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The Republica 10000 of Nuew

“Misericordia, Scientia et Amicitia”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
Excessive

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The Versutian Federation

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The Republica 10000 of Nuew is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by That Guy with a fair hand, and remarkable for its absence of drug laws. The compassionate, intelligent population of 7.833 billion Nuewians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Welfare, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dr Mario Kitten Land City. The average income tax rate is 95%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby, embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, and all industry is owned and run by the government. Crime is totally unknown. Nuew's national animal is the Nuewian Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Credit.

Nuew is ranked 149th in The Versutian Federation and 109,973rd in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring -38 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 days ago

  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Nuew, all industry is owned and run by the government.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Nuew, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Nuew, embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns.
  • 7 days ago: Nuew was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments (last census: Top 10%).
  • 7 days ago: Nuew fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • 10 days ago: Nuew was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Welfare Programs (last census: Top 5%).
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Nuew, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Nuew, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down.
  • 25 days ago: Nuew fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Extreme.
  • 25 days ago: Nuew was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Extreme (last census: Top 5%).

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