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The Holy Catholic Celtic Kingdom of North Breifne

“Deo favente, Deo adiuvante, Deo gratias”

Category: Right-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: Coalition of Catholic States

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The Holy Catholic Celtic Kingdom of North Breifne is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King Féidhlim with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls. The compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 10.423 billion North Breifneans are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, moralistic, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is effectively ruled by the Department of Religion & Spirituality, with areas such as Social Equality and Healthcare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coláiste na Tríonóide. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44%. A healthy private sector is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, followed by Book Publishing and Gambling.

Abortions are carried out secretly in shady backstreet clinics, the government spends its days financing the delocalisation of its own economy, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events, and research into 'designer babies' is banned. Crime is crippling. North Breifne's national animal is the phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, its national religion is Roman Catholicism, and its currency is the dollar.

North Breifne is ranked 18th in Coalition of Catholic States and 9,741st in the world for Best Weather, with 97 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 4 hours ago

  • 14 days ago: North Breifne's influence in Coalition of Catholic States fell from "Truckler" to "Vassal".
  • 19 days ago: Following new legislation in North Breifne, research into 'designer babies' is banned.
  • 33 days ago: Following new legislation in North Breifne, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.
  • 33 days ago: Following new legislation in North Breifne, the government spends its days financing the delocalisation of its own economy.
  • 33 days ago: Following new legislation in North Breifne, abortions are carried out secretly in shady backstreet clinics.
  • 36 days ago: Following new legislation in North Breifne, politicians have to be granted day-release from prison to speak on bills.
  • 37 days ago: Following new legislation in North Breifne, hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in North Breifne's many privately-owned prisons.
  • 42 days ago: Following new legislation in North Breifne, rap artists are regularly jailed for promoting extremist groups.
  • 55 days ago: North Breifne was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Happiest Citizens.
  • 63 days ago: Following new legislation in North Breifne, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.

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