The United States of
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The United States of Noordeinde is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by President Jonathan Roosevelt with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, daily referendums, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 13.273 billion Noordeindeans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Hague. The average income tax rate is 86.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Noordeindean economy, worth a remarkable 2,674 trillion Guilders a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 201,464 Guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government ministers are regularly seen in the streets confessing their sins and hammering missiles into plow-shares, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, and an IT mega-corporation has a patent pending on the rectangle. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noordeinde's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Noordeinde is ranked 9th in Europeia and 1,423rd in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 70 Whatever.

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