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The Kingdom of Nude East Ireland

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Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Enforcer

Location: Ankh Mauta

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The Kingdom of Nude East Ireland is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by King Leofwine with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, cynical population of 5.573 billion Irish are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Commerce, and Social Equality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Dreadfort. The average income tax rate is 80%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Convicted murderers are free to walk the streets provided they attend rehabilitation classes, the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, and people caught mistreating Nude East Ireland's flag generally wind up in a great deal of pain. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is a serious problem. Nude East Ireland's national animal is the homeless orphan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the witty comeback.

Nude East Ireland is ranked 12th in Ankh Mauta and 4,320th in the world for Most Cultured, scoring 61 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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