The Noble and Ancient Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
Its not going to explode, probably
King Pavo IX
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Noble and Ancient Kingdom of Octinstine is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Pavo IX with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, digital currency, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 9.051 billion Octinstineans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Asklan City. The average income tax rate is 71.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Octinstinean economy, worth a remarkable 1,159 trillion Gold Dragons a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 128,109 Gold Dragons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, popular websites like NationStates are blocked for "national security", military spending is on the increase, and Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Octinstine's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Penguin worship.

Octinstine is ranked 294th in The Land of Kings and Emperors and 110,098th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring -374.211 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 24 minutes ago

  • 7 days ago: Octinstine fell out of the regional Top 10% for Best Weather.
  • 10 days ago: Octinstine was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Corrupt Governments (last census: Top 5%).
  • 13 days ago: Octinstine fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • 35 days ago: Octinstine was endorsed by The Empire of Theoden Sebastian.
  • 44 days ago: Octinstine fell out of the regional Top 10% for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • 52 days ago: Octinstine fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Public Sector.
  • 56 days ago: Octinstine was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare.
  • 56 days ago: Octinstine was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare.
  • 58 days ago: Octinstine was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • 58 days ago: Octinstine was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Lowest Crime Rates.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 3 » Aelbarrow, Kingdom of Greeks, and Mandulis.

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