The Classical Republic of
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The Classical Republic of Nude East Ireland is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Hungover Bureaucrat Zack Summers with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, rampant corporate plagiarism, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 7.963 billion drunks have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pergamon. The average income tax rate is 91.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient drunk economy, worth 635 trillion witty comebacks a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is 79,745 witty comebacks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, and elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nude East Ireland's national animal is the homeless orphan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nude East Ireland is ranked 11th in Ankh Mauta and 5,322nd in the world for Most Inclusive, scoring 137 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

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