The Allied Corporate Empire of
Capitalizt
A Good Place to Raise Your Business
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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The Allied Corporate Empire of Northern Borland is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by President and CEO with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, flagrant waste-dumping, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 23.075 billion Northern Borlandians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Commerce City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Northern Borlandian economy, worth an astonishing 18,339 trillion Greenbacks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 794,789 Greenbacks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 7,706,003 per year while the poor average 3,954, a ratio of 1,948 to 1.

Citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors, thousands of former welfare recipients are in a revolutionary uproar as the rest of society is enjoying a hefty tax break, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation, and euthanasia is legal. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Northern Borland's national animal is the Buck, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Northern Borland is ranked 444th in Capitalist Paradise and 143,046th in the world for Nicest Citizens, with -2,452 Smiles Per Hour (net).

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 9 hours ago

  • 31 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Northern Borland, euthanasia is legal.
  • 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Northern Borland, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in Northern Borland, thousands of former welfare recipients are in a revolutionary uproar as the rest of society is enjoying a hefty tax break.
  • 1 day 22 hours ago: Northern Borland was ranked #1 in the world for Largest Retail Industry (last census: Top 1%).
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in Northern Borland, citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors.
  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Northern Borland, eight year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas.
  • 3 days ago: Following new legislation in Northern Borland, town welcome signs list corporate sponsors.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Northern Borland, much of Northern Borland's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Northern Borland, Tesco was recently named as the new national treasurer.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Northern Borland, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.

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