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The Republica 10000 of Nuew

“Misericordia, Scientia et Amicitia”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
Excessive

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The Versutian Federation

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The Republica 10000 of Nuew is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by That Guy with a fair hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, intelligent population of 8.002 billion, 16 million of whom are zombies, Nuewians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Welfare, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dr Mario Kitten Land City. The average income tax rate is 95%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, Nuew's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region, and clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions. Crime is totally unknown. Nuew's national animal is the Nuewian Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Credit.

Nuew is ranked 228th in The Versutian Federation and 111,330th in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring -15 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Nuew is currently researching a cure.

People: 7,986,179,820

Zombies: 16,274,839

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