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The Republica 10000 of Nuew

“Misericordia, Scientia et Amicitia”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
Excessive

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The Versutian Federation

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The Republica 10000 of Nuew is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by That Guy with a fair hand, and remarkable for its absence of drug laws. The compassionate, intelligent population of 8.305 billion Nuewians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Welfare, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dr Mario Kitten Land City. The average income tax rate is 95%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government, politicians have to be granted day-release from prison to speak on bills, and the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events. Crime is totally unknown. Nuew's national animal is the Nuewian Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Credit.

Nuew is ranked 147th in The Versutian Federation and 116,177th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -8 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 11 hours ago

  • 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nuew, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.
  • 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nuew, politicians have to be granted day-release from prison to speak on bills.
  • 13 days ago: Nuew was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Public Sector.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Nuew, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government.
  • 19 days ago: Nuew fell out of the regional Top 10% for Smartest Citizens.
  • 29 days ago: Nuew was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nicest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • 31 days ago: Nuew was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Politically Free (last census: Top 10%).
  • 35 days ago: Nuew was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality (last census: Top 10%).
  • 35 days ago: Nuew was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Income Equality (last census: Top 10%).
  • 39 days ago: Nuew was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Best Weather.

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