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The Eldritch Dominion of Nude East Ireland

“I Predict a Riot”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Dealmaker

Location: Ankh Mauta

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The Eldritch Dominion of Nude East Ireland is a massive, economically powerful nation, ruled by Emperor Batman with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies. Its compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 4.998 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Education, although Social Equality and Commerce are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Night Vale. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The government is avowedly atheist, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, teenagers haven't been seen outdoors since the nation reconnected to the Internet, and trespassers often find themselves impaled by crossbow bolts. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is a serious problem. Nude East Ireland's national animal is the homeless orphan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the witty comeback.

Nude East Ireland is ranked 83rd in Ankh Mauta and 119,169th in the world for Highest Drug Use, scoring 8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 8 hours ago

  • 3 days 3 hours ago: Nude East Ireland fell out of the world Top 10% for Best Weather.
  • 11 days ago: Nude East Ireland altered its national flag.
  • 11 days ago: Nude East Ireland altered its national flag.
  • 11 days ago: Nude East Ireland altered its national flag.
  • 11 days ago: Nude East Ireland altered its national flag.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Nude East Ireland, trespassers often find themselves impaled by crossbow bolts.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Nude East Ireland, teenagers haven't been seen outdoors since the nation reconnected to the Internet.
  • 23 days ago: Nude East Ireland's influence in Ankh Mauta fell from "Eminence Grise" to "Dealmaker".
  • 25 days ago: Following new legislation in Nude East Ireland, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • 25 days ago: Following new legislation in Nude East Ireland, the government is avowedly atheist.

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