The Oppressed Tourists of
Left-wing Utopia
Take nothing but head shots, leave nothing but bodies
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Excessive

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The Oppressed Tourists of Nogoodnamesleftistan is a gargantuan, genial nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.788 billion Nogoodnamesleftistanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Environment. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Nogoodnamesleftistanian economy, worth 219 trillion Bottle Caps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 14,833 Bottle Caps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are raised bilingual from an early age, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, the arms industry has been shut down in a surge of pacifism, and surveillance cameras are banned. Crime is totally unknown. Nogoodnamesleftistan's national animal is the Mummified Death Mouse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nogoodnamesleftistan is ranked 7th in The Featured Region Followers and 121,107th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -289 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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