The Oppressed Tourists of
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Take nothing but head shots, leave nothing but bodies
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The Oppressed Tourists of Nogoodnamesleftistan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.427 billion Nogoodnamesleftistanians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nogoodnamesleftistan City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Nogoodnamesleftistanian economy, worth 244 trillion Bottle Caps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 14,886 Bottle Caps, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nogoodnamesleftistan's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, sleazy politicans exploit the Parliamentary Code of Conduct to purge their rivals, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, and companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave. Crime is totally unknown. Nogoodnamesleftistan's national animal is the Mummified Death Mouse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nogoodnamesleftistan is ranked 10th in The Featured Region Followers and 143,334th in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates, scoring -1,321 on the Workforce Participation Versus Theoretical Maximum Metric.

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