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The Republica 10000 of Nuew

“Misericordia, Scientia et Amicitia”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Excessive

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The Versutian Federation

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The Republica 10000 of Nuew is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by That Guy with a fair hand, and notable for its punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, intelligent population of 7.461 billion Nuewians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Welfare, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dr Mario Kitten Land City. The average income tax rate is 93%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Nude art is becoming wildly popular, organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous, Max Barry is this year's Miss Nuew, and fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets. Crime is totally unknown. Nuew's national animal is the Nuewian Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Credit.

Nuew is ranked 188th in The Versutian Federation and 104,656th in the world for Most Average, scoring 74 on the Average Standarized Normality Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 8 hours ago

  • 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nuew, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
  • 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nuew, Max Barry is this year's Miss Nuew.
  • 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nuew, organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous.
  • 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nuew, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Nuew was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured (last census: Top 5%).
  • 7 days ago: Nuew was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • 9 days ago: Nuew fell out of the regional Top 5% for Best Weather.
  • 31 days ago: Following new legislation in Nuew, mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights.
  • 31 days ago: Following new legislation in Nuew, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills.
  • 31 days ago: Following new legislation in Nuew, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.

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