The Classical Republic of
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The Classical Republic of Nude East Ireland is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Hungover Bureaucrat Zack Summers with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, sprawling nuclear power plants, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 7.796 billion drunks are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pergamon. The average income tax rate is 91.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient drunk economy, worth 617 trillion witty comebacks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 79,164 witty comebacks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, business is adjusting to new gender equality policies in the workplace, and a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nude East Ireland's national animal is the homeless orphan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nude East Ireland is ranked 26th in Ankh Mauta and 41,529th in the world for Lowest Crime Rates, scoring 60.214 on the Relative Freedom From Crime Index.

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