Least Corrupt Governments: 1,770th Largest Welfare Programs: 2,270th Most Income Equality: 2,561st
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The Republican City of Nuew is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by This Guy with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 12.604 billion Nuewians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Administrative District. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The Nuewian economy, worth 822 trillion Labor Vouchers a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 65,261 Labor Vouchers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Meat prices are soaring as the farming industry struggle under government imposed restrictions, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field, listless juries are assembled for the simplest of court cases, and royalist is the most offensive slur in the Nuewian language. Crime is totally unknown. Nuew's national animal is the Nuewian Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nuew is ranked 173,162nd in the world and 70th in The Versutian Federation for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 23.66 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Least Corrupt Governments: 1,770thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 2,270thMost Income Equality: 2,561stMost Rebellious Youth: 3,526thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,588thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,123rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,182ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,527thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,559thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,822ndMost Politically Free: 7,113thSmartest Citizens: 7,828thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,865thMost Pacifist: 7,918thBest Weather: 8,063rdLargest Populations: 8,252ndMost Extreme: 8,602ndMost Cultured: 8,834thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 9,009thHighest Drug Use: 9,267thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,434thSafest: 9,809thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,076thNicest Citizens: 10,190thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,346thMost Stationary: 10,546thNudest: 10,701stHealthiest Citizens: 10,827thLargest Governments: 10,945thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,097thHighest Economic Output: 13,781stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 15,449th
Most Income Equality: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 4th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 7th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 8th in the region

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