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The Allied Corporate Empire of Northern Borland

“A Good Place to Raise Your Business”

Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Capitalist Paradise

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The Allied Corporate Empire of Northern Borland is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by President and CEO with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 22.157 billion Northern Borlandians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Commerce, with areas such as Social Equality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Commerce City. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Automobile Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining industries.

All judiciary cases are decided in the court of public opinion, women wear burqas to avoid unwanted male attention, the Great Northern Borland Desert is reputedly the most uninhabitable place in the region, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling. Northern Borland's national animal is the Buck, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Greenback.

Northern Borland is ranked 5th in Capitalist Paradise and 1,284th in the world for Largest Populations, with 22,157 Capita (millions).

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 11 hours ago

  • 10 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Northern Borland, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly.
  • 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Northern Borland, the Great Northern Borland Desert is reputedly the most uninhabitable place in the region.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in Northern Borland, women wear burqas to avoid unwanted male attention.
  • 1 day 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Northern Borland, all judiciary cases are decided in the court of public opinion.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in Northern Borland, teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill.
  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Northern Borland, vitriolic divorce proceedings have become prime-time television.
  • 3 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Northern Borland, elected officials often serve for decades in a single term.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Northern Borland, the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Northern Borland, small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Northern Borland, marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams.

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