Omigodtheykilledkenny was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 17
The Mysterion Rising of
Capitalizt
You bastards!
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Mysterion Rising of Omigodtheykilledkenny is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Sammy Faisano with an even hand, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, smutty television, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 21.99 billion Kennyites enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradise City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kennyite economy, worth a remarkable 9,533 trillion tree-fiddies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 433,535 tree-fiddies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,718,397 per year while the poor average 8,627, a ratio of 431 to 1.

The nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan, tourism spikes whenever a major ship or plane is lost at sea, and carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Omigodtheykilledkenny's national animal is the Loch Ness Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is idol worship.

Omigodtheykilledkenny is ranked 56th in Antarctic Oasis and 140,491st in the world for Safest, scoring -2,379.4 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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