The Union Empire of
Father Knows Best State
The Empire is Law, The Law is Empire
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Union Empire of Nueva Labana is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Lyon Laban XIV with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.233 billion Nueva Labanans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nueva Lavajo de Terra. The average income tax rate is 93.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nueva Labanan economy, worth 722 trillion Labanan pesoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 138,004 Labanan pesoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Military geniuses responsible for brilliant campaigns are drummed out because they have close same-sex friends and an interest in interior design, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences, and military spending is on the increase. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nueva Labana's national animal is the Tatzulwurm, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Andrastinism.

Nueva Labana is ranked 3,516th in Osiris and 117,879th in the world for Stupidest Citizens, scoring -3 on the Average Edu-UNtellignce® Test Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 10 hours ago

  • 10 hours ago: Nueva Labana was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nueva Labana, military spending is on the increase.
  • 10 hours ago: Nueva Labana changed its national motto to "The Empire is Law, The Law is Empire " and its nation type to "Union Empire".
  • 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nueva Labana, long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences.
  • 1 day 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nueva Labana, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
  • 1 day 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nueva Labana, military geniuses responsible for brilliant campaigns are drummed out because they have close same-sex friends and an interest in interior design.
  • 2 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nueva Labana, Nueva Labana has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories.
  • 2 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nueva Labana, many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses.
  • 3 days 8 hours ago: Nueva Labana was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • 3 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nueva Labana, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list.

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