Most Stationary: 2,420th Most Influential: 2,684th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,380th
The United States of
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The United States of Nolandisland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Stephen Nolandis with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, strictly enforced bedtime, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 14.908 billion Nolandislandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kessnolanville. The average income tax rate is 32.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Nolandislandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,524 trillion Galleons a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 102,235 Galleons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, waste is frequently shipped to other countries, conspiracy theorists allege Kessnolanville's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols, and young adults are stepping outside for the first time in ages after video games were recently banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nolandisland's national animal is the Okapi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Nolandisland is ranked 159,621st in the world and 127th in Lone Wolves United for Least Corrupt Governments, with 84.98 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most Stationary: 2,420thMost Influential: 2,684thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,380thLargest Populations: 6,385thBest Weather: 6,422ndHighest Economic Output: 6,515thMost Average: 7,087thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,120thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,426thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,084thLargest Mining Sector: 8,848thTop
Most Developed: 10,147thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,123rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,631stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,288thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,397thHealthiest Citizens: 16,471stLowest Crime Rates: 16,562ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,046th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Average: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionRudest Citizens: 12th in the regionSafest: 13th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 14th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Nolandisland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Nolandisland was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Rayo de Sol.
  • : Nolandisland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Nolandisland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Nolandisland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Nolandisland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector and Largest Mining Sector and the Top 10% for Healthiest Citizens, Lowest Crime Rates, and Smartest Citizens.
  • : Nolandisland voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Dank memes".
  • : Nolandisland was endorsed by The Benevolent Fist of Scardino.
  • : Nolandisland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Nolandisland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.


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Endorsements Received: 2 » RAEAWN and Rayo de Sol.

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