Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 257th Most Avoided: 293rd Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 300th
The Empire of
Corporate Police State
TERRA REGUM IMPERATORUMQUE TOTUM MUNDUM REGET
Hair Broom
Regional Influence
Squire
Emperor
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Empire of Onderkelkia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Hair Broom with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, zero percent divorce rate, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.774 billion Onderkelkians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Inginas. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Onderkelkian economy, worth a remarkable 6,812 trillion Sovereigns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 312,881 Sovereigns, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,610,134 per year while the poor average 33,207, a ratio of 48.5 to 1.

Policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence', Onderkelkian farm salmon are known for being both horribly diseased and remarkably acrobatic, cute fluffy little Hair Brooms are increasingly popular exotic pets, and amusement park rides frequently collapse due to lack of maintenance. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Onderkelkia's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is worshipping Zeus and Hades.

Onderkelkia is ranked 25,582nd in the world and 120th in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 257thMost Avoided: 293rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 300thLargest Insurance Industry: 304thLargest Gambling Industry: 314thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 342ndLargest Retail Industry: 414thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 436thHighest Economic Output: 500thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 526thFattest Citizens: 576thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 722ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 760thMost Ignorant Citizens: 830thLargest Mining Sector: 874thMost Corrupt Governments: 893rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 984thMost Conservative: 1,074thHighest Average Incomes: 1,103rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,680thTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,873rdMost Devout: 1,887thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,273rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,462ndLargest Populations: 2,602ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,183rdMost Armed: 4,459thMost Extreme: 4,603rdMost Stationary: 5,169thRudest Citizens: 6,012thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,684thLargest Black Market: 6,854thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,392ndMost Influential: 8,888thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 11,132ndMost Efficient Economies: 12,562ndMost Pro-Market: 15,325thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,395th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 7th in the regionMost Devout: 8th in the regionMost Armed: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Black Market: 14th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 17th in the regionTop
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Most Pro-Market: 26th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 31st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 32nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Onderkelkia, amusement park rides frequently collapse due to lack of maintenance.
  • : Following new legislation in Onderkelkia, cute fluffy little Hair Brooms are increasingly popular exotic pets.
  • : Following new legislation in Onderkelkia, Onderkelkian farm salmon are known for being both horribly diseased and remarkably acrobatic.
  • : Following new legislation in Onderkelkia, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence'.
  • : Following new legislation in Onderkelkia, six-year-old children playing dress-up are viewed with suspicion.
  • : Following new legislation in Onderkelkia, East Lebatuck tests its moon rovers in the barren wasteland of rural Onderkelkia.
  • : Following new legislation in Onderkelkia, the national anthem's only purpose is to inflate Hair Broom's ever-expanding ego.
  • : Following new legislation in Onderkelkia, public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women.
  • : Following new legislation in Onderkelkia, formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming.
  • : Following new legislation in Onderkelkia, heavily-armed commandos play rock-paper-scissors over whether to execute criminals and foreign visitors.

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