The Kingdom of
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Regional Influence
Power
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Kingdom of Nya Varlden is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 24.184 billion Nya Varldenians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Göteborg. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Nya Varldenian economy, worth 359 trillion kronors a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 14,866 kronors, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Listless juries are assembled for the simplest of court cases, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists, and religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else. Crime is totally unknown. Nya Varlden's national animal is the whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Nya Varlden is ranked 5th in The Nudist Dreamland and 140,888th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -5 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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