The Noble Republic of
Capitalist Paradise
Forward
King Pavo IX
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Noble Republic of Octinstine is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by King Pavo IX with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 10.376 billion Octinstineans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Asklan City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Octinstinean economy, worth a remarkable 1,707 trillion Gold Dragons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 164,587 Gold Dragons, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs, and Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Octinstine's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Penguin worship.

Octinstine is ranked 344th in The Western Isles and 100,103rd in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 0.137 Stalins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Octinstine was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Octinstine, Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes.
  • : Following new legislation in Octinstine, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs.
  • : Following new legislation in Octinstine, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Octinstine, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm.
  • : Following new legislation in Octinstine, scenic beaches are now protected by massive concrete walls.
  • : Octinstine was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Octinstine, political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act.
  • : Following new legislation in Octinstine, prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes.
  • : Following new legislation in Octinstine, a historic rise in the minimum wage has crushed the economy with inflation.

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