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The Paradoxical Autumn Paradise of Nolaerie

“A giant testing ground for urban planners & developers”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Widely Abused

Regional Influence: Contender

Location: Louisiana

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The Paradoxical Autumn Paradise of Nolaerie is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Uncle Earl with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, intelligent population of 23.663 billion Louisianians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Equality, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Orleans. The average income tax rate is 7%, but much higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters, Nolaerie's educational system is the envy of many and regarded as a pinnacle of academic achievement, and meat-eating is frowned upon. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Nolaerie's national animal is the graceful mercia, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Bokononism, and its currency is the picayune.

Nolaerie is ranked 1st in Louisiana and 6,287th in the world for Best Weather, with 159 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 days ago

  • 7 days ago: Nolaerie lost WA Delegate status in Louisiana.
  • 7 days ago: Nolaerie resigned from the World Assembly.
  • 7 days ago: Nolaerie's influence in Louisiana fell from "Eminence Grise" to "Contender".
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Nolaerie, meat-eating is frowned upon.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Nolaerie, Nolaerie's educational system is the envy of many and regarded as a pinnacle of academic achievement.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Nolaerie, the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters.
  • 8 days ago: Nolaerie lodged a message on the Louisiana Alliance x Alliance Louisiane Regional Message Board.
  • 8 days ago: Nolaerie lodged a message on the Louisiana Regional Message Board.
  • 8 days ago: Nolaerie changed its national nation type to "Paradoxical Autumn Paradise".
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Nolaerie, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters.

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