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The Paradoxical Spring Paradise of Nolaerie

“A giant testing ground for urban planners & developers”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Widely Abused

Regional Influence: Power

Location: Louisiana

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The Paradoxical Spring Paradise of Nolaerie is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Sir Rocky Bulwinkle with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space. Its compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 22.811 billion hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The government -- a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal morass -- juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Equality, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Orleans. The average income tax rate is 6%, but much higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Members of Parliament are often found living in cardboard boxes, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The New Orleans Times is sold out, highschool principals regularly send armed truancy patrols to drag problem students to school, and 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Nolaerie's national animal is the graceful mercia, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Bokononism, and its currency is the picayune.

Nolaerie is ranked 12th in Louisiana and 111,697th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring -369 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 24 days ago

  • 11 days ago: Nolaerie fell out of the regional Top 10% for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • 14 days ago: Nolaerie was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • 24 days ago: Nolaerie lodged a message on the Louisiana Regional Message Board.
  • 24 days ago: Nolaerie changed its national nation type to "Paradoxical Spring Paradise".
  • 25 days ago: Nolaerie was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Pacifist.
  • 45 days ago: Nolaerie was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Armed.
  • 47 days ago: Nolaerie fell out of the regional Top 10% for Happiest Citizens.
  • 61 days ago: Nolaerie fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • 65 days ago: Nolaerie was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • 84 days ago: Nolaerie was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth (last census: Top 1%).

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