The Kingdom of
New York Times Democracy
Alt for Norge.
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Kingdom of Norway is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Erna Solberg with a fair hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, ban on automobiles, and keen interest in outer space. The democratic population of 6.049 billion Norwegians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Public Transport, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oslo. The average income tax rate is 25.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Norwayian economy, worth 219 trillion Kroner a year, is quite specialized and led by the Soda Sales industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,330 Kroner, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, retirement homes are filled with foreign war criminals, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, and a vast monorail network carries people all over the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Norway's national animal is the Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Norway is ranked 37th in Audax and 58,161st in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 1 Whatever.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 days ago

  • 28 days ago: Norway was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 28 days ago: Norway was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • 75 days ago: Norway was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • 128 days ago: Following new legislation in Norway, a vast monorail network carries people all over the country.
  • 134 days ago: Following new legislation in Norway, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.
  • 134 days ago: Following new legislation in Norway, retirement homes are filled with foreign war criminals.
  • 135 days ago: Norway was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "New York Times Democracy".
  • 135 days ago: Following new legislation in Norway, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
  • 136 days ago: Following new legislation in Norway, condemned prisoners spend hours a day sitting in lotus position looking perplexed.
  • 136 days ago: Following new legislation in Norway, cars are banned.

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