Most Influential: 2,617th Most Stationary: 2,619th Most Average: 5,487th
The United States of
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The United States of Nolandisland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Stephen Nolandis with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, enslaved workforce, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 14.316 billion Nolandislandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kessnolanville. The average income tax rate is 30.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Nolandislandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,458 trillion Galleons a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 101,898 Galleons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, waste is frequently shipped to other countries, conspiracy theorists allege Kessnolanville's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols, and young adults are stepping outside for the first time in ages after video games were recently banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nolandisland's national animal is the Okapi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Nolandisland is ranked 63,893rd in the world and 73rd in Lone Wolves United for Most Conservative, scoring 50.92 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

Most Influential: 2,617thMost Stationary: 2,619thMost Average: 5,487thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,162ndBest Weather: 6,331stLargest Populations: 6,534thHighest Economic Output: 6,582ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,222ndMost Beautiful Environments: 7,242ndTop
Largest Mining Sector: 8,193rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,330thMost Developed: 9,353rdLongest Average Lifespans: 10,954thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,417thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,066thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,367thRudest Citizens: 15,317th
Most Average: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 8th in the regionRudest Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 13th in the region

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