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The Itchy Red Patch of Norvikeland

“The only thing you have to fear is ”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Handshaker

Location: Wysteria

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The Itchy Red Patch of Norvikeland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Peoples Person of Odin with a fair hand, and notable for its devotion to social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 18.257 billion enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 90%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been recorded, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, crooks and people with too many kids are being kicked out of the country, and hospitals are amongst the best-funded in the region. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Norvikeland's national animal is the purple clad minotaur, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the vikadollar.

Norvikeland is ranked 154th in Wysteria and 88,578th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring -21 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 17 hours ago

  • 17 hours ago: Norvikeland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Region of reunited muslim states".
  • 17 hours ago: Norvikeland voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Sustainable Fishing Act".
  • 4 days ago: Norvikeland lodged a message on the Wysteria Regional Message Board.
  • 4 days ago: Norvikeland voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Warzone Codger".
  • 4 days ago: Norvikeland voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Fairness in Multilateral Trade".
  • 7 days ago: Norvikeland changed its national slogan to "The only thing you have to fear is ".
  • 7 days ago: Norvikeland voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Preventing Multiple Trials".
  • 10 days ago: Norvikeland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry (last census: Top 5%).
  • 11 days ago: Norvikeland lodged a message on the Wysteria Regional Message Board.
  • 11 days ago: Norvikeland voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Double Jeopardy Prohibition".

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