The Allied Corporate Empire of
Capitalizt
A Good Place to Raise Your Business
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Allied Corporate Empire of Northern Borland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President and CEO with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 23.43 billion Northern Borlandians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Commerce City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Northern Borlandian economy, worth an astonishing 18,742 trillion Greenbacks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 799,950 Greenbacks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,350,951 per year while the poor average 75,617, a ratio of 57.5 to 1.

Bleach is the nation's most common pesticide, women earn less than half the salary of men if they can even find a job, the government encourages conflict abroad to increase arms sales, and insomnia is slowly turning everyone insane. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Northern Borland's national animal is the Buck, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Northern Borland is ranked 34th in Capitalist Paradise and 6,027th in the world for Highest Drug Use, scoring 115 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 36 minutes ago

  • 7 hours ago: Northern Borland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Drug Use (last census: Top 10%).
  • 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Northern Borland, insomnia is slowly turning everyone insane.
  • 1 day 9 hours ago: Northern Borland was reclassified from "Anarchy" to "Capitalizt".
  • 1 day 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Northern Borland, the government encourages conflict abroad to increase arms sales.
  • 1 day 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Northern Borland, women earn less than half the salary of men if they can even find a job.
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Northern Borland, bleach is the nation's most common pesticide.
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Northern Borland, citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios.
  • 3 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Northern Borland, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Northern Borland, Northern Borland is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Northern Borland, the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda.

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