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The Mysterion Rising of Omigodtheykilledkenny Omigodtheykilledkenny was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 17

“You bastards!”

Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Antarctic Oasis

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The Mysterion Rising of Omigodtheykilledkenny is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Sammy Faisano with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 21.199 billion Kennyites enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals concentrates mainly on Defence, although Commerce and Law & Order are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradise City. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology industries.

Terrified neighbors cower behind concertina wire and machine gun nests, Coco the Clown has been elected to the nation's parliament, Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes, and the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Omigodtheykilledkenny's national animal is the Loch Ness Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is idol worship, and its currency is the tree-fiddy.

Omigodtheykilledkenny is ranked 1st in Antarctic Oasis and 176th in the world for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 22 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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