Omigodtheykilledkenny was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 17
The Mysterion Rising of
Anarchy
You bastards!
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Mysterion Rising of Omigodtheykilledkenny is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sammy Faisano with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 21.651 billion Kennyites live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradise City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kennyite economy, worth a remarkable 9,314 trillion tree-fiddies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 430,227 tree-fiddies, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,592,992 per year while the poor average 32,106, a ratio of 80.8 to 1.

Billions of tree-fiddies are being blown on orbital weapons development, criminals are thrown to the Loch Ness Monsters to repay their debt to society, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, and commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Omigodtheykilledkenny's national animal is the Loch Ness Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is idol worship.

Omigodtheykilledkenny is ranked 57th in Antarctic Oasis and 123,156th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -409 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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