Least Corrupt Governments: 51st Most Pacifist: 81st Most Compassionate Citizens: 86th
The Oppressed Tourists of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Take nothing but head shots, leave nothing but bodies
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Vice-Delegate
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Struggling
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Oppressed Tourists of Nogoodnamesleftistan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its lack of airports, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.346 billion Nogoodnamesleftistanians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nogoodnamesleftistan City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but stagnant Nogoodnamesleftistanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,099 trillion Bottle Caps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 63,375 Bottle Caps, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cremation is compulsory for the deceased, the nation is known as the cheapskates of The Featured Region Followers, only fully-fledged members of MENSA are allowed to vote, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime is totally unknown. Nogoodnamesleftistan's national animal is the Mummified Death Mouse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nogoodnamesleftistan is ranked 191,831st in the world and 8th in The Featured Region Followers for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 0.41 Missed References Per Hour.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 51stMost Pacifist: 81stMost Compassionate Citizens: 86thNicest Citizens: 131stLongest Average Lifespans: 151stSmartest Citizens: 158thMost Rebellious Youth: 161stMost Beautiful Environments: 170thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 182ndMost Cultured: 193rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 222ndSafest: 226thHealthiest Citizens: 309thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 316thLargest Governments: 342ndMost Secular: 504thMost Inclusive: 725thMost Cheerful Citizens: 908thBest Weather: 998thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2,060thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,350thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,128thLargest Populations: 4,364thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,788thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,016thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,354thMost Influential: 6,423rdHighest Economic Output: 8,755thTop
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Nudest: 13,939thMost Income Equality: 15,568thHighest Drug Use: 17,576th

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Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nogoodnamesleftistan, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly.
  • : Following new legislation in Nogoodnamesleftistan, only fully-fledged members of MENSA are allowed to vote.
  • : Following new legislation in Nogoodnamesleftistan, the nation is known as the cheapskates of The Featured Region Followers.
  • : Nogoodnamesleftistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Following new legislation in Nogoodnamesleftistan, cremation is compulsory for the deceased.
  • : Following new legislation in Nogoodnamesleftistan, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • : Following new legislation in Nogoodnamesleftistan, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons.
  • : Nogoodnamesleftistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments, Most Inclusive, Longest Average Lifespans, Most Cultured, and Largest Governments.
  • : Nogoodnamesleftistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Pacifist.
  • : Following new legislation in Nogoodnamesleftistan, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms.

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