The Kingdom of
Civil Rights Lovefest
EAT A BEAVER SAVE A TREE
Leader
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Kingdom of Northern Knights is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, unlimited-speed roads, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 8.687 billion Northern Knightsians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Northern Knights City. The average income tax rate is 3.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Northern Knightsian economy, worth 974 trillion Loonies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 112,164 Loonies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Northern Knights City Times is sold out, and expensive lawyers are hired to defend citizens in court for public urination charges against their pets. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem. Northern Knights's national animal is the Beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Northern Knights is ranked 1,047th in the Rejected Realms and 53,020th in the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, scoring 104 on the Inverse Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 13 days ago

  • 5 days ago: Northern Knights was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Farrakhan.
  • 5 days ago: Northern Knights was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Influential.
  • 10 days ago: Northern Knights fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • 11 days ago: Northern Knights was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Rudest Citizens.
  • 20 days ago: Northern Knights was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • 20 days ago: Northern Knights was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • 22 days ago: Northern Knights was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • 22 days ago: Northern Knights was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Soda Pop Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 24 days ago: Northern Knights fell out of the world Top 10% for Lowest Unemployment Rates.
  • 26 days ago: Northern Knights was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry (last census: Top 10%).

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