Rudest Citizens: 1st Largest Retail Industry: 1st Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st
The Allied Corporate Empire of
Capitalizt
A Good Place to Raise Your Business
Regional Influence
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Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Allied Corporate Empire of Northern Borland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President and CEO with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 26.18 billion Northern Borlandians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, although Defense and Law & Order are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Commerce City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Northern Borlandian economy, worth an astonishing 22,863 trillion Greenbacks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 873,334 Greenbacks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,614,273 per year while the poor average 32,345, a ratio of 204 to 1.

Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, anti-government web sites are springing up, and groups of three or more trees are cut down in the name of 'child safety'. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Northern Borland's national animal is the Buck, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Northern Borland is ranked 55,247th in the world and 133rd in Capitalist Paradise for Highest Poor Incomes, with 32,345.73 Standard Monetary Units.

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Rudest Citizens: 1stLargest Retail Industry: 1stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2ndFattest Citizens: 2ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2ndMost Secular: 4thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5thLargest Gambling Industry: 10thHighest Average Incomes: 14thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 16thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 17thLargest Insurance Industry: 18thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 18thMost Avoided: 19thHighest Economic Output: 22ndMost Armed: 25thHighest Crime Rates: 46thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 55thLargest Mining Sector: 85thLargest Agricultural Sector: 111thMost Scientifically Advanced: 225thLargest Publishing Industry: 240thSmartest Citizens: 255thLargest Information Technology Sector: 318thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 732ndMost Stationary: 739thMost Corrupt Governments: 744thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,156thLargest Populations: 1,163rdTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 1,705thHighest Drug Use: 2,640thLargest Black Market: 2,804thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,409thMost Influential: 3,831stMost Pro-Market: 4,123rdTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 12,925th
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Largest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15th in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 18th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 18th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 20th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 20th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 24th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, groups of three or more trees are cut down in the name of 'child safety'.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, anti-government web sites are springing up.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, the nation leads Capitalist Paradise in per capita stalking.
  • : Northern Borland was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Capitalizt".
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, the government has completely eliminated all childcare programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government.

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