Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1st Rudest Citizens: 1st Largest Retail Industry: 1st
The Allied Corporate Empire of
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A Good Place to Raise Your Business
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Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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The Allied Corporate Empire of Northern Borland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President and CEO with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 25.985 billion Northern Borlandians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, although Defense and Law & Order are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Commerce City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Northern Borlandian economy, worth an astonishing 22,551 trillion Greenbacks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 867,884 Greenbacks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,673,730 per year while the poor average 30,224, a ratio of 220 to 1.

Homeless people are frequently charged with trespassing on public property, every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor, posters of politicians in sensual poses can be found on the walls of teenagers' rooms, and the nation is famous for having one of the world's largest Buck hunting institutions. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Northern Borland's national animal is the Buck, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Northern Borland is ranked 165,981st in the world and 349th in Capitalist Paradise for Longest Average Lifespans, with 17.75 Years.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1stRudest Citizens: 1stLargest Retail Industry: 1stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1stFattest Citizens: 2ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4thMost Secular: 4thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5thLargest Gambling Industry: 11thHighest Average Incomes: 14thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 16thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 18thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 18thMost Avoided: 19thLargest Insurance Industry: 20thHighest Economic Output: 23rdMost Armed: 26thHighest Crime Rates: 44thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 56thLargest Mining Sector: 84thLargest Agricultural Sector: 108thMost Scientifically Advanced: 222ndLargest Publishing Industry: 243rdSmartest Citizens: 260thLargest Information Technology Sector: 300thMost Corrupt Governments: 729thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 730thMost Stationary: 744thLargest Populations: 1,165thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,268thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 1,688thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,406thHighest Drug Use: 2,666thLargest Black Market: 2,771stMost Pro-Market: 3,147thMost Influential: 3,830thTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,617th
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Largest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 16th in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 18th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 18th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 19th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 25th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, the nation is famous for having one of the world's largest Buck hunting institutions.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, posters of politicians in sensual poses can be found on the walls of teenagers' rooms.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, homeless people are frequently charged with trespassing on public property.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, citizens drive tank-like vehicles with mounted machine guns.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, same-sex marriages are increasingly common.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, NB-SPAN features senators wrestling with ever-increasing production elements.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, citizens may cast their vote over the internet or phone.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, prices fluctuate manically for no fathomable reason.

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