The Oppressed Tourists of
Left-wing Utopia
Take nothing but head shots, leave nothing but bodies
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The Oppressed Tourists of Nogoodnamesleftistan is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, keen interest in outer space, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.968 billion Nogoodnamesleftistanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Environment. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Nogoodnamesleftistanian economy, worth 222 trillion Bottle Caps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 14,880 Bottle Caps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm, government officials are held to the highest standard of morality, the government is giving peace a chance, and students athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Mummified Death Mouseball fields. Crime is totally unknown. Nogoodnamesleftistan's national animal is the Mummified Death Mouse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nogoodnamesleftistan is ranked 8th in The Featured Region Followers and 142,865th in the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with -41.039 Net Tourists per hour.

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