Most Influential: 2,483rd Most Stationary: 2,792nd Most Average: 4,366th
The United States of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Illegitimi non Carborundum
Regional Influence
Powerbroker
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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The United States of Nolandisland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Stephen Nolandis with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, complete lack of prisons, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 13.595 billion Nolandislandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kessnolanville. The average income tax rate is 27.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Nolandislandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,425 trillion Galleons a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 104,844 Galleons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, waste is frequently shipped to other countries, conspiracy theorists allege Kessnolanville's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols, and young adults are stepping outside for the first time in ages after video games were recently banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Nolandisland's national animal is the Okapi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Nolandisland is ranked 174,886th in the world and 42nd in Lone Wolves United for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 1.17 Missed References Per Hour.

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Most Influential: 2,483rdMost Stationary: 2,792ndMost Average: 4,366thBest Weather: 6,012thHighest Economic Output: 6,244thLargest Populations: 6,791stMost Beautiful Environments: 6,870thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,885thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,895thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,977thLargest Mining Sector: 8,254thMost Developed: 8,306thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,589thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 10,466thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,987thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,352ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,527thRudest Citizens: 14,357thLowest Crime Rates: 16,521stSmartest Citizens: 16,922ndMost Efficient Economies: 17,156thHealthiest Citizens: 17,299thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,804thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,674th
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Most Average: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Nolandisland endorsed The Republic of AHBG Republic.
  • : Nolandisland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Law Enforcement Education".
  • : Nolandisland voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Thomas Branson III".
  • : Nolandisland withdrew its vote on the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Thomas Branson III".
  • : Nolandisland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Thomas Branson III".
  • : Nolandisland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Nolandisland voted for The Crashed Spaceship of The Salaxalans in the General Election.
  • : Nolandisland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Nolandisland, young adults are stepping outside for the first time in ages after video games were recently banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Nolandisland, conspiracy theorists allege Kessnolanville's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols.

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