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The Oppressed Tourists of Nogoodnamesleftistan

“Take nothing but head shots, leave nothing but bodies”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: The Featured Region Followers

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The Oppressed Tourists of Nogoodnamesleftistan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its hatred of cheese. The compassionate, intelligent population of 14.348 billion Nogoodnamesleftistanians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Education, although Social Equality and the Environment are on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, religious figures have been banned from public holidays to make them more multicultural, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, and the mob and the police have recently had numerous clashes in the back alleys of Nogoodnamesleftistan's cities due to the government's steadfast anti-casino stance. Crime is totally unknown. Nogoodnamesleftistan's national animal is the Mummified Death Mouse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Bottle Cap.

Nogoodnamesleftistan is ranked 7th in The Featured Region Followers and 119,874th in the world for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -23 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 20 hours ago

  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nogoodnamesleftistan, the mob and the police have recently had numerous clashes in the back alleys of Nogoodnamesleftistan's cities due to the government's steadfast anti-casino stance.
  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nogoodnamesleftistan, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game.
  • 10 days ago: Nogoodnamesleftistan fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Godforsaken.
  • 12 days ago: Nogoodnamesleftistan fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Public Sector.
  • 13 days ago: Nogoodnamesleftistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Safest (last census: Top 5%).
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Nogoodnamesleftistan, religious figures have been banned from public holidays to make them more multicultural.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Nogoodnamesleftistan, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills.
  • 17 days ago: Nogoodnamesleftistan fell out of the regional Top 10% for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • 19 days ago: Following new legislation in Nogoodnamesleftistan, third party candidates are now gaining some representation in Parliament.
  • 19 days ago: Following new legislation in Nogoodnamesleftistan, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees.

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