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The Keep on winning of Offshore Racing

“Once a Boat...Always a Boat”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the West Pacific

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The Keep on winning of Offshore Racing is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by High Executive Powerboat Racer with a fair hand, and renowned for its hatred of cheese. The compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 7.672 billion Offshore Racingians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Defence, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Carbon Fiber Hull. The average income tax rate is 79%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The people elect the Supreme Court justices directly, the state is footing the bill for billionaires' lawyers, immigrant herding has become a national pastime, and it's always rabbit season. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Offshore Racing's national animal is the Cheetah, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Fuel.

Offshore Racing is ranked 4,032nd in the West Pacific and 108,330th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -6 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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