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The Mysterion Rising of Omigodtheykilledkenny Omigodtheykilledkenny was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 17

“You bastards!”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Excessive
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Antarctic Oasis

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The Mysterion Rising of Omigodtheykilledkenny is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Sammy Faisano with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 20.302 billion Kennyites live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business individuals is mainly concerned with Defence, although Commerce and Law & Order are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradise City. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology industries.

Teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill, the nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Sammy Faisano's bedroom, and the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Omigodtheykilledkenny's national animal is the Loch Ness Monster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is idol worship, and its currency is the tree-fiddy.

Omigodtheykilledkenny is ranked 56th in Antarctic Oasis and 112,064th in the world for Longest Average Lifespans, scoring -80 on the Enoch Index.

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