Fattest Citizens: 1st Largest Retail Industry: 1st Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st
The Allied Corporate Empire of
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A Good Place to Raise Your Business
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Civil Rights
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Economy
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The Allied Corporate Empire of Northern Borland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President and CEO with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 25.643 billion Northern Borlandians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Defense and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Commerce City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Northern Borlandian economy, worth an astonishing 22,013 trillion Greenbacks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 858,466 Greenbacks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,401,075 per year while the poor average 57,420, a ratio of 94.1 to 1.

Northern Borland-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways, the nation leads Capitalist Paradise in per capita stalking, anti-government web sites are springing up, and personal injury lawyers are demanding compensation from the government after recent reductions in manufacturer liability. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Northern Borland's national animal is the Buck, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Northern Borland is ranked 180,235th in the world and 382nd in Capitalist Paradise for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 5.8 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

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Fattest Citizens: 1stLargest Retail Industry: 1stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5thMost Secular: 5thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7thRudest Citizens: 8thLargest Gambling Industry: 11thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14thHighest Average Incomes: 15thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 18thLargest Insurance Industry: 19thMost Avoided: 19thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 20thHighest Economic Output: 22ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 22ndMost Armed: 27thHighest Crime Rates: 53rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 58thLargest Mining Sector: 83rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 121stMost Scientifically Advanced: 149thLargest Publishing Industry: 235thSmartest Citizens: 251stLargest Information Technology Sector: 281stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 745thMost Stationary: 755thMost Corrupt Governments: 835thLargest Populations: 1,175thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,319thMost Efficient Economies: 1,721stTop
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Largest Black Market: 2,746thHighest Drug Use: 3,222ndMost Influential: 3,810thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,896thMost Pro-Market: 5,475thTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,418th
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Largest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 16th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 18th in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 20th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 24th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 36th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, personal injury lawyers are demanding compensation from the government after recent reductions in manufacturer liability.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, anti-government web sites are springing up.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, the nation leads Capitalist Paradise in per capita stalking.
  • : Northern Borland was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Capitalizt".
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, Northern Borland-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, Commerce City has become the number one destination for urban exploration in Capitalist Paradise.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, movies and computer games are strictly censored for violence.
  • : Northern Borland was reclassified from "Capitalizt" to "Capitalist Paradise".
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, the government has completely eliminated all childcare programs.

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