| Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
| Civil Rights: Good |
Economy: All-Consuming |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Regional Influence: Handshaker
Location: Liquor Cabinet
Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis
The Federated Alliance of Nueva Labana is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Premier Oremor Navez with an iron fist, and notable for its devotion to social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.731 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Defence, although Law & Order and Education are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nueva Lavajo de Terra. The average income tax rate is 95%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.
The NLBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays, racial supremacists indulge their wildest fantasies in cinemas and theatres across the nation, the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers, and frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nueva Labana's national animal is the sea serpent, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Neo Divinity , and its currency is the Labanan peso.
Nueva Labana is ranked 5th in Liquor Cabinet and 120,167th in the world for Stupidest Citizens, scoring 6 on the Average Edu-UNtellignce® Test Score.















National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity: 17 days ago
- 9 days ago:
Nueva Labana was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector. - 16 days ago: Following new legislation in
Nueva Labana, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security. - 16 days ago: Following new legislation in
Nueva Labana, the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers. - 16 days ago: Following new legislation in
Nueva Labana, racial supremacists indulge their wildest fantasies in cinemas and theatres across the nation. - 16 days ago: Following new legislation in
Nueva Labana, the NLBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays. - 18 days ago: Following new legislation in
Nueva Labana, school uniforms are compulsory. - 18 days ago: Following new legislation in
Nueva Labana, elected officials often serve for decades in a single term. - 18 days ago: Following new legislation in
Nueva Labana, homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities. - 18 days ago: Following new legislation in
Nueva Labana, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway. - 18 days ago: Following new legislation in
Nueva Labana, children are raised bilingual from an early age.






