by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics

Advertisement

Most Advanced Public Transport: 379thLowest Crime Rates: 445thMost Influential: 456th
The People's Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
The flag once raised will never fall!
Lord Protector
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Novopangaea

Population20.095 billion

CapitalURBS MAGNA
LeaderLord Protector

CurrencyCU
Animalaxolotl

The People's Republic of Novopangaea is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Protector with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 20.095 billion Novopangaeans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of URBS MAGNA. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Novopangaean economy, worth a remarkable 5,194 trillion CUS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 258,478 CUS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums, the Novopangaean government claim that Novopangaeans are oppressed out of love, and female brains are believed to heat up dangerously when 'overclocked'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Novopangaea's national animal is the axolotl, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Novopangaea is ranked 2,975th in the world and 39th in The Communist Bloc for Most Cultured, scoring 218 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Top
1%
Most Advanced Public Transport: 379thLowest Crime Rates: 445thMost Influential: 456thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 513thHighest Average Tax Rates: 835thLargest Governments: 949thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 966thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,174thMost Developed: 1,469thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,582ndMost Patriotic: 1,645thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,659thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,663rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,690thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,891stSafest: 2,099thSmartest Citizens: 2,454thHealthiest Citizens: 2,575thMost Cultured: 2,975thTop
5%
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,091stHighest Economic Output: 3,096thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,285thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,506thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,887thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,201stBest Weather: 4,603rdHighest Average Incomes: 4,771stLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,435thMost Stationary: 6,153rdMost Subsidized Industry: 6,196thMost Secular: 6,216thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,526thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,249thMost Efficient Economies: 10,429thHighest Food Quality: 10,512thMost Authoritarian: 11,081stMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,646thTop
10%
Largest Populations: 16,319thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20,739th
Top
1%
Most Stationary: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 8th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionMost Patriotic: 13th in the regionTop
5%
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 18th in the regionLargest Governments: 18th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 19th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 21st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 22nd in the regionMost Influential: 24th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 27th in the regionLargest Populations: 28th in the regionMost Developed: 30th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 31st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 32nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 34th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 34th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 37th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 38th in the regionMost Cultured: 39th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 43rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 43rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 43rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 45th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 45th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 49th in the regionSafest: 54th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 64th in the regionTop
10%
Most Authoritarian: 80th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 87th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 94th in the regionBest Weather: 110th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 113th in the regionMost Conservative: 121st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

More...

Report