Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 275th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 276th Most Avoided: 313th
The Empire of
Corporate Police State
TERRA REGUM IMPERATORUMQUE TOTUM MUNDUM REGET
Hair Broom
Regional Influence
Squire
Emperor
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview Dispatches People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Empire of Onderkelkia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Hair Broom with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, zero percent divorce rate, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.001 billion Onderkelkians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Inginas. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Onderkelkian economy, worth a remarkable 6,732 trillion Sovereigns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 320,584 Sovereigns, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,991,991 per year while the poor average 22,152, a ratio of 89.9 to 1.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence, the native owl population is in permanent hibernation, and Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Onderkelkia's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is worshipping Zeus and Hades.

Onderkelkia is ranked 125,043rd in the world and 320th in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Largest Governments, scoring 10.63 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 275thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 276thMost Avoided: 313thLargest Gambling Industry: 365thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 407thLargest Insurance Industry: 431stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 468thLargest Retail Industry: 473rdHighest Economic Output: 492ndFattest Citizens: 676thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 689thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 689thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 780thMost Ignorant Citizens: 835thMost Corrupt Governments: 901stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 953rdHighest Average Incomes: 966thLargest Mining Sector: 1,072ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,171stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,263rdMost Armed: 1,285thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,593rdMost Devout: 1,656thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,805thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,237thRudest Citizens: 2,407thLargest Populations: 2,690thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,841stMost Conservative: 3,370thMost Extreme: 4,148thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4,436thMost Stationary: 5,668thMost Pro-Market: 6,165thLargest Black Market: 6,752ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,863rdTop
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Most Influential: 8,986thMost Efficient Economies: 10,899thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,905th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionMost Conservative: 5th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 7th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 14th in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 22nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 23rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 30th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Onderkelkia, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies.
  • : Following new legislation in Onderkelkia, the native owl population is in permanent hibernation.
  • : Following new legislation in Onderkelkia, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence.
  • : Following new legislation in Onderkelkia, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Onderkelkia, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park.
  • : Following new legislation in Onderkelkia, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people".
  • : Onderkelkia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Following new legislation in Onderkelkia, Golden Eagle populations thrive as dogs are slaughtered in the millions.
  • : Following new legislation in Onderkelkia, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'.
  • : Following new legislation in Onderkelkia, the nation's soldiers are considered the best-dressed in The Land of Kings and Emperors.

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