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The Rogue Nation of Obsessed Knitters

“Knit one Purl one”

Category: Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Envoy

Location: New York

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The Rogue Nation of Obsessed Knitters is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Jane Marple with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service. The compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 8.797 billion Obsessed Knittersians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Welfare, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of East Friesian. The average income tax rate is 83%, and even higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Tourism.

Obsessed Knitters's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy, and graffiti graces every city's streets. Crime is totally unknown. Obsessed Knitters's national animal is the amigurumi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the purl.

Obsessed Knitters is ranked 71st in New York and 107,922nd in the world for Stupidest Citizens, scoring 5 on the Average Edu-UNtellignce® Test Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 20 hours ago

  • 36 days ago: Obsessed Knitters was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Best Weather (last census: Top 5%).
  • 59 days ago: Obsessed Knitters was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Best Weather (last census: Top 10%).
  • 60 days ago: Obsessed Knitters fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Godforsaken.
  • 63 days ago: Obsessed Knitters was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations (last census: Top 5%).
  • 63 days ago: Obsessed Knitters's influence in New York rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
  • 65 days ago: Obsessed Knitters was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Eco-Friendly Governments (last census: Top 5%).
  • 70 days ago: Obsessed Knitters was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Best Weather (last census: Top 5%).
  • 94 days ago: Obsessed Knitters was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Cultured (last census: Top 5%).
  • 97 days ago: Obsessed Knitters fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • 98 days ago: Obsessed Knitters was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments (last census: Top 5%).

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