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The Eldritch Dominion of Nude East Ireland

“I Predict a Riot”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
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Regional Influence: Dealmaker

Location: Ankh Mauta


The Eldritch Dominion of Nude East Ireland is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Batman with an iron fist, and renowned for its punitive income tax rates. Its compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 4.969 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Education, although Social Equality and Commerce are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Night Vale. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The government is avowedly atheist, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, teenagers haven't been seen outdoors since the nation reconnected to the Internet, and trespassers often find themselves impaled by crossbow bolts. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is a serious problem. Nude East Ireland's national animal is the homeless orphan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the witty comeback.

Nude East Ireland is ranked 74th in Ankh Mauta and 113,477th in the world for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -5 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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