The Holy Empire of
Father Knows Best State
Lead a man to politics, but you can't make him think
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Few

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The Holy Empire of Nuevo Blluedevil is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Magnanimous I with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, ban on automobiles, and restrictive gun laws. The cynical, devout population of 6.319 billion Nuevo Blluedevilians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nuevo Blluedevil City. The average income tax rate is 91.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Nuevo Blluedevilian economy, worth 688 trillion Empirical Marks a year, is led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 108,962 Empirical Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Coalition governments are essential to passing new laws, citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless, the nation's train stations are widely considered to be the ugliest in Osiris, and foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nuevo Blluedevil's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Nuevo Blluedevil is ranked 976th in Osiris and 21,371st in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with 7 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 14 days ago

  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Nuevo Blluedevil, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Nuevo Blluedevil, the nation's train stations are widely considered to be the ugliest in Osiris.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Nuevo Blluedevil, citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Nuevo Blluedevil, coalition governments are essential to passing new laws.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Nuevo Blluedevil, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.
  • 14 days ago: Nuevo Blluedevil was refounded in Osiris.
  • 58 days ago: Nuevo Blluedevil ceased to exist.
  • 59 days ago: Nuevo Blluedevil was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • 61 days ago: Nuevo Blluedevil fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Godforsaken.
  • 62 days ago: Nuevo Blluedevil fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Gambling Industry.

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