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The Republica 10000 of Nuew

“Misericordia, Scientia et Amicitia”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Excessive

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The Versutian Federation

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The Republica 10000 of Nuew is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by That Guy with a fair hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, intelligent population of 7.641 billion Nuewians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Welfare, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dr Mario Kitten Land City. The average income tax rate is 93%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

All-natural foods are becoming a major fad, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, Nuew's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, and CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options. Crime is totally unknown. Nuew's national animal is the Nuewian Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Credit.

Nuew is ranked 152nd in The Versutian Federation and 106,154th in the world for Rudest Citizens, with -53.199 Insults Per Minute (net).

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 days ago

  • 3 days 18 hours ago: Nuew was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Least Corrupt Governments (last census: Top 5%).
  • 5 days ago: Nuew was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured (last census: Top 10%).
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Nuew, CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Nuew, Nuew's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Nuew, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Nuew, all-natural foods are becoming a major fad.
  • 8 days ago: Nuew fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • 11 days ago: Nuew was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • 16 days ago: Nuew was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • 16 days ago: Nuew fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Compassionate Citizens.

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