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The Mysterion Rising of Omigodtheykilledkenny Omigodtheykilledkenny was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 17

“You bastards!”

Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Antarctic Oasis

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The Mysterion Rising of Omigodtheykilledkenny is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sammy Faisano with an even hand, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, sprawling nuclear power plants, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 21.458 billion Kennyites enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradise City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kennyite economy, worth a remarkable 9,338 trillion tree-fiddies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 435,199 tree-fiddies, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,426,238 per year while the poor average 38,973, a ratio of 62.3 to 1.

Copyright laws have been abolished, Max Barry is this year's Miss Omigodtheykilledkenny, citizens are frequently held up at gunpoint by their local pizza delivery boys, and urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Omigodtheykilledkenny's national animal is the Loch Ness Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is idol worship.

Omigodtheykilledkenny is ranked 53rd in Antarctic Oasis and 114,353rd in the world for Most Devout, scoring -289 on the Paradise-Perdition Likelihood Rating.

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