Largest Populations: 753rd Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,629th Most Rebellious Youth: 1,682nd
The Paradoxical Summer Paradise of
New York Times Democracy
A giant testing ground for urban planners & developers
Uncle Earl
Regional Influence
Negotiator
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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The Paradoxical Summer Paradise of Nolaerie is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Uncle Earl with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 28.186 billion Louisianians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Orleans. The average income tax rate is 41.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Nolaeriean economy, worth 172 trillion picayunes a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 6,113 picayunes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters, Nolaerie's educational system is the envy of many and regarded as a pinnacle of academic achievement, and meat-eating is frowned upon. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Nolaerie's national animal is the graceful mercia, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Bokononism.

Nolaerie is ranked 29,382nd in the world and 3rd in Louisiana for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

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Largest Populations: 753rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,629thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,682ndTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 1,983rdMost Politically Free: 2,693rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,065thNicest Citizens: 5,189thSmartest Citizens: 6,033rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,867thLargest Black Market: 7,870thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 9,491stMost Pacifist: 10,317thHealthiest Citizens: 11,547thBest Weather: 14,477thMost Cultured: 15,347thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,958th

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Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Nolaerie was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Nolaerie was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Nolaerie was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth and Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, the Top 5% for Largest Black Market, and the Top 10% for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Nolaerie's influence in Louisiana fell from "Enforcer" to "Negotiator".
  • : Nolaerie's influence in Louisiana rose from "Negotiator" to "Enforcer".
  • : Nolaerie's influence in Louisiana rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
  • : Nolaerie's influence in Louisiana fell from "Negotiator" to "Auxiliary".
  • : Nolaerie was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Nolaerie was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Nolaerie was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.

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