| Category: Corporate Bordello | ||
| Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Superb |
Regional Influence: Eminence Grise
Location: Antarctic Oasis
Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis
The Mysterion Rising of Omigodtheykilledkenny is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sammy Faisano with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 17.955 billion are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.
There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals concentrates mainly on Defence, although Commerce and Law & Order are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradise City. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology industries.
Young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, the tenet of free speech is held dear, the CEO of Laws Incorporated must sign off on all new bills, and almost half of the child population live rough on the streets. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling. Omigodtheykilledkenny's national animal is the Loch Ness Monster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is idol worship, and its currency is the tree-fiddy.
Omigodtheykilledkenny is ranked 4th in Antarctic Oasis and 1,110th in the world for Most Influential, scoring 143 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.
















































































National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity: 2 hours ago
- 1 day 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Omigodtheykilledkenny, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets. - 1 day 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Omigodtheykilledkenny, the CEO of Laws Incorporated must sign off on all new bills. - 1 day 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Omigodtheykilledkenny, the tenet of free speech is held dear. - 4 days ago: Following new legislation in
Omigodtheykilledkenny, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables. - 4 days ago: Following new legislation in
Omigodtheykilledkenny, the country is preparing for war. - 4 days ago: Following new legislation in
Omigodtheykilledkenny, new urban roads are threatening city parks. - 4 days ago: Following new legislation in
Omigodtheykilledkenny, convicted felons are forced into slavery for their crimes. - 4 days ago: Following new legislation in
Omigodtheykilledkenny, Loch Ness Monster racing stadiums are open 24/7. - 17 days ago:
Omigodtheykilledkenny fell out of the world Top 10% for Nudest. - 28 days ago:
Omigodtheykilledkenny was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Mining Sector (last census: Top 10%).








