Least Corrupt Governments: 48th Most Compassionate Citizens: 95th Most Pacifist: 96th
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The Oppressed Tourists of Nogoodnamesleftistan is a gargantuan, genial nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.045 billion Nogoodnamesleftistanians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nogoodnamesleftistan City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but sluggish Nogoodnamesleftistanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,324 trillion Bottle Caps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 73,414 Bottle Caps, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Large areas of Nogoodnamesleftistan are not accessible by the public, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees, children fear compulsory visits to their spiritual advisors more than the dentist, and school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment. Crime is totally unknown. Nogoodnamesleftistan's national animal is the Mummified Death Mouse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nogoodnamesleftistan is ranked 22,753rd in the world and 3rd in The Featured Region Followers for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 3,127.12 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Least Corrupt Governments: 48thMost Compassionate Citizens: 95thMost Pacifist: 96thNicest Citizens: 145thMost Rebellious Youth: 170thSmartest Citizens: 176thLongest Average Lifespans: 185thMost Beautiful Environments: 191stMost Cultured: 209thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 210thSafest: 221stHighest Average Tax Rates: 250thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 328thHealthiest Citizens: 354thLargest Governments: 399thMost Cheerful Citizens: 991stBest Weather: 1,182ndMost Secular: 1,329thMost Inclusive: 1,495thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2,189thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,039thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,342ndLargest Welfare Programs: 3,493rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,213thLargest Populations: 4,284thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,606thMost Influential: 6,772ndHighest Economic Output: 7,489thTop
Most Income Equality: 14,744thHighest Drug Use: 15,090th

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