The Dirty Cheats of
Compulsory Consumerist State
You're going home in a f**king ambulance
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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The Dirty Cheats of Northern Bettia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Cutey Snugglekins with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ritual sacrifices, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 20.394 billion Gogs are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Viagra. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Northern Bettian economy, worth a remarkable 6,114 trillion Groats a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 299,812 Groats, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,228,604 per year while the poor average 11,932, a ratio of 186 to 1.

Mobile phone masts are being erected all over the country, most academic research has ground to a halt, Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed, and otherwise healthy people are being sent to internment camps because they have VODAIS. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Northern Bettia's national animal is the Hello Kitty, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Voodoo.

Northern Bettia is ranked 2nd in Atlantian Oceania and 1,083rd in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 10 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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