The Sozialistische Gesellschaft of
Left-wing Utopia
Einigkeit, Recht, Freiheit, Gleichheit, Sozialismus
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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The Sozialistische Gesellschaft of Of the Free Socialist Territories is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Rosa Luxemburg with a fair hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 4.94 billion Of the Free Socialist Territoriesians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Freistadt. The income tax rate is 100.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Of the Free Socialist Territoriesian economy, worth 723 trillion Pfunds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 146,504 Pfunds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced, and corporations are forbidden from employing outside the nation. Crime is totally unknown. Of the Free Socialist Territories's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Of the Free Socialist Territories is ranked 9th in Osiris and 647th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring 114 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

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