The Kingdom of
New York Times Democracy
Alt for Norge.
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Kingdom of Norway is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Erna Solberg with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and keen interest in outer space. The democratic population of 5.742 billion Norwegians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Public Transport, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oslo. The average income tax rate is 25.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Norwayian economy, worth 208 trillion Kroner a year, is quite specialized and led by the Soda Sales industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,330 Kroner, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, retirement homes are filled with foreign war criminals, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, and a vast monorail network carries people all over the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Norway's national animal is the Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Norway is ranked 57th in Audax and 63,333rd in the world for Stupidest Citizens, scoring 13 on the Average Edu-UNtellignce® Test Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 9 hours ago

  • 22 days ago: Norway was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • 76 days ago: Following new legislation in Norway, a vast monorail network carries people all over the country.
  • 82 days ago: Following new legislation in Norway, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.
  • 82 days ago: Following new legislation in Norway, retirement homes are filled with foreign war criminals.
  • 83 days ago: Norway was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "New York Times Democracy".
  • 83 days ago: Following new legislation in Norway, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
  • 84 days ago: Following new legislation in Norway, condemned prisoners spend hours a day sitting in lotus position looking perplexed.
  • 84 days ago: Following new legislation in Norway, cars are banned.
  • 84 days ago: Following new legislation in Norway, politicians are losing their jobs in a plan to make the government 'leaner and fitter'.
  • 84 days ago: Following new legislation in Norway, the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet.

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