The Allied Corporate Empire of
Capitalizt
A Good Place to Raise Your Business
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Allied Corporate Empire of Northern Borland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President and CEO with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, flagrant waste-dumping, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 23.832 billion Northern Borlandians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Commerce City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Northern Borlandian economy, worth an astonishing 19,188 trillion Greenbacks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 805,136 Greenbacks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,852,580 per year while the poor average 60,084, a ratio of 80.8 to 1.

City sidewalks are crowded with overweight people, many junior high school teachers minor in midwifery, citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want, and only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Northern Borland's national animal is the Buck, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Northern Borland is ranked 417th in Capitalist Paradise and 118,801st in the world for Most Pacifist, scoring -4,315 on the Lennon-Springsteen Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, many junior high school teachers minor in midwifery.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, groups of three or more trees are cut down in the name of 'child safety'.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, eight year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters.

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