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The Federal Republic of Omigodtheykilledkenny Omigodtheykilledkenny was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 17

“You bastards!”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Antarctic Oasis

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The Federal Republic of Omigodtheykilledkenny is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Sammy Faisano with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 19.789 billion live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business individuals concentrates mainly on Defence, although Commerce and Law & Order are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradise City. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology industries.

The government has enacted freedom of information, Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes, the police have been reduced to using duct tape instead of handcuffs following further cutbacks, and mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Omigodtheykilledkenny's national animal is the Loch Ness Monster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is idol worship, and its currency is the tree-fiddy.

Omigodtheykilledkenny is ranked 16th in Antarctic Oasis and 26,132nd in the world for Highest Drug Use, scoring 85 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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