Omigodtheykilledkenny was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 17
The Mysterion Rising of
Capitalizt
You bastards!
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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The Mysterion Rising of Omigodtheykilledkenny is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sammy Faisano with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, flagrant waste-dumping, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 22.756 billion Kennyites enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradise City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kennyite economy, worth a remarkable 9,985 trillion tree-fiddies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 438,796 tree-fiddies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,965,200 per year while the poor average 24,013, a ratio of 123 to 1.

Omigodtheykilledkenny is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, Loch Ness Monster racing stadiums are open 24/7, the nation is cleaning up after a national night of celebration left most people with headaches and dim memories (Omigodtheykilledkenny has found 4 easter eggs), and citizens drive tank-like vehicles with mounted machine guns. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Omigodtheykilledkenny's national animal is the Loch Ness Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is idol worship.

Omigodtheykilledkenny is ranked 54th in Antarctic Oasis and 129,515th in the world for Most Pacifist, scoring -3,173 on the Lennon-Springsteen Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Omigodtheykilledkenny, citizens drive tank-like vehicles with mounted machine guns.
  • : Following new legislation in Omigodtheykilledkenny, the nation is cleaning up after a national night of celebration left most people with headaches and dim memories (Omigodtheykilledkenny has found 4 easter eggs).
  • : Following new legislation in Omigodtheykilledkenny, Loch Ness Monster racing stadiums are open 24/7.
  • : Following new legislation in Omigodtheykilledkenny, Omigodtheykilledkenny is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • : Following new legislation in Omigodtheykilledkenny, the nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security.
  • : Omigodtheykilledkenny lodged a message on the Antarctic Oasis Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Omigodtheykilledkenny, the police have been reduced to using duct tape instead of handcuffs following further cutbacks.
  • : Following new legislation in Omigodtheykilledkenny, most of the military's funding goes into researching space-age weaponry.
  • : Following new legislation in Omigodtheykilledkenny, assault rifles sized for 7-year-olds are a frighteningly popular export.
  • : Omigodtheykilledkenny lodged a message on the Antarctic Oasis Regional Message Board.

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