The United States of
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The United States of Nolandisland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Stephen Nolandis with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, strictly enforced bedtime, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 12.181 billion Nolandislandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kessnolanville. The average income tax rate is 22.3%.

The all-consuming Nolandislandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,252 trillion Galleons a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,789 Galleons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, Nolandisland is increasingly belligerent on the international stage, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, and children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Nolandisland's national animal is the Okapi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Nolandisland is ranked 134th in Lone Wolves United and 122,365th in the world for Happiest Citizens, scoring 9 on the Relative Cheerfulness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Nolandisland was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Lowest Unemployment Rates (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Nolandisland lost the endorsement of The Most Serene Republic of Rayo de Sol.
  • : Nolandisland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Living Wage Act"".
  • : Nolandisland was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Nolandisland was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Populations.
  • : Nolandisland fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Nolandisland was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Nolandisland fell out of the world Top 10% for Highest Police Ratios.
  • : Nolandisland was endorsed by The Colony of Chilledsville.
  • : Nolandisland was ranked #1 in the region for Largest Mining Sector (last census: Top 10%).


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 3 » SW4GL4NDT0P1A, Scotland and Great Britain, and RAEAWN.

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