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The Alan Parsons Project of Of the Free Socialist Territories |
“Throw me a frickin' bone here, guys...”
| Category: Civil Rights Lovefest | ||
| Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Widely Abused |
Regional Influence: Minnow
Location: The North Pacific
Overview • Factbook • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis
The Alan Parsons Project of Of the Free Socialist Territories is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Rosa Luxemburg with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 2.737 billion hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Social Welfare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Freiheitstadt. The average income tax rate is 99%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.
Max Barry is this year's Miss Of the Free Socialist Territories, the new hit series "Of the Free Socialist Territories's Got Trauma" has corporate executives fleeing the country, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song, and students cut up leftover Pfunds during Arts and Crafts. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Of the Free Socialist Territories's national animal is the No Pasaran, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Agnostic Atheistic Dystheism, and its currency is the Pfund.
Of the Free Socialist Territories is ranked 1,313th in The North Pacific and 26,206th in the world for Most Income Equality, scoring 155 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.
















































National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity: 8 hours ago
- 96 minutes ago: Following new legislation in
Of the Free Socialist Territories, students cut up leftover Pfunds during Arts and Crafts. - 1 day 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in
Of the Free Socialist Territories, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song. - 1 day 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in
Of the Free Socialist Territories, the new hit series "Of the Free Socialist Territories's Got Trauma" has corporate executives fleeing the country. - 2 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in
Of the Free Socialist Territories, Max Barry is this year's Miss Of the Free Socialist Territories. - 2 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Of the Free Socialist Territories, referenda are held for every conceivable government action. - 3 days ago:
Of the Free Socialist Territories was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Healthiest Citizens (last census: Top 5%). - 3 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in
Of the Free Socialist Territories, the art of conversation has been rediscovered. - 3 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Of the Free Socialist Territories, soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers. - 4 days ago: Following new legislation in
Of the Free Socialist Territories, highschool principals regularly send armed truancy patrols to drag problem students to school. - 5 days ago: Following new legislation in
Of the Free Socialist Territories, almost all of Of the Free Socialist Territories's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices.







