The Allied Corporate Empire of
Capitalizt
A Good Place to Raise Your Business
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Allied Corporate Empire of Northern Borland is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by President and CEO with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 22.916 billion Northern Borlandians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Commerce City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Northern Borlandian economy, worth an astonishing 18,134 trillion Greenbacks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 791,333 Greenbacks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 7,352,804 per year while the poor average 7,873, a ratio of 933 to 1.

College students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want, and it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Northern Borland's national animal is the Buck, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Northern Borland is ranked 440th in Capitalist Paradise and 123,888th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -646 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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