The United States of Nolandisland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Stephen Nolandis with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, daily referendums, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 12.697 billion Nolandislandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kessnolanville. The average income tax rate is 23.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Nolandislandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,303 trillion Galleons a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 102,630 Galleons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.
Nolandisland is increasingly belligerent on the international stage, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, and the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Nolandisland's national animal is the Okapi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Nolandisland fell out of the regional Top 10% for Lowest Unemployment Rates.
- : Nolandisland was ranked #1 in the region for Most Average (last census: Top 5%).
- : Nolandisland was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Rayo de Sol.
- : Nolandisland fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Corrupt Governments.
- : Nolandisland was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Smartest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
- : Nolandisland endorsed The Nomadic Peoples of Alpha Force.
- : Nolandisland endorsed The Kingdom of Dresdios.
- : Nolandisland was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
- : Nolandisland was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Safest.
- : Nolandisland was cleansed by a Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Dictatorship of Akharos, killing 1 million zombies.