Omigodtheykilledkenny was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 17
The Mysterion Rising of
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Eminence Grise
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Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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The Mysterion Rising of Omigodtheykilledkenny is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sammy Faisano with an even hand, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 23.71 billion Kennyites enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradise City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kennyite economy, worth an astonishing 10,538 trillion tree-fiddies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 444,463 tree-fiddies, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,252,622 per year while the poor average 48,647, a ratio of 46.3 to 1.

Morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers, Paradise City's iconic yellow taxis are nowhere to be seen, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation, and foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous Kennyite bee. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Omigodtheykilledkenny's national animal is the Loch Ness Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is idol worship.

Omigodtheykilledkenny is ranked 53rd in Antarctic Oasis and 143,139th in the world for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -523 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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