The Noble and Ancient Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
Its not going to explode, probably
King Pavo IX
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Noble and Ancient Kingdom of Octinstine is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King Pavo IX with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, sprawling nuclear power plants, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.47 billion Octinstineans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Asklan City. The average income tax rate is 71.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Octinstinean economy, worth a remarkable 1,054 trillion Gold Dragons a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 124,478 Gold Dragons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

The government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means, the nation's gold reserves are said to be somewhere over the rainbow (Octinstine has found 1 easter egg), construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, and the only places to see Dragons now are at local zoos. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Octinstine's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Penguin worship.

Octinstine is ranked 30th in The Land of Kings and Emperors and 7,441st in the world for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 7 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 41 minutes ago

  • 6 hours ago: Octinstine was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Information Technology Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 1 day 5 hours ago: Octinstine was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates (last census: Top 10%).
  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Octinstine was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Lowest Unemployment Rates.
  • 4 days ago: Octinstine was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements (last census: Top 10%).
  • 6 days ago: Octinstine was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • 6 days ago: Octinstine was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Mining Sector.
  • 12 days ago: Octinstine was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fastest-Growing Economies (last census: Top 10%).
  • 12 days ago: Octinstine was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Fastest-Growing Economies (last census: Top 10%).
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Octinstine, the only places to see Dragons now are at local zoos.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Octinstine, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.

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Endorsements Received: 5 » Aelbarrow, Kingdom of Greeks, Mandulis, Mons Vaticanus, and Kainearia.

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