The Oppressed Tourists of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Take nothing but head shots, leave nothing but bodies
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Corrupted

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Oppressed Tourists of Nogoodnamesleftistan is a gargantuan, genial nation, notable for its state-planned economy, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.888 billion Nogoodnamesleftistanians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nogoodnamesleftistan City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Nogoodnamesleftistanian economy, worth 236 trillion Bottle Caps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 14,865 Bottle Caps, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Police officers spend more time on calisthenics than actually catching criminals, people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears, and millions of devastated 7-year-olds are denied astronaut and ballerina training. Crime is totally unknown. Nogoodnamesleftistan's national animal is the Mummified Death Mouse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nogoodnamesleftistan is ranked 1st in The Featured Region Followers and 50th in the world for Most Inclusive, scoring 1,322 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Nogoodnamesleftistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Free (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Following new legislation in Nogoodnamesleftistan, millions of devastated 7-year-olds are denied astronaut and ballerina training.
  • : Following new legislation in Nogoodnamesleftistan, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby.
  • : Following new legislation in Nogoodnamesleftistan, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears.
  • : Following new legislation in Nogoodnamesleftistan, people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Nogoodnamesleftistan, police officers spend more time on calisthenics than actually catching criminals.
  • : Following new legislation in Nogoodnamesleftistan, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby.
  • : Following new legislation in Nogoodnamesleftistan, the nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist.
  • : Following new legislation in Nogoodnamesleftistan, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss.
  • : Following new legislation in Nogoodnamesleftistan, Mr Happy's Funland has just been named Nogoodnamesleftistan's new capital.

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