Omigodtheykilledkenny was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 17
Most Armed: 64th Fattest Citizens: 77th Highest Crime Rates: 80th
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The Mysterion Rising of Omigodtheykilledkenny is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Sammy Faisano with an even hand, and notable for its enslaved workforce, sprawling nuclear power plants, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 24.715 billion Kennyites enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradise City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kennyite economy, worth an astonishing 11,210 trillion tree-fiddies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 453,607 tree-fiddies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,004,587 per year while the poor average 26,328, a ratio of 114 to 1.

Surveillance cameras are banned, surfers ride tsunamis of record height and toxicity, the military struggles with recruitment, and passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Omigodtheykilledkenny's national animal is the Loch Ness Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is idol worship.

Omigodtheykilledkenny is ranked 73,086th in the world and 23rd in Antarctic Oasis for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 1,117.22 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Most Armed: 64thFattest Citizens: 77thHighest Crime Rates: 80thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 82ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 91stMost Efficient Economies: 97thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 105thRudest Citizens: 106thLargest Gambling Industry: 107thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 142ndHighest Economic Output: 149thLargest Retail Industry: 151stMost Avoided: 159thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 167thHighest Average Incomes: 216thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 218thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 230thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 245thLargest Insurance Industry: 314thMost Rebellious Youth: 336thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 349thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 430thMost Stationary: 456thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 585thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 640thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 690thLargest Mining Sector: 776thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 929thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,457thMost Influential: 1,493rdLargest Populations: 1,557thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 2,011thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,701stLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,861stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,511thMost Cultured: 3,611thLargest Black Market: 4,277thMost Pro-Market: 4,325thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,498thSmartest Citizens: 7,735thTop
Nudest: 9,513thHighest Drug Use: 14,161st
Largest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the region

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