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The Federal Republic of Omigodtheykilledkenny Omigodtheykilledkenny was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 17

“You bastards!”

Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Antarctic Oasis

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The Federal Republic of Omigodtheykilledkenny is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Sammy Faisano with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 19.753 billion enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business individuals is mainly concerned with Defence, although Commerce and Law & Order are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradise City. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology industries.

Computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, and government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Omigodtheykilledkenny's national animal is the Loch Ness Monster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is idol worship, and its currency is the tree-fiddy.

Omigodtheykilledkenny is ranked 42nd in Antarctic Oasis and 119,684th in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 0 Stalins.

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