The Democratic Judgeship of
Anarchy
We are civilizers.
Regional Influence
Dealmaker
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Democratic Judgeship of Nullarni is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by William Jonas with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 12.685 billion Nullarnishmen live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mittlere. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Nullarnish economy, worth a remarkable 3,575 trillion shiblons a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 281,874 shiblons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

It's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles, Max Barry is this year's Miss Nullarni, voting is voluntary, and travel bureaus double as recruiting centers for national intelligence agencies. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Nullarni's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Nullarni is ranked 1st in New Warsaw Pact and 200th in the world for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 17 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 68 minutes ago

  • 3 days 9 hours ago: Nullarni was ranked #1 in the region for Largest Information Technology Sector (last census: Top 1%).
  • 3 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nullarni, travel bureaus double as recruiting centers for national intelligence agencies.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Nullarni, voting is voluntary.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Nullarni, Max Barry is this year's Miss Nullarni.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Nullarni, it's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Nullarni, government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Nullarni, the Phoenix is reportedly extinct.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Nullarni, morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Nullarni, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Nullarni, Nullarni's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.

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