Population | 27.782 billion |
Capital | Biafra |
Leader | To Be Declared |
Faith | winti |
Currency | bead |
Animal | afrotherium |
The Tribal Society of Noonefree is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by To Be Declared with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, enslaved workforce, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 27.782 billion Noonefreeans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Environment are also considered important, while Welfare is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Biafra. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 37.4%.
The all-consuming Noonefreean economy, worth a remarkable 2,366 trillion beads a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 85,189 beads, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 628,452 per year while the poor average 3,487, a ratio of 180 to 1.
Organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, reporters sent to cover suspected UFO visits come back with stories about quilting bees, crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens, and the populace has developed a mortal fear of the woods. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem. Noonefree's national animal is the afrotherium, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is winti.
Noonefree is ranked 189,373rd in the world and 163rd in The World Rearranged for Most Stationary, with 63.21493870908 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Noonefree was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
- : Noonefree's influence in The World Rearranged rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Noonefree's influence in The World Rearranged rose from "Zero" to "Sprat".
- : Noonefree relocated from Osiris to The World Rearranged.
- : Noonefree was refounded in Osiris.
- : Noonefree ceased to exist in The World Rearranged.
- : Noonefree's influence in The World Rearranged rose from "Zero" to "Sprat".
- : Noonefree relocated from Balder to The World Rearranged.
- : Noonefree was refounded in Balder.
- : Noonefree ceased to exist in The World Rearranged.