Most Income Equality: 71st Most Authoritarian: 642nd Most Extreme: 2,109th
The Queen's State of
Psychotic Dictatorship
For What It's Worth
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Struggling
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Queen's State of Nyab is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 20.366 billion Nyabians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 75.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Nyabian economy, worth 353 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 17,342 betales, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence, and the military has quashed a recent coup attempt. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nyab's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is none.

Nyab is ranked 148,978th in the world and 1,337th in Ancient Lands for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -3.16 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Most Income Equality: 71stMost Authoritarian: 642ndTop
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Most Extreme: 2,109thLargest Populations: 2,797thTop
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Largest Black Market: 10,846thMost Ignorant Citizens: 11,598thMost Conservative: 13,460th
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Most Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 5th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Devout: 24th in the regionMost Pacifist: 27th in the regionMost Inclusive: 35th in the regionLargest Governments: 37th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 41st in the regionMost Conservative: 60th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 66th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 73rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 75th in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 80th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 87th in the regionMost Cultured: 109th in the regionLargest Black Market: 132nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 136th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 143rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Nyab voted for The Big Tex Department O Justice of NewTexas in Round 2 of the election.
  • : Nyab was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Income Equality and Most Authoritarian, the Top 5% for Largest Populations and Most Extreme, and the Top 10% for Most Conservative.
  • : Nyab was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Conservative (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Nyab was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Nyab was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Nyab was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Nyab was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Nyab was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Safest.
  • : Nyab was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Highest Police Ratios.
  • : Nyab was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Public Sector.

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