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The Allied Corporate Empire of Northern Borland

“A Good Place to Raise Your Business”

Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Capitalist Paradise

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The Allied Corporate Empire of Northern Borland is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by President and CEO with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 21.027 billion enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Commerce, with areas such as Social Equality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Commerce City. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Automobile Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining industries.

Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park, shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities, same-sex marriages are increasingly common, and eight year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling. Northern Borland's national animal is the Buck, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Greenback.

Northern Borland is ranked 1st in Capitalist Paradise and 1st in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 858 Whatever.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 113 minutes ago

  • 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Northern Borland, eight year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas.
  • 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Northern Borland, same-sex marriages are increasingly common.
  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Northern Borland, shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities.
  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Northern Borland, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Northern Borland, homeless people are frequently charged with trespassing on public property.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Northern Borland, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'.
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Northern Borland, major cities are suffering under water rationing.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Northern Borland, it's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Northern Borland, Bucks are becoming popular in pet stores nationwide.
  • 5 days ago: Northern Borland was reclassified from "Anarchy" to "Capitalizt".

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