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The Dirty Cheats of Northern Bettia

“You're going home in a f**king ambulance”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: Atlantian Oceania


The Dirty Cheats of Northern Bettia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Cutey Snugglekins with an iron fist, and notable for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 17.866 billion Gogs are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defence, with areas such as Social Equality and the Environment receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Viagra. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Automobile Manufacturing.

The adult unemployment rate nears 100% as all available jobs have been filled by young children, skateparks can be found in every city, petitions to the government are being used to insulate politicians' office walls, and the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Northern Bettia with a very polite populace. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Northern Bettia's national animal is the Giant Ant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Voodoo, and its currency is the Groat.

Northern Bettia is ranked 1st in Atlantian Oceania and 874th in the world for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 14 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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