The Emirate of Nyeiseipittorata is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jack Nye with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and compulsory gun ownership. The cynical population of 2.655 billion Nyeiseipittoratans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nyetown. The average income tax rate is 66.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Nyeiseipittoratan economy, worth 85.5 trillion Shiny Green Things a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Basket Weaving, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 32,214 Shiny Green Things, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government seizes all major gold finds, gun ownership is compulsory, litter collection has replaced fast food as the most popular after-school job, and murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nyeiseipittorata's national animal is the Spider, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The End is Nye.

Nyeiseipittorata is ranked 131,144^th in the world and 6,182^nd in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.63 law-abiding acts per hour.