The Allied Corporate Empire of
Capitalist Paradise
A Good Place to Raise Your Business
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Allied Corporate Empire of Northern Borland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President and CEO with an even hand, and renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 23.257 billion Northern Borlandians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Commerce City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Northern Borlandian economy, worth an astonishing 18,552 trillion Greenbacks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 797,716 Greenbacks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,738,413 per year while the poor average 35,718, a ratio of 160 to 1.

There are no minimum wage laws, convicted felons are forced into slavery for their crimes, immigrant herding has become a national pastime, and crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Northern Borland's national animal is the Buck, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Northern Borland is ranked 1st in Capitalist Paradise and 1st in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 907 Whatever.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 11 minutes ago

  • 43 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Northern Borland, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing.
  • 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Northern Borland, immigrant herding has become a national pastime.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in Northern Borland, convicted felons are forced into slavery for their crimes.
  • 1 day 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Northern Borland, there are no minimum wage laws.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in Northern Borland, major cities are suffering under water rationing.
  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Northern Borland, morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers.
  • 3 days ago: Following new legislation in Northern Borland, tourism spikes whenever a major ship or plane is lost at sea.
  • 3 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Northern Borland, daisy chain gangs plant flowers and pick up litter.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Northern Borland, the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Northern Borland, 'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink.

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