The Socialist Yuzar Republic of
Father Knows Best State
We Are Laying The Red Bricks Of The Socialist Road
Peoples Dictator Heduk Lore
Regional Influence
Instigator
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Few

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The Socialist Yuzar Republic of Northern Bavungria is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Peoples Dictator Heduk Lore with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 10.115 billion Yuzarians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lanverska. The average income tax rate is 93.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Yuzarian economy, worth 965 trillion Stalikoes a year, is driven entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 95,448 Stalikoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "Love and peace!" as a way of life, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up, and the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northern Bavungria's national animal is the Raven, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Northern Bavungria is ranked 6th in Union of Socialist Confederate Republics and 141,781st in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -5 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 days ago

  • 3 days 7 hours ago: Northern Bavungria fell out of the regional Top 10% for Nicest Citizens.
  • 8 days ago: Northern Bavungria was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • 20 days ago: Northern Bavungria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
  • 25 days ago: Northern Bavungria fell out of the regional Top 10% for Healthiest Citizens.
  • 33 days ago: Northern Bavungria fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Developed.
  • 38 days ago: Northern Bavungria was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • 40 days ago: Northern Bavungria fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Godforsaken.
  • 44 days ago: Following new legislation in Northern Bavungria, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system.
  • 46 days ago: Following new legislation in Northern Bavungria, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
  • 47 days ago: Northern Bavungria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth (last census: Top 10%).

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