Omigodtheykilledkenny was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 17
Most Armed: 65th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 77th Fattest Citizens: 81st
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The Mysterion Rising of Omigodtheykilledkenny is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sammy Faisano with an even hand, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 25.27 billion Kennyites enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradise City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kennyite economy, worth an astonishing 11,462 trillion tree-fiddies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 453,607 tree-fiddies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,004,587 per year while the poor average 26,328, a ratio of 114 to 1.

Surveillance cameras are banned, surfers ride tsunamis of record height and toxicity, the military struggles with recruitment, and passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Omigodtheykilledkenny's national animal is the Loch Ness Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is idol worship.

Omigodtheykilledkenny is ranked 81st in the world and 1st in Antarctic Oasis for Fattest Citizens, with 95.68 Obesity Rate.

Most Armed: 65thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 77thFattest Citizens: 81stHighest Crime Rates: 84thMost Efficient Economies: 98thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 105thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 106thLargest Gambling Industry: 113thRudest Citizens: 121stHighest Economic Output: 144thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 154thMost Avoided: 160thLargest Retail Industry: 167thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 175thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 217thHighest Average Incomes: 226thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 228thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 235thLargest Insurance Industry: 316thMost Rebellious Youth: 347thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 352ndMost Stationary: 439thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 448thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 559thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 669thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 751stLargest Mining Sector: 782ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,006thLargest Populations: 1,517thMost Influential: 1,554thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,715thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 2,009thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,975thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,218thMost Cultured: 3,796thLargest Black Market: 4,327thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,617thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4,864thMost Pro-Market: 5,928thSmartest Citizens: 8,166thTop
Nudest: 11,395thHighest Drug Use: 16,067thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,322nd
Largest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the region

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