Population | 20.095 billion |
Capital | URBS MAGNA |
Leader | Lord Protector |
Currency | CU |
Animal | axolotl |
The People's Republic of Novopangaea is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Protector with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 20.095 billion Novopangaeans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of URBS MAGNA. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Novopangaean economy, worth a remarkable 5,194 trillion CUS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 258,478 CUS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums, the Novopangaean government claim that Novopangaeans are oppressed out of love, and female brains are believed to heat up dangerously when 'overclocked'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Novopangaea's national animal is the axolotl, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Novopangaea is ranked 2,975th in the world and 39th in The Communist Bloc for Most Cultured, scoring 218 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Novopangaea was endorsed by The Free Land of West Irtinaraxiopia.
- : Novopangaea was endorsed by The Soviet Cats of Flyrinia.
- : Novopangaea was endorsed by The Republic of Eindhoven-Veldhoven.
- : Novopangaea was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Following new legislation in Novopangaea, female brains are believed to heat up dangerously when 'overclocked'.
- : Following new legislation in Novopangaea, the Novopangaean government claim that Novopangaeans are oppressed out of love.
- : Following new legislation in Novopangaea, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums.
- : Novopangaea was endorsed by The Social Democracy of Old Corus.
- : Novopangaea was endorsed by The Nomadic Peoples of De Eon.
- : Novopangaea was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output and the Top 5% for Most Authoritarian.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 60 » Westnesia, Kethania, Uinted Communist of Africa, Shamian, The Workers Union of Habsburg-Lorraine, Soviet Felines, Stalin Lands, Phallas, Karelianastan, Thebrin, Rothnia, Council of America, Solova, Brauengen, Yeniseisk, Soviet State of Covernant, Heitoria, Exania, Sith Isles, Saxxony, Dacaro, Pajonia, Carrico, Agania, Kahrianland, Likhinia, Barbroussia, Khanatah, Khrushchyovkastan, Democratic Socialist Republic of Monke, Celedaria, Quebec second, Comuny, International Socialist Union, Equlainne, Newdenizland, Of South Indian Company EST, Pindaar Se Yol, Oder Crudia, Atlanc, Arsa, Grystatniangandenstan, Cybergothia, Democratic Peoples Republic of Mizrahia, Democratic Republic of Acember, Verenzia, Ichigo Republic, Mikustania, Pridneprovye, The Dutch Proletariat, and 10 others.Libisia, Anerchi, Valoptia, Socialist UwU, Urali, De Eon, Old Corus, Eindhoven-Veldhoven, Flyrinia, and West Irtinaraxiopia.