The United States of
Left-Leaning College State
The Big Apple
Regional Influence
Contender
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The United States of Noordeinde is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Jonathan Roosevelt with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 13.109 billion Noordeindeans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Hague. The average income tax rate is 87.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Noordeindean economy, worth a remarkable 2,638 trillion Guilders a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 201,254 Guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government ministers are regularly seen in the streets confessing their sins and hammering missiles into plow-shares, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, and an IT mega-corporation has a patent pending on the rectangle. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noordeinde's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Noordeinde is ranked 989th in Europeia and 133,944th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -2 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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