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The Kingdom of Norway

“Alt for Norge.”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Audax

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The Kingdom of Norway is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Erna Solberg with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls. The compassionate, intelligent population of 5.281 billion Norwegians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Public Transport, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oslo. The average income tax rate is 29%, but much higher for the wealthy. A large private sector is dominated by the Soda Sales industry.

Condemned prisoners spend hours a day sitting in lotus position looking perplexed, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, retirement homes are filled with foreign war criminals, and the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is a problem. Norway's national animal is the Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Krone.

Norway is ranked 38th in Audax and 72,245th in the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 0 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 days ago

  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Norway, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Norway, retirement homes are filled with foreign war criminals.
  • 6 days ago: Norway was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "New York Times Democracy".
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Norway, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Norway, condemned prisoners spend hours a day sitting in lotus position looking perplexed.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Norway, cars are banned.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Norway, politicians are losing their jobs in a plan to make the government 'leaner and fitter'.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Norway, the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Norway, every street in the nation contains at least three law firms.
  • 6 days ago: Norway changed its national demonym to "Norwegian".

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