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The Allied Corporate Empire of Northern Borland

“A Good Place to Raise Your Business”

Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Capitalist Paradise

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The Allied Corporate Empire of Northern Borland is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by President and CEO with an even hand, and renowned for its absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 22.168 billion Northern Borlandians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Commerce, with areas such as Social Equality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Commerce City. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Automobile Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining industries.

The government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Commerce City Times is sold out, a large percentage of the poor live from cradle to grave in subterranean wage slavery, and commuter vessels have trouble staying afloat due to increased passengers. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling. Northern Borland's national animal is the Buck, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Greenback.

Northern Borland is ranked 35th in Capitalist Paradise and 5,281st in the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 80 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 hours ago

  • 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Northern Borland, commuter vessels have trouble staying afloat due to increased passengers.
  • 17 hours ago: Northern Borland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • 17 hours ago: Northern Borland was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Northern Borland, a large percentage of the poor live from cradle to grave in subterranean wage slavery.
  • 1 day 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Northern Borland, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Commerce City Times is sold out.
  • 2 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Northern Borland, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly.
  • 3 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Northern Borland, the Great Northern Borland Desert is reputedly the most uninhabitable place in the region.
  • 3 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Northern Borland, women wear burqas to avoid unwanted male attention.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Northern Borland, all judiciary cases are decided in the court of public opinion.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Northern Borland, teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill.

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