Omigodtheykilledkenny was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 17
The Mysterion Rising of
Capitalist Paradise
You bastards!
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Mysterion Rising of Omigodtheykilledkenny is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Sammy Faisano with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, unlimited-speed roads, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 22.153 billion Kennyites are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradise City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kennyite economy, worth a remarkable 9,608 trillion tree-fiddies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 433,730 tree-fiddies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,720,069 per year while the poor average 8,631, a ratio of 431 to 1.

The national sporting identity is represented by a talking burger and a singing smartphone, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs, Sammy Faisano's mistress is the belle at many state balls, and 90% of active duty OAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Omigodtheykilledkenny's national animal is the Loch Ness Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is idol worship.

Omigodtheykilledkenny is ranked 53rd in Antarctic Oasis and 146,035th in the world for Most Devout, scoring -300 on the Paradise-Perdition Likelihood Rating.

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