Least Corrupt Governments: 44th Most Pacifist: 82nd Most Compassionate Citizens: 89th
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Take nothing but head shots, leave nothing but bodies
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Eminence Grise
Vice-Delegate
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Struggling
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The Oppressed Tourists of Nogoodnamesleftistan is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.523 billion Nogoodnamesleftistanians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nogoodnamesleftistan City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but stagnant Nogoodnamesleftistanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,113 trillion Bottle Caps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 63,570 Bottle Caps, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, the new Mummified Death Mouse Supremacy Party is faring well in the polls, and conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings. Crime is totally unknown. Nogoodnamesleftistan's national animal is the Mummified Death Mouse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nogoodnamesleftistan is ranked 44th in the world and 1st in The Featured Region Followers for Least Corrupt Governments, with 98.92 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 44thMost Pacifist: 82ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 89thNicest Citizens: 132ndSmartest Citizens: 161stLongest Average Lifespans: 162ndMost Rebellious Youth: 165thMost Beautiful Environments: 175thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 191stMost Cultured: 194thHighest Average Tax Rates: 220thSafest: 224thHealthiest Citizens: 318thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 318thLargest Governments: 357thMost Secular: 587thMost Inclusive: 894thMost Cheerful Citizens: 960thBest Weather: 1,065thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2,054thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,542ndLargest Populations: 4,360thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,534thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,114thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,427thMost Influential: 6,587thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,623rdHighest Economic Output: 8,788thTop
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Most Politically Free: 11,040thNudest: 12,541stMost Income Equality: 14,715thHighest Drug Use: 17,686th

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Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Nogoodnamesleftistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free.
  • : Following new legislation in Nogoodnamesleftistan, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
  • : Following new legislation in Nogoodnamesleftistan, the new Mummified Death Mouse Supremacy Party is faring well in the polls.
  • : Following new legislation in Nogoodnamesleftistan, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
  • : Following new legislation in Nogoodnamesleftistan, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly.
  • : Following new legislation in Nogoodnamesleftistan, only fully-fledged members of MENSA are allowed to vote.
  • : Following new legislation in Nogoodnamesleftistan, the nation is known as the cheapskates of The Featured Region Followers.
  • : Nogoodnamesleftistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Following new legislation in Nogoodnamesleftistan, cremation is compulsory for the deceased.
  • : Following new legislation in Nogoodnamesleftistan, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.

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