The Republica 10000 of
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The Republica 10000 of Nuew is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by That Guy with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, ban on automobiles, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.395 billion Nuewians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dr Mario Kitten Land City. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The Nuewian economy, worth 682 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is 65,701 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prison visits increase substantially during election years, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways, sex changes are routinely performed at Nuew's hospitals, and any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist. Crime is totally unknown. Nuew's national animal is the Nuewian Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nuew is ranked 88th in The Versutian Federation and 111,341st in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 0.091 Stalins.

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