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The Mysterion Rising of Omigodtheykilledkenny Omigodtheykilledkenny was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 17

“You bastards!”

Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Antarctic Oasis

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The Mysterion Rising of Omigodtheykilledkenny is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Sammy Faisano with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 20.344 billion Kennyites enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt individuals concentrates mainly on Defence, although Commerce and Law & Order are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradise City. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology industries.

Only the wealthy vote, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins, island residents must resort to canoes and sailboats to get to work, and citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Omigodtheykilledkenny's national animal is the Loch Ness Monster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is idol worship, and its currency is the tree-fiddy.

Omigodtheykilledkenny is ranked 58th in Antarctic Oasis and 111,960th in the world for Best Weather, with -2,082 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

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