The Sozialistische Gesellschaft of
Left-wing Utopia
Einigkeit, Freiheit, Gleichheit
Rosa Luxemburg
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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The Sozialistische Gesellschaft of Of the Free Socialist Territories is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Rosa Luxemburg with a fair hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, daily referendums, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 5.518 billion FreeSocians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Freistadt. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The frighteningly efficient FreeSocian economy, worth 842 trillion Pfunds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 152,665 Pfunds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nude art is becoming wildly popular, organ donation is compulsory, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Rosa Luxemburg's bedroom, and national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys'. Crime is totally unknown. Of the Free Socialist Territories's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

Of the Free Socialist Territories is ranked 1st in The Kingdom of Great Britain and 736th in the world for Most Pacifist, scoring 1,258 on the Lennon-Springsteen Scale.

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