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The Grand Duchy of Northwest Highlands

“Einigkeit gibt Stärke”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the West Pacific

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The Grand Duchy of Northwest Highlands is a massive, economically powerful nation, ruled by The Honorable Lord Frederick with an iron fist, and renowned for its ban on automobiles. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.803 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The small, corrupt government concentrates mainly on Defence, although Law & Order and Commerce are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dhublaand. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2%. A substantial private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Referenda are banned by law and the Parliament has absolute control of the legislative process, Members of Parliament are often found living in cardboard boxes, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion, and expensive lawyers are hired to defend citizens in court for public urination charges against their pets. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northwest Highlands's national animal is the Elephant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Frederickism, and its currency is the Tonne.

Northwest Highlands is ranked 3,948th in the West Pacific and 92,743rd in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring -24 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 13 days ago

  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Northwest Highlands was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Trout Fishing Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Northwest Highlands, expensive lawyers are hired to defend citizens in court for public urination charges against their pets.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Northwest Highlands, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Northwest Highlands, Members of Parliament are often found living in cardboard boxes.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Northwest Highlands, referenda are banned by law and the Parliament has absolute control of the legislative process.
  • 13 days ago: Northwest Highlands voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Double Jeopardy Prohibition".
  • 18 days ago: Northwest Highlands was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Iskandar Malaysia.
  • 22 days ago: Northwest Highlands was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Rudest Citizens.
  • 25 days ago: Following new legislation in Northwest Highlands, the government encourages conflict abroad to increase arms sales.
  • 25 days ago: Following new legislation in Northwest Highlands, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.

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