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The Oppressed Tourists of Nogoodnamesleftistan

“Take nothing but head shots, leave nothing but bodies”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Excessive

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: The Featured Region Followers

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The Oppressed Tourists of Nogoodnamesleftistan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, intelligent population of 13.515 billion Nogoodnamesleftistanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Education, although Social Equality and the Environment are secondary priorities. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The fire protection service is wholly government-funded, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists, Nogoodnamesleftistan City spends billions upgrading public transport, and coalition governments are essential to passing new laws. Crime is totally unknown. Nogoodnamesleftistan's national animal is the Mummified Death Mouse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Bottle Cap.

Nogoodnamesleftistan is ranked 13th in The Featured Region Followers and 111,671st in the world for Most Average, scoring -3,194 on the Average Standarized Normality Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 23 hours ago

  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nogoodnamesleftistan, coalition governments are essential to passing new laws.
  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nogoodnamesleftistan, Nogoodnamesleftistan City spends billions upgrading public transport.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Nogoodnamesleftistan, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists.
  • 6 days ago: Nogoodnamesleftistan was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Left-wing Utopia".
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Nogoodnamesleftistan, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Nogoodnamesleftistan, students in Nogoodnamesleftistan's schools rarely attend their classes.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Nogoodnamesleftistan, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Nogoodnamesleftistan's radio stations.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Nogoodnamesleftistan, all citizens must pass a 'multicultural sensitivity test' to be deemed fit for society.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Nogoodnamesleftistan, surveillance cameras are banned.
  • 8 days ago: Nogoodnamesleftistan relocated from Deritan Meillur to The Featured Region Followers.

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