The Classical Republic of
Democratic Socialists
With Every Pebble There is a Mountain of Kittens
Hungover Bureaucrat Zack Summers
Regional Influence
Enforcer
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Classical Republic of Nude East Ireland is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Hungover Bureaucrat Zack Summers with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, national health service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 7.169 billion drunks are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pergamon. The average income tax rate is 91.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient drunk economy, worth 563 trillion witty comebacks a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 78,595 witty comebacks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Nations around the region are recognising Gingerbeard as the new leader of Brasilistan, the nation has abandoned Brasilistan to its fate, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced, and Nude East Ireland is renowned for its lax gun laws. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nude East Ireland's national animal is the homeless orphan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nude East Ireland is ranked 19th in Ankh Mauta and 16,267th in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with 8 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 hours ago

  • 5 days ago: Nude East Ireland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans (last census: Top 10%).
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Nude East Ireland, Nude East Ireland is renowned for its lax gun laws.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Nude East Ireland, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced.
  • 14 days ago: Nude East Ireland altered its national flag.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Nude East Ireland, the nation has abandoned Brasilistan to its fate.
  • 15 days ago: Nude East Ireland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Nude East Ireland, nations around the region are recognising Gingerbeard as the new leader of Brasilistan.
  • 16 days ago: Nude East Ireland lodged a message on the Ankh Mauta Regional Message Board.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Nude East Ireland, the nation's coasts have been left unprotected while the entire navy sits in Brasilistani waters.
  • 16 days ago: Nude East Ireland altered its national flag.

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