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The Oppressed Tourists of Nogoodnamesleftistan

“Take nothing but head shots, leave nothing but bodies”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: The Featured Region Followers

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The Oppressed Tourists of Nogoodnamesleftistan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, intelligent population of 14.211 billion Nogoodnamesleftistanians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Education, although Social Equality and the Environment are secondary priorities. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, and the upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned. Crime is totally unknown. Nogoodnamesleftistan's national animal is the Mummified Death Mouse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Bottle Cap.

Nogoodnamesleftistan is ranked 3rd in The Featured Region Followers and 18,383rd in the world for Highest Police Ratios, scoring 76 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 19 hours ago

  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nogoodnamesleftistan, the upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned.
  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nogoodnamesleftistan, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nogoodnamesleftistan, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field.
  • 3 days 15 hours ago: Nogoodnamesleftistan fell out of the regional Top 10% for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Nogoodnamesleftistan, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Nogoodnamesleftistan, prices for nearly everything reach all time highs as business subsidies are discontinued.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Nogoodnamesleftistan, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys.
  • 5 days ago: Nogoodnamesleftistan fell out of the regional Top 10% for Nicest Citizens.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Nogoodnamesleftistan, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • 6 days ago: Nogoodnamesleftistan relocated from Nasicournia to The Featured Region Followers.

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