Omigodtheykilledkenny was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 17
Most Armed: 65th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 77th Highest Crime Rates: 84th
The Mysterion Rising of
You bastards!
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview Factbook Dispatches People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Mysterion Rising of Omigodtheykilledkenny is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sammy Faisano with an even hand, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, unlimited-speed roads, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 25.523 billion Kennyites enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradise City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kennyite economy, worth an astonishing 11,577 trillion tree-fiddies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 453,607 tree-fiddies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,004,587 per year while the poor average 26,328, a ratio of 114 to 1.

Surveillance cameras are banned, surfers ride tsunamis of record height and toxicity, the military struggles with recruitment, and passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Omigodtheykilledkenny's national animal is the Loch Ness Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is idol worship.

Omigodtheykilledkenny is ranked 177,890th in the world and 42nd in Antarctic Oasis for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 8.23 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

Most Armed: 65thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 77thHighest Crime Rates: 84thFattest Citizens: 84thMost Efficient Economies: 98thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 103rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 113thLargest Gambling Industry: 115thHighest Economic Output: 144thRudest Citizens: 146thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 151stMost Avoided: 161stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 180thLargest Retail Industry: 182ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 217thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 226thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 231stHighest Average Incomes: 235thLargest Insurance Industry: 307thMost Rebellious Youth: 342ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 348thMost Stationary: 427thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 453rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 563rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 686thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 767thLargest Mining Sector: 790thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 988thLargest Populations: 1,490thMost Influential: 1,564thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,884thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,979thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,090thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,505thMost Cultured: 3,955thLargest Black Market: 4,339thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,735thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,126thMost Pro-Market: 6,169thSmartest Citizens: 8,331stTop
Nudest: 11,478thHighest Drug Use: 16,794th
Most Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:


View Forum posts


by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics