Most Influential: 2,588th Most Stationary: 2,657th Most Average: 4,320th
The United States of
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The United States of Nolandisland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Stephen Nolandis with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 14.114 billion Nolandislandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kessnolanville. The average income tax rate is 31.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Nolandislandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,439 trillion Galleons a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 102,011 Galleons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, waste is frequently shipped to other countries, conspiracy theorists allege Kessnolanville's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols, and young adults are stepping outside for the first time in ages after video games were recently banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nolandisland's national animal is the Okapi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Nolandisland is ranked 16,616th in the world and 8th in Lone Wolves United for Lowest Crime Rates, with 83.62 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Most Influential: 2,588thMost Stationary: 2,657thMost Average: 4,320thBest Weather: 6,111thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,260thHighest Economic Output: 6,545thLargest Populations: 6,559thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,016thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,210thLargest Mining Sector: 8,029thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,435thMost Developed: 9,194thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,840thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,262ndLargest Publishing Industry: 13,234thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,470thRudest Citizens: 13,761stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,310thLowest Crime Rates: 16,616th
Most Average: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 10th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 13th in the regionSafest: 13th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 16th in the region

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