Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 257th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 269th Most Avoided: 306th
The Empire of
Corporate Police State
Hair Broom
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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The Empire of Onderkelkia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Hair Broom with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.148 billion Onderkelkians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Inginas. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Onderkelkian economy, worth a remarkable 6,896 trillion Sovereigns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 326,127 Sovereigns, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,160,193 per year while the poor average 18,929, a ratio of 114 to 1.

Foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous Onderkelkian bee, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported, most academic research has ground to a halt, and freighter lifeboats have been replaced by state of the art marker buoys so divers can recover the cargo after they sink. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Onderkelkia's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is worshipping Zeus and Hades.

Onderkelkia is ranked 115,817th in the world and 275th in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Highest Poor Incomes, with 18,929.47 Standard Monetary Units.

Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 257thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 269thMost Avoided: 306thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 333rdLargest Gambling Industry: 380thLargest Insurance Industry: 396thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 431stLargest Retail Industry: 437thHighest Economic Output: 490thFattest Citizens: 582ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 618thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 646thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 821stMost Corrupt Governments: 847thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 882ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 890thHighest Average Incomes: 912thLargest Mining Sector: 1,010thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,125thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,219thMost Armed: 1,276thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,664thMost Devout: 1,749thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,193rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,280thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,408thLargest Populations: 2,685thMost Extreme: 4,057thRudest Citizens: 4,076thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4,263rdMost Conservative: 4,569thMost Stationary: 5,606thMost Pro-Market: 5,621stLargest Black Market: 6,674thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,318thTop
Most Influential: 8,941stLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,885thMost Efficient Economies: 13,165thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,333rd
Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 7th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11th in the regionMost Conservative: 11th in the regionLargest Black Market: 12th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 22nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 23rd in the region

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