The Dirty Cheats of
Compulsory Consumerist State
You're going home in a f**king ambulance
Regional Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Dirty Cheats of Northern Bettia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Cutey Snugglekins with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 18.328 billion Gogs are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Viagra. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Northern Bettian economy, worth a remarkable 5,494 trillion Groats a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 299,812 Groats, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,228,604 per year while the poor average 11,932, a ratio of 186 to 1.

Mobile phone masts are being erected all over the country, most academic research has ground to a halt, Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed, and otherwise healthy people are being sent to internment camps because they have VODAIS. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Northern Bettia's national animal is the Hello Kitty, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Voodoo.

Northern Bettia is ranked 93rd in Atlantian Oceania and 124,313th in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with -15 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 days ago

  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Northern Bettia, otherwise healthy people are being sent to internment camps because they have VODAIS.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Northern Bettia, Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Northern Bettia, most academic research has ground to a halt.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Northern Bettia, mobile phone masts are being erected all over the country.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Northern Bettia, Humongo-Mart's Beef 'n Hello Kitty Lasagne is a hit.
  • 5 days ago: Northern Bettia changed its national animal to "Hello Kitty".
  • 5 days ago: Northern Bettia changed its national animal to "Hello Kitty Handgun".
  • 7 days ago: Northern Bettia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector (last census: Top 1%).
  • 7 days ago: Northern Bettia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Information Technology Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 13 days ago: Northern Bettia fell out of the world Top 5% for Most Subsidized Industry.

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