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The Kingdom of Nya Varlden

“Att vara eller inte vara.”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Power

Location: The Nudist Dreamland

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The Kingdom of Nya Varlden is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its hatred of cheese. The compassionate, intelligent population of 23.613 billion Nya Varldenians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Social Equality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Göteborg. The average income tax rate is 100%. A substantial private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, Nya Varlden's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, and conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings. Crime is totally unknown. Nya Varlden's national animal is the whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its currency is the kronor.

Nya Varlden is ranked 1st in The Nudist Dreamland and 189th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring 205 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 hours ago

  • 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nya Varlden, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
  • 1 day 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nya Varlden, Nya Varlden's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Nya Varlden lodged a message on the The Nudist Dreamland Regional Message Board.
  • 3 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nya Varlden, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.
  • 4 days ago: Nya Varlden lodged a message on the The Nudist Dreamland Regional Message Board.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Nya Varlden, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region.
  • 5 days ago: Nya Varlden lodged a message on the The Nudist Dreamland Regional Message Board.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Nya Varlden, Nya Varlden is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Nya Varlden, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • 9 days ago: Nya Varlden lodged a message on the The Nudist Dreamland Regional Message Board.

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