NationStates | The Deep Space Empire of Nyfinest128

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Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights: Below Average	Economy: Frightening	Political Freedoms: Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the South Pacific

Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis

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The Deep Space Empire of Nyfinest128 is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Admiral Barthandelus with an iron fist, and renowned for its hatred of cheese. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.402 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is effectively ruled by the Department of Defence, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bluntville Comet. The average income tax rate is 86%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry.

Schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages, condemned prisoners spend hours a day sitting in lotus position looking perplexed, and knitting needles have been banned in the name of public safety. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nyfinest128's national animal is the Blue Dragon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the MarijuanaCocaine.

Nyfinest128 is ranked 2,717th in the South Pacific and 84,723rd in the world for Most Extreme, scoring 14 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Top 5% of the South Pacific for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens Top 10% of the South Pacific for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry Top 5% of the South Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry Top 5% of the world for Largest Defense Forces Top 10% of the world for Fastest-Growing Economies Top 5% of the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates Top 10% of the South Pacific for Most World Assembly Endorsements Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements Top 10% of the world for Most Godforsaken Top 10% of the world for Largest Public Sector Top 5% of the South Pacific for Most Developed Top 5% of the world for Most Developed Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates Top 10% of the South Pacific for Highest Police Ratios

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 12 days ago

5 days ago: Nyfinest128 was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Healthiest Citizens.
12 days ago: Following new legislation in Nyfinest128, knitting needles have been banned in the name of public safety.
12 days ago: Nyfinest128 endorsed The Generically Named Nation of Bobs raider puppet.
12 days ago: Nyfinest128 was endorsed by The Generically Named Nation of Bobs raider puppet.
13 days ago: Nyfinest128 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
13 days ago: Following new legislation in Nyfinest128, condemned prisoners spend hours a day sitting in lotus position looking perplexed.
13 days ago: Following new legislation in Nyfinest128, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages.
13 days ago: Following new legislation in Nyfinest128, schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes.
13 days ago: Following new legislation in Nyfinest128, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
13 days ago: Following new legislation in Nyfinest128, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'.