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The Oppressed Tourists of Nogoodnamesleftistan

“Take nothing but head shots, leave nothing but bodies”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: The Featured Region Followers

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The Oppressed Tourists of Nogoodnamesleftistan is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls. The compassionate, intelligent population of 13.707 billion Nogoodnamesleftistanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Education, although Social Equality and the Environment are secondary priorities. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Almost half of the child population live rough on the streets, a vast monorail network carries people all over the country, extreme political groups are outlawed, and refugees from other nations are flocking to Nogoodnamesleftistan's border. Crime is totally unknown. Nogoodnamesleftistan's national animal is the Mummified Death Mouse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Bottle Cap.

Nogoodnamesleftistan is ranked 2nd in The Featured Region Followers and 1,162nd in the world for Safest, scoring 1,090.2 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 16 hours ago

  • 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nogoodnamesleftistan, refugees from other nations are flocking to Nogoodnamesleftistan's border.
  • 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nogoodnamesleftistan, extreme political groups are outlawed.
  • 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nogoodnamesleftistan, a vast monorail network carries people all over the country.
  • 15 hours ago: Nogoodnamesleftistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest (last census: Top 1%).
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Nogoodnamesleftistan, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Nogoodnamesleftistan, teachers are routinely tested to keep their jobs.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Nogoodnamesleftistan, abortions are routinely performed in Nogoodnamesleftistan's hospitals.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Nogoodnamesleftistan, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Nogoodnamesleftistan, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Nogoodnamesleftistan, the government is frequently held to ransom by the increasing demands of bloodthirsty pirates.

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