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The Allied Corporate Empire of Northern Borland

“A Good Place to Raise Your Business”

Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Capitalist Paradise

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The Allied Corporate Empire of Northern Borland is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by President and CEO with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 22.202 billion Northern Borlandians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Commerce, with areas such as Social Equality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Commerce City. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Automobile Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining industries.

'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song, the children of Northern Borland are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned, and citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling. Northern Borland's national animal is the Buck, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Greenback.

Northern Borland is ranked 423rd in Capitalist Paradise and 113,907th in the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare, scoring -1,012 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 hours ago

  • 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Northern Borland, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked.
  • 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Northern Borland, the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned.
  • 2 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Northern Borland, the children of Northern Borland are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence.
  • 3 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Northern Borland, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song.
  • 3 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Northern Borland, much of Northern Borland's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Northern Borland, almost all the visible space on TV screens is taken up by advertising.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Northern Borland, commuter vessels have trouble staying afloat due to increased passengers.
  • 5 days ago: Northern Borland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • 5 days ago: Northern Borland was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Northern Borland, a large percentage of the poor live from cradle to grave in subterranean wage slavery.

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