The Holy Empire of Onorius is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Gaius Maximilianus Onorius with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, devout population of 5.884 billion Onorises are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Defense, Environment, and Public Transport also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Onoria City. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Onoris economy, worth 961 trillion Onoriums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 163,475 Onoriums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever, kilts and cassocks are viewed with suspicion, sniffer dogs check train passengers for body odour, and deceased politicians spam the public with thousands of AI-generated voicemails. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Onorius's national animal is the Brown Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Onorius is ranked 2,920^th in the world and 4^th in The Patriarchy Allies for Lowest Crime Rates, with 131.34 law-abiding acts per hour.