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The Quite Gentlemanly Kingdom of Nude East Ireland

“Don't believe in yourself. Believe in me!”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Enforcer

Location: Ankh Mauta

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The Quite Gentlemanly Kingdom of Nude East Ireland is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by King Phileas with an iron fist, and notable for its restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical population of 6.281 billion plural are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Commerce, and Social Equality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Moving City of Agra. The average income tax rate is 82%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Students everywhere have been despairing after the recent ban on video games, eminent domain has been abolished, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, and rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is a problem. Nude East Ireland's national animal is the homeless orphan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the witty comeback.

Nude East Ireland is ranked 63rd in Ankh Mauta and 115,522nd in the world for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring -6 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

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