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The Oppressed Tourists of Nogoodnamesleftistan

“Take nothing but head shots, leave nothing but bodies”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: The Featured Region Followers

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The Oppressed Tourists of Nogoodnamesleftistan is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls. The compassionate, intelligent population of 13.465 billion Nogoodnamesleftistanians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Education, although Social Equality and the Environment are on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "Love and peace!" as a way of life, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, surveillance cameras are banned, and all citizens must pass a 'multicultural sensitivity test' to be deemed fit for society. Crime is totally unknown. Nogoodnamesleftistan's national animal is the Mummified Death Mouse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Bottle Cap.

Nogoodnamesleftistan is ranked 1st in The Featured Region Followers and 36th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring 355 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

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