Most Influential: 2,534th Most Stationary: 2,746th Best Weather: 6,294th
The United States of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Illegitimi non Carborundum
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The United States of Nolandisland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Stephen Nolandis with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, complete lack of prisons, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 13.76 billion Nolandislandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kessnolanville. The average income tax rate is 28.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Nolandislandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,429 trillion Galleons a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 103,869 Galleons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, waste is frequently shipped to other countries, conspiracy theorists allege Kessnolanville's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols, and young adults are stepping outside for the first time in ages after video games were recently banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nolandisland's national animal is the Okapi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Nolandisland is ranked 161,816th in the world and 138th in Lone Wolves United for Highest Drug Use, scoring 15.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most Influential: 2,534thMost Stationary: 2,746thBest Weather: 6,294thHighest Economic Output: 6,350thLargest Populations: 6,753rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,865thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,040thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,521stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,193rdLargest Mining Sector: 8,485thMost Developed: 8,769thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,954thTop
Most Average: 9,148thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,903rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,456thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,158thRudest Citizens: 13,881stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,896thLowest Crime Rates: 16,862ndSmartest Citizens: 17,582ndHealthiest Citizens: 17,878th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Average: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionRudest Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 12th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 13th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 14th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionSafest: 15th in the region

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