Least Corrupt Governments: 51st Most Pacifist: 93rd Most Compassionate Citizens: 99th
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Take nothing but head shots, leave nothing but bodies
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Civil Rights
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The Oppressed Tourists of Nogoodnamesleftistan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its national health service, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.367 billion Nogoodnamesleftistanians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nogoodnamesleftistan City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but sluggish Nogoodnamesleftistanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,291 trillion Bottle Caps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 70,332 Bottle Caps, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rare art has become a significant factor in negotiating all foreign trade agreements, poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines, and popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs. Crime is totally unknown. Nogoodnamesleftistan's national animal is the Mummified Death Mouse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nogoodnamesleftistan is ranked 194,916th in the world and 9th in The Featured Region Followers for Fattest Citizens, with 1 Obesity Rate.

Least Corrupt Governments: 51stMost Pacifist: 93rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 99thNicest Citizens: 144thMost Rebellious Youth: 172ndSmartest Citizens: 179thLongest Average Lifespans: 199thMost Beautiful Environments: 201stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 217thSafest: 229thMost Cultured: 231stHighest Average Tax Rates: 270thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 347thHealthiest Citizens: 361stLargest Governments: 421stMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,017thBest Weather: 1,196thMost Secular: 1,633rdMost Inclusive: 1,652ndTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2,219thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,334thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,873rdMost Advanced Public Education: 3,986thLargest Populations: 4,234thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,669thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,049thMost Influential: 6,563rdHighest Economic Output: 7,901stTop
Most Income Equality: 18,782ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,816th

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