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The Kingdom of Nude East Ireland

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Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
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Regional Influence: Enforcer

Location: Ankh Mauta


The Kingdom of Nude East Ireland is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by Mad King Edgar with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enforced nudity. The compassionate, cynical population of 5.554 billion Irish are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Commerce, and Social Equality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Lancaster. The average income tax rate is 80%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Most people suffer from some form of hearing loss, convicted murderers are free to walk the streets provided they attend rehabilitation classes, the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service, and the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is a problem, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Nude East Ireland's national animal is the homeless orphan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the witty comeback.

Nude East Ireland is ranked 50th in Ankh Mauta and 103,243rd in the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -6 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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