Highest Wealthy Incomes: 312th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 398th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 409th
The Empire of
Corporate Police State
TERRA REGUM IMPERATORUMQUE TOTUM MUNDUM REGET
Hair Broom
Regional Influence
Squire
Emperor
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Empire of Onderkelkia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Hair Broom with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.6 billion Onderkelkians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Inginas. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Onderkelkian economy, worth a remarkable 6,037 trillion Sovereigns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 293,085 Sovereigns, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,178,600 per year while the poor average 11,665, a ratio of 186 to 1.

Children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits, gossip magazines have been replaced by mask catalogs, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, and the nation's entire cultural heritage is being auctioned off to the rich. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Onderkelkia's national animal is the Imperial Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is worshipping Zeus and Hades.

Onderkelkia is ranked 3,100th in the world and 11th in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 9,036.62 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 312thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 398thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 409thMost Avoided: 453rdLargest Gambling Industry: 510thHighest Economic Output: 561stLargest Insurance Industry: 692ndLargest Retail Industry: 846thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 869thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 942ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 991stFattest Citizens: 1,011thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,060thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,175thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,258thHighest Average Incomes: 1,284thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,296thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,345thLargest Mining Sector: 1,428thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,688thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,897thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,945thMost Devout: 2,275thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,674thLargest Populations: 2,721stMost Armed: 2,893rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,100thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,137thMost Pro-Market: 3,363rdMost Extreme: 3,600thRudest Citizens: 4,158thMost Stationary: 5,867thMost Conservative: 6,650thLargest Black Market: 7,677thTop
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Most Influential: 9,299thMost Efficient Economies: 9,526thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,912thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,067thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,139th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 4th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8th in the regionMost Armed: 9th in the regionRudest Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 11th in the regionMost Devout: 12th in the regionLargest Black Market: 13th in the regionMost Conservative: 20th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 30th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 34th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 38th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Onderkelkia, the nation's entire cultural heritage is being auctioned off to the rich.
  • : Following new legislation in Onderkelkia, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
  • : Following new legislation in Onderkelkia, gossip magazines have been replaced by mask catalogs.
  • : Following new legislation in Onderkelkia, children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits.
  • : Following new legislation in Onderkelkia, the police use sound cannons and mortars to deal with loud parties.
  • : Following new legislation in Onderkelkia, it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey.
  • : Following new legislation in Onderkelkia, disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown.
  • : Following new legislation in Onderkelkia, the national sporting identity is represented by a talking burger and a singing smartphone.
  • : Following new legislation in Onderkelkia, biker gangs and fashionistas are converting to Violetism en masse.
  • : Onderkelkia published "In-game Embassy Requests Policy" (Meta: Gameplay).

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