The Classical Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Oh, my head
Hungover Bureaucrat Zack Summers
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Classical Republic of Nude East Ireland is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Hungover Bureaucrat Zack Summers with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 7.59 billion drunks are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pergamon. The average income tax rate is 91.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient drunk economy, worth 605 trillion witty comebacks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 79,753 witty comebacks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads, it's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles, and elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nude East Ireland's national animal is the homeless orphan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nude East Ireland is ranked 41st in Ankh Mauta and 125,716th in the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -3 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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