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The Oppressed Tourists of Nogoodnamesleftistan

“Take nothing but head shots, leave nothing but bodies”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Excessive

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: The Featured Region Followers

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The Oppressed Tourists of Nogoodnamesleftistan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, intelligent population of 13.676 billion Nogoodnamesleftistanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Education, although Social Equality and the Environment are on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, abortions are routinely performed in Nogoodnamesleftistan's hospitals, teachers are routinely tested to keep their jobs, and almost half of the child population live rough on the streets. Crime is totally unknown. Nogoodnamesleftistan's national animal is the Mummified Death Mouse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Bottle Cap.

Nogoodnamesleftistan is ranked 12th in The Featured Region Followers and 111,198th in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with -107 Whatever.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 8 days ago

  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Nogoodnamesleftistan, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Nogoodnamesleftistan, teachers are routinely tested to keep their jobs.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Nogoodnamesleftistan, abortions are routinely performed in Nogoodnamesleftistan's hospitals.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Nogoodnamesleftistan, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Nogoodnamesleftistan, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Nogoodnamesleftistan, the government is frequently held to ransom by the increasing demands of bloodthirsty pirates.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Nogoodnamesleftistan, manufacturers are sued for almost anything not covered in their catalogue-sized manuals.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Nogoodnamesleftistan, workers have seized control of the economy.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Nogoodnamesleftistan, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Nogoodnamesleftistan, the lowest age at which one can marry has been recently lowered to 12.

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