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The Dirty Cheats of Northern Bettia

“You're going home in a f**king ambulance”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: Atlantian Oceania


The Dirty Cheats of Northern Bettia is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Cutey Snugglekins with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of public education. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 16.403 billion are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defence, with areas such as Social Equality and the Environment receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Viagra. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Automobile Manufacturing.

Airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted, all news sources are under strict government control, child adoption by homosexual couples has been outlawed, and 1% of global paper production is bound for the National Archive. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Northern Bettia's national animal is the Giant Ant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Voodoo, and its currency is the Groat.

Northern Bettia is ranked 1st in Atlantian Oceania and 557th in the world for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 19 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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