| Category: Corporate Police State | ||
| Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Powerhouse |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Regional Influence: Vassal
Location: Chicago
Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis
The Climate change spring home of Oak Brook Mall Rats is a colossal, economically powerful nation, renowned for its complete lack of public education. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5.756 billion are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, pro-business individuals devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7%. A large private sector is led by the Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Arms Manufacturing industries.
Crime is a serious problem. Oak Brook Mall Rats's national animal is the serval rat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the TRR BBQ punch cookies.
Oak Brook Mall Rats is ranked 5th in Chicago and 54,979th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring -13 on the Bus Surprisal Index.






National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity: 54 days ago
- 12 days ago:
Oak Brook Mall Rats was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Conservative. - 28 days ago:
Oak Brook Mall Rats was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Lowest Overall Tax Burden. - 43 days ago:
Oak Brook Mall Rats was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Stupidest Citizens. - 67 days ago:
Oak Brook Mall Rats changed its national animal to "serval rat". - 67 days ago:
Oak Brook Mall Rats changed nation type to "Climate change spring home". - 67 days ago:
Oak Brook Mall Rats lodged a message on the Chicago Regional Message Board. - 67 days ago:
Oak Brook Mall Rats relocated from New Orleans to Chicago. - 75 days ago:
Oak Brook Mall Rats lodged a message on the New Orleans Regional Message Board. - 75 days ago:
Oak Brook Mall Rats relocated from Planet X to New Orleans. - 75 days ago:
Oak Brook Mall Rats lodged a message on the Planet X Regional Message Board.







