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The Kingdom of Nude East Ireland

“Don't believe in yourself. Believe in me!”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Enforcer

Location: Ankh Mauta

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The Kingdom of Nude East Ireland is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Imperator Pertinax with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, cynical population of 5.71 billion Irish are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Commerce, and Social Equality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Dreadfort. The average income tax rate is 80%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, people caught mistreating Nude East Ireland's flag generally wind up in a great deal of pain, commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies, and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is a serious problem. Nude East Ireland's national animal is the homeless orphan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the witty comeback.

Nude East Ireland is ranked 11th in Ankh Mauta and 8,013th in the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 548.5 Net Tourists per hour.

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