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The Mysterion Rising of Omigodtheykilledkenny Omigodtheykilledkenny was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 17

“You bastards!”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Antarctic Oasis

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The Mysterion Rising of Omigodtheykilledkenny is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Sammy Faisano with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 20.629 billion Kennyites live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business individuals is mainly concerned with Defence, although Commerce and Law & Order are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradise City. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology industries.

Procrastination is a national sport, citizens must pay to enjoy Omigodtheykilledkenny's pristine beaches, the only places to see Loch Ness Monsters now are at local zoos, and cheese has become the new icon of political dissent. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Omigodtheykilledkenny's national animal is the Loch Ness Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is idol worship, and its currency is the tree-fiddy.

Omigodtheykilledkenny is ranked 55th in Antarctic Oasis and 116,111th in the world for Smartest Citizens, scoring 14 on the Average Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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