Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,665th Highest Crime Rates: 2,881st Most Armed: 3,179th
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The Proletarskaya Respubliki of Novaya Tselinoyarsk is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Prezydent Gurlukovich with a fair hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 9.299 billion Proletariatss hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Groznyj Grad. The average income tax rate is 4.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Novaya Tselinoyarskian economy, worth a remarkable 1,186 trillion Chervonetss a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 127,553 Chervonetss, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Inheritance tax has recently been abolished, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, and the government seizes all major gold finds. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Novaya Tselinoyarsk's national animal is the Arctic Fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Novaya Tselinoyarsk is ranked 57,962nd in the world and 1,684th in Balder for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 1,685.62 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,665thHighest Crime Rates: 2,881stMost Armed: 3,179thFattest Citizens: 3,948thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,104thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,193rdLargest Gambling Industry: 4,414thMost Politically Free: 4,429thRudest Citizens: 4,610thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,844thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6,171stMost Avoided: 6,722ndTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,089thHighest Economic Output: 8,684thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,862ndLargest Insurance Industry: 9,995thNudest: 10,132ndLargest Black Market: 10,354thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,469thMost Efficient Economies: 10,557thLargest Retail Industry: 10,568thMost Cultured: 12,099thLeast Corrupt Governments: 12,442ndSmartest Citizens: 13,560thLargest Populations: 13,564thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,699thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,503rd
Most Politically Free: 71st in the regionRudest Citizens: 117th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 124th in the regionMost Armed: 131st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 145th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 147th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 170th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 172nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 178th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 220th in the regionTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 258th in the regionMost Avoided: 319th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 331st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 333rd in the regionNudest: 349th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 366th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 374th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 387th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 391st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 394th in the regionLargest Populations: 423rd in the regionMost Cultured: 451st in the region

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