Omigodtheykilledkenny was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 17
Most Armed: 62nd Highest Crime Rates: 75th Fattest Citizens: 77th
The Mysterion Rising of
You bastards!
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Factbook Dispatches People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Mysterion Rising of Omigodtheykilledkenny is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Sammy Faisano with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 24.386 billion Kennyites enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradise City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kennyite economy, worth an astonishing 11,061 trillion tree-fiddies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 453,603 tree-fiddies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,004,559 per year while the poor average 26,328, a ratio of 114 to 1.

Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Paradise City to enjoy their national art, surveillance cameras are banned, surfers ride tsunamis of record height and toxicity, and the military struggles with recruitment. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Omigodtheykilledkenny's national animal is the Loch Ness Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is idol worship.

Omigodtheykilledkenny is ranked 174,925th in the world and 46th in Antarctic Oasis for Least Corrupt Governments, with 33.26 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most Armed: 62ndHighest Crime Rates: 75thFattest Citizens: 77thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 78thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 94thMost Efficient Economies: 98thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 105thLargest Gambling Industry: 106thRudest Citizens: 127thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 136thLargest Retail Industry: 140thHighest Economic Output: 147thMost Avoided: 161stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 167thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 204thHighest Average Incomes: 216thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 225thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 241stLargest Insurance Industry: 304thMost Rebellious Youth: 322ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 339thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 416thMost Stationary: 461stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 575thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 615thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 680thLargest Mining Sector: 757thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 812thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,325thMost Influential: 1,433rdLargest Populations: 1,559thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 1,945thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,469thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,400thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,426thMost Cultured: 3,440thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,103rdLargest Black Market: 4,177thMost Pro-Market: 4,243rdSmartest Citizens: 7,414thNudest: 8,369thTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 13,922ndHighest Drug Use: 16,479th
Largest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:


View Forum posts


by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics