Most Efficient Economies: 104th Highest Crime Rates: 115th Most Armed: 117th
The Golden Democratic Judgeship of
Anarchy
We are civilizers.
Regional Influence
Ambassador
Founder
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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The Golden Democratic Judgeship of Nullarni is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by William Jonas with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 15.398 billion Nullarnishmen live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mittlere. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Nullarnish economy, worth a remarkable 4,765 trillion shiblons a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 309,472 shiblons, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,014,886 per year while the poor average 70,824, a ratio of 14.3 to 1.

Leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks, the government is spending millions on 'trust campaigns' in an effort to win back the public's support, the richest citizens live in sheltered private citadels, and the army spends more time producing 'romantic videos' than actually training soldiers. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Nullarni's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Nullarni is ranked 173,374th in the world and 378th in New Warsaw Pact for Most Authoritarian, with zero Stalins.

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Most Efficient Economies: 104thHighest Crime Rates: 115thMost Armed: 117thRudest Citizens: 147thFattest Citizens: 163rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 195thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 263rdLargest Gambling Industry: 373rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 461stMost Scientifically Advanced: 476thLargest Information Technology Sector: 602ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 634thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 731stMost Rebellious Youth: 804thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 831stMost Avoided: 875thLargest Retail Industry: 888thHighest Economic Output: 913thMost Cultured: 993rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,060thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,157thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,189thMost Stationary: 1,541stMost Influential: 1,582ndTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,896thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,916thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,020thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,092ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,187thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,304thLargest Mining Sector: 3,094thSmartest Citizens: 3,097thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5,165thLargest Populations: 5,517thMost Politically Free: 5,634thLargest Insurance Industry: 5,645thMost Pro-Market: 5,695thHighest Drug Use: 6,572ndNudest: 6,633rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,027thMost Extreme: 8,111thLargest Black Market: 8,992ndTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 11,028thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,942nd
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7th in the regionMost Politically Free: 8th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 8th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 9th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 9th in the regionNudest: 11th in the regionLargest Black Market: 13th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 15th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 15th in the regionMost Extreme: 15th in the regionTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 21st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 28th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 37th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Nullarni's influence in New Warsaw Pact fell from "Auxiliary" to "Ambassador".
  • : Following new legislation in Nullarni, the army spends more time producing 'romantic videos' than actually training soldiers.
  • : Following new legislation in Nullarni, the richest citizens live in sheltered private citadels.
  • : Following new legislation in Nullarni, the government is spending millions on 'trust campaigns' in an effort to win back the public's support.
  • : Following new legislation in Nullarni, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Nullarni, airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted.
  • : Following new legislation in Nullarni, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed.
  • : Following new legislation in Nullarni, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.
  • : Following new legislation in Nullarni, tourists are kicked out if they express interest in their national sport.
  • : Following new legislation in Nullarni, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.

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