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The Mysterion Rising of Omigodtheykilledkenny Omigodtheykilledkenny was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 17

“You bastards!”

Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Antarctic Oasis

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The Mysterion Rising of Omigodtheykilledkenny is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Sammy Faisano with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 20.535 billion Kennyites enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals concentrates mainly on Defence, although Commerce and Law & Order are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradise City. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology industries.

Prison visits increase substantially during election years, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, and retail stores offer sales every hour on the hour. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Omigodtheykilledkenny's national animal is the Loch Ness Monster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is idol worship, and its currency is the tree-fiddy.

Omigodtheykilledkenny is ranked 2nd in Antarctic Oasis and 378th in the world for Rudest Citizens, with 564.5 Insults Per Minute (net).

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