Omigodtheykilledkenny was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 17
The Mysterion Rising of
Capitalizt
You bastards!
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Mysterion Rising of Omigodtheykilledkenny is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sammy Faisano with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, rampant corporate plagiarism, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 22.408 billion Kennyites enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradise City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kennyite economy, worth a remarkable 9,722 trillion tree-fiddies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 433,898 tree-fiddies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,870,375 per year while the poor average 6,476, a ratio of 597 to 1.

Cheap and tasteless vegetables flood the markets, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, military spending recently hit a new high, and the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Omigodtheykilledkenny's national animal is the Loch Ness Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is idol worship.

Omigodtheykilledkenny is ranked 49th in Antarctic Oasis and 127,595th in the world for Best Weather, with -1,785 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

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