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The United States of Noordeinde is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Jonathan Roosevelt with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, unlimited-speed roads, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 14.059 billion Noordeindeans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Hague. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Noordeindean economy, worth a remarkable 2,671 trillion Guilders a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 190,054 Guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School children are expected to know the names of all seven hundred native tribes and their cultural practices, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, police spend their Saturday nights breaking up illegal street races, and voting is voluntary. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noordeinde's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Noordeinde is ranked 1,100th in Europeia and 121,789th in the world for Happiest Citizens, scoring 9 on the Relative Cheerfulness Rating.

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