Omigodtheykilledkenny was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 17
Most Armed: 65th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 77th Fattest Citizens: 80th
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The Mysterion Rising of Omigodtheykilledkenny is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Sammy Faisano with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, public floggings, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 25.092 billion Kennyites enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradise City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kennyite economy, worth an astonishing 11,381 trillion tree-fiddies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 453,607 tree-fiddies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,004,587 per year while the poor average 26,328, a ratio of 114 to 1.

Surveillance cameras are banned, surfers ride tsunamis of record height and toxicity, the military struggles with recruitment, and passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Omigodtheykilledkenny's national animal is the Loch Ness Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is idol worship.

Omigodtheykilledkenny is ranked 5,363rd in the world and 7th in Antarctic Oasis for Most Pro-Market, scoring 90.33 on the Rand Index.

Most Armed: 65thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 77thFattest Citizens: 80thHighest Crime Rates: 84thMost Efficient Economies: 99thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 102ndRudest Citizens: 108thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 110thLargest Gambling Industry: 112thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 146thHighest Economic Output: 146thMost Avoided: 165thLargest Retail Industry: 170thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 178thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 216thHighest Average Incomes: 224thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 232ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 238thLargest Insurance Industry: 317thMost Rebellious Youth: 350thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 354thMost Stationary: 447thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 448thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 560thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 666thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 745thLargest Mining Sector: 788thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,014thTop
Most Influential: 1,527thLargest Populations: 1,534thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,646thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,044thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,908thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,045thMost Cultured: 3,756thLargest Black Market: 4,310thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4,492ndMost Corrupt Governments: 4,550thMost Pro-Market: 5,363rdTop
Smartest Citizens: 8,080thNudest: 10,540thHighest Drug Use: 13,750th
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the region

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