Largest Welfare Programs: 654th Most Stationary: 716th Largest Populations: 776th
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The Itchy Red Patch of Norvikeland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Peoples Person of Odin with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 27.391 billion Norvikelandingers enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 87.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Norvikelandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,095 trillion vikadollars a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 76,500 vikadollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been recorded, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, crooks and people with too many kids are being kicked out of the country, and hospitals are amongst the best-funded in the region. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Norvikeland's national animal is the purple clad minotaur, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Norvikeland is ranked 74,633rd in the world and 68th in Wysteria for Lowest Crime Rates, with 64.76 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Largest Welfare Programs: 654thMost Stationary: 716thLargest Populations: 776thMost Influential: 782ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,208thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 2,276thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,156thHighest Economic Output: 3,798thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,968thMost Cultured: 4,747thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,893rdMost Developed: 4,920thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,985thSmartest Citizens: 5,723rdLargest Publishing Industry: 6,111thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,432ndRudest Citizens: 8,147thTop
Fattest Citizens: 10,046thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,313thLargest Black Market: 11,416thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,828thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,372ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,168thMost Devout: 15,652ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,603rd
Largest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10th in the region

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