Most Stationary: 686th Largest Welfare Programs: 713th Largest Populations: 761st
The Itchy Red Patch of
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The Itchy Red Patch of Norvikeland is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Peoples Person of Odin with a fair hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 27.928 billion Norvikelandingers enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 87.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Norvikelandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,140 trillion vikadollars a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 76,640 vikadollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been recorded, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, crooks and people with too many kids are being kicked out of the country, and hospitals are amongst the best-funded in the region. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Norvikeland's national animal is the purple clad minotaur, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Norvikeland is ranked 686th in the world and 13th in Wysteria for Most Stationary, with 2,803.66487232 Days.

Most Stationary: 686thLargest Welfare Programs: 713thLargest Populations: 761stMost Influential: 865thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,213thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 2,655thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,360thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,601stHighest Economic Output: 3,903rdMost Cultured: 4,989thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,211thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,216thMost Developed: 5,548thSmartest Citizens: 6,116thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,193rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,355thTop
Fattest Citizens: 10,237thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,448thRudest Citizens: 10,982ndLargest Black Market: 11,790thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,115thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,965thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,402ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,621stMost Devout: 17,633rdMost Efficient Economies: 19,036th
Largest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 8th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10th in the regionMost Developed: 12th in the region

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