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The United States of Noordeinde is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Jonathan Roosevelt with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 14.608 billion Noordeindeans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Hague. The average income tax rate is 91.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Noordeindean economy, worth a remarkable 2,826 trillion Guilders a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 193,506 Guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "Love and peace!" as a way of life, waste is frequently shipped to other countries, the government pours millions of Guilders into rehabilitation programs annually, and an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noordeinde's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Noordeinde is ranked 11th in Europeia and 1,386th in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 70 Whatever.

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