NationStates | The Free Buffet of Nukls-Andwicz

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“When you meet a stranger, kill him.”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights: Unheard Of	Economy: Frightening	Political Freedoms: Rare

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Europe

Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis

The Free Buffet of Nukls-Andwicz is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Spanner with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 10.432 billion are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shytehaus-on-Sea. The average income tax rate is 98%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Gambling.

Organ donation is compulsory, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, Harry Potter books are banned, and phone taps are frequently carried out by the police. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Nukls-Andwicz's national animal is the weasel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is peischism, and its currency is the pie.

Nukls-Andwicz is ranked 3rd in Europe and 135th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring 84 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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