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The Borderlands of Old North Fish

“Squamae Abundare Terra Liberarum ”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Dominator

Location: The Free Interstellar Republic

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The Borderlands of Old North Fish is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Duke Derwent Castell with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 6.981 billion Fishians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Defence, although Education and Commerce are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metroscale. The average income tax rate is 82%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry.

The people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, Amnesty Interregional has condemned Old North Fish for ignoring crimes against humanity, and naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure. Crime is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Old North Fish's national animal is the last Northern Speckled Bigfoot, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, its national religion is Christianity, and its currency is the Scale.

Old North Fish is ranked 4th in The Free Interstellar Republic and 67,959th in the world for Best Weather, with 0 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 days ago

  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Old North Fish, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Old North Fish, Amnesty Interregional has condemned Old North Fish for ignoring crimes against humanity.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Old North Fish, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras.
  • 4 days ago: Old North Fish fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • 89 days ago: Old North Fish was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Happiest Citizens.
  • 97 days ago: Old North Fish lodged a message on the The Free Interstellar Republic Regional Message Board.
  • 97 days ago: Old North Fish changed its national animal to "last Northern Speckled Bigfoot", its demonym to "Fishian", and its demonym adjective to "fishy".
  • 113 days ago: Following new legislation in Old North Fish, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth.
  • 113 days ago: Following new legislation in Old North Fish, torture is illegal.
  • 113 days ago: Following new legislation in Old North Fish, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms.

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