The Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Magna Nova Zealandia!
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Kingdom of Nova Zealandia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by HM Queen Elizabeth II of Eden with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 21.558 billion Nova Zealandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Education and Law & Order are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Auckland. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Nova Zealandian economy, worth a remarkable 8,320 trillion Eden Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 385,963 Eden Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

The national sporting identity is represented by a talking burger and a singing smartphone, new funding allows inner city teachers to replace school laptops almost as fast as they get stolen, fishing crews are regularly interrogated by surprisingly violent environmentalists, and cheap and tasteless vegetables flood the markets. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Nova Zealandia's national animal is the Dragoni Nova Zealandia, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Anglican Church of Eden.

Nova Zealandia is ranked 3,965th in Balder and 145,806th in the world for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -252 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 days ago

  • 3 days 18 hours ago: Nova Zealandia was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Fattest Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Nova Zealandia, cheap and tasteless vegetables flood the markets.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Nova Zealandia, fishing crews are regularly interrogated by surprisingly violent environmentalists.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Nova Zealandia, new funding allows inner city teachers to replace school laptops almost as fast as they get stolen.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Nova Zealandia, the national sporting identity is represented by a talking burger and a singing smartphone.
  • 13 days ago: Nova Zealandia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed.
  • 13 days ago: Nova Zealandia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Armed.
  • 14 days ago: Nova Zealandia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Godforsaken (last census: Top 5%).
  • 14 days ago: Nova Zealandia was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Most Godforsaken.
  • 19 days ago: Nova Zealandia was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.

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