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The Mysterion Rising of Omigodtheykilledkenny Omigodtheykilledkenny was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 17

“You bastards!”

Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Antarctic Oasis

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The Mysterion Rising of Omigodtheykilledkenny is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Sammy Faisano with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 20.516 billion Kennyites enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business individuals concentrates mainly on Defence, although Commerce and Law & Order are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradise City. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology industries.

Bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, and the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Omigodtheykilledkenny's national animal is the Loch Ness Monster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is idol worship, and its currency is the tree-fiddy.

Omigodtheykilledkenny is ranked 53rd in Antarctic Oasis and 107,809th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -207 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

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