The Itchy Red Patch of
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Regional Influence
Diplomat
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Itchy Red Patch of Norvikeland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Peoples Person of Odin with a fair hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, strictly enforced bedtime, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 24.871 billion Norvikelandingers enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 85.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Norvikelandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,872 trillion vikadollars a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 75,304 vikadollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been recorded, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, crooks and people with too many kids are being kicked out of the country, and hospitals are amongst the best-funded in the region. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Norvikeland's national animal is the purple clad minotaur, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Norvikeland is ranked 118th in Wysteria and 138,299th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring -833.603 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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