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The Allied Corporate Empire of Northern Borland

“A Good Place to Raise Your Business”

Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Capitalist Paradise

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The Allied Corporate Empire of Northern Borland is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by President and CEO with an even hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 21.789 billion Northern Borlandians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Commerce, with areas such as Social Equality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Commerce City. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Automobile Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining industries.

Homeless people are frequently charged with trespassing on public property, citizens are known to cast their votes by flipping a Greenback, surfers ride tsunamis of record height and toxicity, and the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling. Northern Borland's national animal is the Buck, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Greenback.

Northern Borland is ranked 386th in Capitalist Paradise and 111,435th in the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with -12,254 Net Tourists per hour.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 hours ago

  • 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Northern Borland, the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form.
  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Northern Borland, surfers ride tsunamis of record height and toxicity.
  • 1 day 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Northern Borland, citizens are known to cast their votes by flipping a Greenback.
  • 1 day 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Northern Borland, homeless people are frequently charged with trespassing on public property.
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Northern Borland, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
  • 2 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Northern Borland, a chain of pubs that cater solely to children has recently been unveiled.
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Northern Borland, Northern Borland has become a gigantic dustbowl filled with tourists and mean desperados.
  • 3 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Northern Borland, Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Northern Borland, prime picnicking sites are being paved over in the name of progress.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Northern Borland, citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios.

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