Most Influential: 2,549th Most Stationary: 2,721st Most Average: 4,577th
The United States of
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The United States of Nolandisland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Stephen Nolandis with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, enslaved workforce, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 13.938 billion Nolandislandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kessnolanville. The average income tax rate is 30.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Nolandislandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,418 trillion Galleons a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 101,757 Galleons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, waste is frequently shipped to other countries, conspiracy theorists allege Kessnolanville's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols, and young adults are stepping outside for the first time in ages after video games were recently banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nolandisland's national animal is the Okapi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Nolandisland is ranked 20,025th in the world and 19th in Lone Wolves United for Largest Black Market, with 6.69 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Most Influential: 2,549thMost Stationary: 2,721stMost Average: 4,577thBest Weather: 6,038thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,462ndHighest Economic Output: 6,557thLargest Populations: 6,687thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,851stTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 7,760thLargest Mining Sector: 8,121stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,546thMost Developed: 9,129thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,820thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,832ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,190thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,083rdRudest Citizens: 13,106th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Average: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 9th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 14th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 16th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 16th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 16th in the region

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