| Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
| Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Regional Influence: Dominator
Location: The United Mars Federation
Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis
The Mighty Martian Empire of Olympia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Vladimir Olympia with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.327 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Commerce, and Defence. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Olympia City. The average income tax rate is 63%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Gambling, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports industries.
A large concrete wall is being built around the country's borders, many working fathers have never seen their children, waste is frequently shipped to other countries, and the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Olympia's national animal is the Hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Vlad.
Olympia is ranked 2nd in The United Mars Federation and 63,061st in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring -13 on the Bus Surprisal Index.
















National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days 6 hours ago
- 2 days 4 hours ago:
Olympia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector (last census: Top 5%). - 2 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Olympia, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields. - 2 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Olympia, waste is frequently shipped to other countries. - 2 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Olympia, many working fathers have never seen their children. - 5 days ago: Following new legislation in
Olympia, a large concrete wall is being built around the country's borders. - 5 days ago: Following new legislation in
Olympia, the government has undertaken a massive education and health program to combat VODAIS. - 5 days ago: Following new legislation in
Olympia, punitive tariffs protect local industry. - 5 days ago: Following new legislation in
Olympia, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town. - 9 days ago: Following new legislation in
Olympia, criminals are put to death while cuddling their favourite teddy bear. - 9 days ago: Following new legislation in
Olympia, employers are gradually adapting to the alien premise of paying wages to their workers.







