Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 281st Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 318th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 326th
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The Empire of Onderkelkia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Hair Broom with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, vat-grown people, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.805 billion Onderkelkians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Inginas. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Onderkelkian economy, worth a remarkable 6,464 trillion Sovereigns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 310,736 Sovereigns, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,157,952 per year while the poor average 15,631, a ratio of 138 to 1.

Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed, university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts, gossip magazines have been replaced by mask catalogs, and prices fluctuate manically for no fathomable reason. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Onderkelkia's national animal is the Imperial Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is worshipping Zeus and Hades.

Onderkelkia is ranked 1,599th in the world and 7th in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 9,517.83 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 281stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 318thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 326thMost Avoided: 361stLargest Gambling Industry: 424thLargest Insurance Industry: 484thHighest Economic Output: 514thLargest Retail Industry: 525thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 618thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 706thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 825thFattest Citizens: 860thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 876thMost Ignorant Citizens: 961stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,048thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,061stHighest Average Incomes: 1,067thLargest Mining Sector: 1,104thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,141stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,260thMost Armed: 1,297thTop
Most Conservative: 1,517thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,599thMost Devout: 1,763rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,920thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,043rdMost Extreme: 2,196thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,623rdLargest Populations: 2,707thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,892ndMost Pro-Market: 3,742ndRudest Citizens: 4,059thMost Stationary: 5,785thLargest Black Market: 7,059thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,232ndTop
Most Influential: 9,188thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,217th
Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionMost Devout: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 7th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 13th in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 21st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 30th in the region

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