Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1st Rudest Citizens: 1st Largest Retail Industry: 1st
The Allied Corporate Empire of
Capitalist Paradise
A Good Place to Raise Your Business
Regional Influence
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Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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The Allied Corporate Empire of Northern Borland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President and CEO with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, digital currency, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 25.493 billion Northern Borlandians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Commerce City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Northern Borlandian economy, worth an astonishing 21,802 trillion Greenbacks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 855,225 Greenbacks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 7,837,611 per year while the poor average 9,927, a ratio of 789 to 1.

Penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative', cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel, and the richest citizens live in sheltered private citadels. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Northern Borland's national animal is the Buck, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Northern Borland is ranked 191,531st in the world and 383rd in Capitalist Paradise for Most Primitive, scoring -657.43 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1stRudest Citizens: 1stLargest Retail Industry: 1stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1stFattest Citizens: 2ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5thMost Secular: 6thLargest Gambling Industry: 12thHighest Average Incomes: 15thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 18thLargest Insurance Industry: 19thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19thMost Avoided: 19thHighest Economic Output: 22ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 22ndMost Armed: 28thHighest Crime Rates: 54thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 57thLargest Mining Sector: 84thLargest Agricultural Sector: 112thMost Scientifically Advanced: 142ndLargest Publishing Industry: 229thSmartest Citizens: 238thLargest Information Technology Sector: 274thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 732ndMost Stationary: 756thMost Corrupt Governments: 854thLargest Populations: 1,166thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,531stMost Efficient Economies: 1,729thTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,244thMost Pro-Market: 2,294thLargest Black Market: 2,702ndHighest Drug Use: 3,064thMost Influential: 3,675thTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,776thNudest: 12,759th
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Largest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 16th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 17th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 19th in the regionTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 29th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, the richest citizens live in sheltered private citadels.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'.
  • : Northern Borland was reclassified from "Capitalizt" to "Capitalist Paradise".
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, Tesco was recently named as the new national treasurer.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, the Northern Borlandian Tourism Bureau has described the abolition of coastal defences as a "kick to the groyne".
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in President and CEO's bedroom.

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