The Republica 10000 of
Left-wing Utopia
Misericordia, Scientia et Amicitia
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Excessive

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The Republica 10000 of Nuew is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by That Guy with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.647 billion Nuewians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dr Mario Kitten Land City. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The Nuewian economy, worth 632 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is 65,588 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, prison visits increase substantially during election years, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways, and sex changes are routinely performed at Nuew's hospitals. Crime is totally unknown. Nuew's national animal is the Nuewian Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nuew is ranked 68th in The Versutian Federation and 114,660th in the world for Stupidest Citizens, scoring -11 on the Average Edu-UNtellignceŽ Test Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Nuew was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Nuew fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Nuew fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Nuew was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Nuew was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Nuew was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Nuew was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Nuew was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extreme (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Nuew was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Pacifist (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Nuew was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare (last census: Top 10%).

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