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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,564thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,501stLargest Populations: 5,671st
The Tribal Society of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Behold the might of the subtropics!
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Noonefree

Population27.782 billion

CapitalBiafra
LeaderTo Be Declared
Faithwinti

Currencybead
Animalafrotherium

The Tribal Society of Noonefree is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by To Be Declared with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, enslaved workforce, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 27.782 billion Noonefreeans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Environment are also considered important, while Welfare is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Biafra. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 37.4%.

The all-consuming Noonefreean economy, worth a remarkable 2,366 trillion beads a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 85,189 beads, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 628,452 per year while the poor average 3,487, a ratio of 180 to 1.

Organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, reporters sent to cover suspected UFO visits come back with stories about quilting bees, crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens, and the populace has developed a mortal fear of the woods. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem. Noonefree's national animal is the afrotherium, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is winti.

Noonefree is ranked 189,373rd in the world and 163rd in The World Rearranged for Most Stationary, with 63.21493870908 days.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 5,501stLargest Populations: 5,671stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,480thHighest Economic Output: 9,854thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,302ndLargest Black Market: 14,092ndTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 16,737thMost Rebellious Youth: 20,866thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 24,338thMost Cultured: 26,522ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 27,740thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 29,023rdHighest Food Quality: 29,640th
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Most Developed: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionMost Cultured: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 10th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 12th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 12th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 16th in the region

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