The Oppressed Tourists of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Take nothing but head shots, leave nothing but bodies
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Corrupted

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The Oppressed Tourists of Nogoodnamesleftistan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.538 billion Nogoodnamesleftistanians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nogoodnamesleftistan City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Nogoodnamesleftistanian economy, worth 230 trillion Bottle Caps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 14,861 Bottle Caps, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prison visits increase substantially during election years, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, Mr Happy's Funland has just been named Nogoodnamesleftistan's new capital, and most people suffer from some form of hearing loss. Crime is totally unknown. Nogoodnamesleftistan's national animal is the Mummified Death Mouse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nogoodnamesleftistan is ranked 1st in The Featured Region Followers and 185th in the world for Highest Average Tax Rates, scoring 40 on the Inverse Hayek Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 7 hours ago

  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Nogoodnamesleftistan, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Nogoodnamesleftistan, Mr Happy's Funland has just been named Nogoodnamesleftistan's new capital.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Nogoodnamesleftistan, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.
  • 10 days ago: Nogoodnamesleftistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Nogoodnamesleftistan, prison visits increase substantially during election years.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Nogoodnamesleftistan, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game.
  • 24 days ago: Nogoodnamesleftistan fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • 30 days ago: Following new legislation in Nogoodnamesleftistan, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists.
  • 30 days ago: Following new legislation in Nogoodnamesleftistan, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters.
  • 46 days ago: Nogoodnamesleftistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme (last census: Top 5%).

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