The United States of
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The United States of Nolandisland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Stephen Nolandis with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, zero percent divorce rate, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 13.138 billion Nolandislandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kessnolanville. The average income tax rate is 26.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Nolandislandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,333 trillion Galleons a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 101,502 Galleons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms, and astronomers are flocking to Nolandisland to take advantage of its clear night skies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Nolandisland's national animal is the Okapi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Nolandisland is ranked 11th in Lone Wolves United and 9,680th in the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 7 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.

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by Max Barry

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