Omigodtheykilledkenny was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 17
Most Armed: 61st Fattest Citizens: 76th Highest Crime Rates: 76th
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The Mysterion Rising of Omigodtheykilledkenny is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sammy Faisano with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, enslaved workforce, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 24.217 billion Kennyites enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradise City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kennyite economy, worth an astonishing 10,984 trillion tree-fiddies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 453,603 tree-fiddies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,004,559 per year while the poor average 26,328, a ratio of 114 to 1.

Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Paradise City to enjoy their national art, surveillance cameras are banned, surfers ride tsunamis of record height and toxicity, and the military struggles with recruitment. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Omigodtheykilledkenny's national animal is the Loch Ness Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is idol worship.

Omigodtheykilledkenny is ranked 190,795th in the world and 49th in Antarctic Oasis for Most Primitive, scoring -443.27 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Armed: 61stFattest Citizens: 76thHighest Crime Rates: 76thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 76thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 93rdMost Efficient Economies: 99thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 101stLargest Gambling Industry: 107thRudest Citizens: 121stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 131stLargest Retail Industry: 137thHighest Economic Output: 148thMost Avoided: 159thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 163rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 206thHighest Average Incomes: 211thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 224thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 240thLargest Insurance Industry: 298thMost Rebellious Youth: 317thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 335thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 406thMost Stationary: 461stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 552ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 603rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 664thLargest Mining Sector: 756thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 767thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,250thMost Influential: 1,365thLargest Populations: 1,560thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,889thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,313thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,215thMost Cultured: 3,261stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,733rdMost Corrupt Governments: 3,988thLargest Black Market: 4,069thMost Pro-Market: 4,668thSmartest Citizens: 7,031stNudest: 9,570thTop
Highest Drug Use: 16,313thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 16,811th
Largest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5th in the region

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