Omigodtheykilledkenny was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 17
Most Armed: 67th Fattest Citizens: 79th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 81st
The Mysterion Rising of
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Regional Influence
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Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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The Mysterion Rising of Omigodtheykilledkenny is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sammy Faisano with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 24.944 billion Kennyites enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradise City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kennyite economy, worth an astonishing 11,314 trillion tree-fiddies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 453,607 tree-fiddies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,004,587 per year while the poor average 26,328, a ratio of 114 to 1.

Surveillance cameras are banned, surfers ride tsunamis of record height and toxicity, the military struggles with recruitment, and passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Omigodtheykilledkenny's national animal is the Loch Ness Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is idol worship.

Omigodtheykilledkenny is ranked 153,877th in the world and 41st in Antarctic Oasis for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring -52.82 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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Most Armed: 67thFattest Citizens: 79thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 81stHighest Crime Rates: 82ndMost Efficient Economies: 98thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 98thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 105thRudest Citizens: 106thLargest Gambling Industry: 106thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 142ndHighest Economic Output: 149thLargest Retail Industry: 156thMost Avoided: 165thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 177thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 216thHighest Average Incomes: 228thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 232ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 261stLargest Insurance Industry: 317thMost Rebellious Youth: 349thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 357thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 438thMost Stationary: 454thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 604thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 664thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 724thLargest Mining Sector: 791stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 980thMost Influential: 1,498thTop
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Largest Populations: 1,545thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,579thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,026thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,848thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,955thMost Cultured: 3,665thLargest Black Market: 4,309thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4,330thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,562ndMost Pro-Market: 5,186thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 7,945thNudest: 10,321stHighest Drug Use: 14,248th
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Highest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the region

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