The Republica 10000 of
Left-wing Utopia
Misericordia, Scientia et Amicitia
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Excessive

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The Republica 10000 of Nuew is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by That Guy with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, state-planned economy, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.782 billion Nuewians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dr Mario Kitten Land City. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The Nuewian economy, worth 702 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 65,160 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm, waste is frequently shipped to other countries, and the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'. Crime is totally unknown. Nuew's national animal is the Nuewian Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nuew is ranked 95th in The Versutian Federation and 138,704th in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -5 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Nuew was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Welfare Programs (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Nuew was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Nuew, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'.
  • : Following new legislation in Nuew, waste is frequently shipped to other countries.
  • : Following new legislation in Nuew, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm.
  • : Following new legislation in Nuew, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
  • : Nuew was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Nuew was ranked #1 in the region for Most Income Equality (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Nuew's influence in The Versutian Federation rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Following new legislation in Nuew, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.

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