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The Mysterion Rising of Omigodtheykilledkenny is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Sammy Faisano with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 23.263 billion Kennyites enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradise City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kennyite economy, worth an astonishing 10,285 trillion tree-fiddies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 442,121 tree-fiddies, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,012,104 per year while the poor average 59,389, a ratio of 33.9 to 1.

An IT mega-corporation has a patent pending on the rectangle, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Paradise City Times is sold out, the rich tend their gardens inside gated urban farming communities, and citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Omigodtheykilledkenny's national animal is the Loch Ness Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is idol worship.

Omigodtheykilledkenny is ranked 11th in Antarctic Oasis and 8,545th in the world for Nudest, with 220 Cheeks per Square Mile.

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