The United States of
Democratic Socialists
The Big Apple
Regional Influence
Negotiator
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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The United States of Noordeinde is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Jonathan Roosevelt with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 13.469 billion Noordeindeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Hague. The average income tax rate is 91.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Noordeindean economy, worth a remarkable 2,713 trillion Guilders a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 201,470 Guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Returning tourists and businessmen are detained without trial if they belong to the "wrong" religion, copyright laws have been abolished, the nation's Medal of Honour can be found as a free toy in breakfast cereal, and the government has an "easy come, easy go" policy on youth crime. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noordeinde's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Noordeinde is ranked 1,042nd in Europeia and 144,805th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring -2,245.11 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 6 hours ago

  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Noordeinde, the government has an "easy come, easy go" policy on youth crime.
  • 1 day 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Noordeinde, the nation's Medal of Honour can be found as a free toy in breakfast cereal.
  • 1 day 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Noordeinde, copyright laws have been abolished.
  • 1 day 21 hours ago: Noordeinde voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Rights of Indigenous Peoples".
  • 1 day 22 hours ago: Noordeinde endorsed The Republic of Saint-Justin.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Noordeinde was endorsed by The Republic of Saint-Justin.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Noordeinde, returning tourists and businessmen are detained without trial if they belong to the "wrong" religion.
  • 3 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Noordeinde, discarded pennies litter the streets.
  • 3 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Noordeinde, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • 3 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Noordeinde, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust.

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