The Classical Republic of
Democratic Socialists
With Every Pebble There is a Mountain of Kittens
Hungover Bureaucrat Zack Summers
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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The Classical Republic of Nude East Ireland is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Hungover Bureaucrat Zack Summers with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 7.368 billion drunks are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pergamon. The average income tax rate is 91.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient drunk economy, worth 579 trillion witty comebacks a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 78,595 witty comebacks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The nation has abandoned Brasilistan to its fate, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced, Nude East Ireland is renowned for its lax gun laws, and Nude East Ireland's leader goes out to lunch surrounded by large men in dark glasses. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nude East Ireland's national animal is the homeless orphan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nude East Ireland is ranked 10th in Ankh Mauta and 3,991st in the world for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 35 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

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