Omigodtheykilledkenny was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 17
The Mysterion Rising of
Capitalizt
You bastards!
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Mysterion Rising of Omigodtheykilledkenny is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sammy Faisano with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 22.551 billion Kennyites enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradise City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kennyite economy, worth a remarkable 9,822 trillion tree-fiddies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 435,574 tree-fiddies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,885,321 per year while the poor average 6,501, a ratio of 597 to 1.

A typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios, Coco the Clown has been elected to the nation's parliament, and bombs are permitted on planes for the 'security of the passengers'. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Omigodtheykilledkenny's national animal is the Loch Ness Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is idol worship.

Omigodtheykilledkenny is ranked 1st in Antarctic Oasis and 425th in the world for Stupidest Citizens, scoring 23 on the Average Edu-UNtellignce® Test Score.

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