Least Corrupt Governments: 48th Most Pacifist: 87th Most Compassionate Citizens: 89th
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Take nothing but head shots, leave nothing but bodies
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Vice-Delegate
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Struggling
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Oppressed Tourists of Nogoodnamesleftistan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, lack of airports, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.719 billion Nogoodnamesleftistanians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nogoodnamesleftistan City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but stagnant Nogoodnamesleftistanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,126 trillion Bottle Caps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 63,570 Bottle Caps, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, the new Mummified Death Mouse Supremacy Party is faring well in the polls, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, and political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations. Crime is totally unknown. Nogoodnamesleftistan's national animal is the Mummified Death Mouse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nogoodnamesleftistan is ranked 149,038th in the world and 9th in The Featured Region Followers for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -38.94 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 48thMost Pacifist: 87thMost Compassionate Citizens: 89thNicest Citizens: 134thMost Rebellious Youth: 166thSmartest Citizens: 168thLongest Average Lifespans: 170thMost Beautiful Environments: 183rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 202ndMost Cultured: 206thSafest: 226thHighest Average Tax Rates: 235thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 320thHealthiest Citizens: 337thLargest Governments: 376thMost Secular: 696thMost Cheerful Citizens: 970thMost Inclusive: 1,126thBest Weather: 1,131stTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2,071stMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,716thLargest Populations: 4,331stMost Advanced Public Education: 4,772ndLargest Welfare Programs: 5,313thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,693rdMost Influential: 6,613thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,927thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 8,901stMost Income Equality: 12,650thNudest: 13,015th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nogoodnamesleftistan, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations.
  • : Nogoodnamesleftistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free.
  • : Following new legislation in Nogoodnamesleftistan, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
  • : Following new legislation in Nogoodnamesleftistan, the new Mummified Death Mouse Supremacy Party is faring well in the polls.
  • : Following new legislation in Nogoodnamesleftistan, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
  • : Following new legislation in Nogoodnamesleftistan, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly.
  • : Following new legislation in Nogoodnamesleftistan, only fully-fledged members of MENSA are allowed to vote.
  • : Following new legislation in Nogoodnamesleftistan, the nation is known as the cheapskates of The Featured Region Followers.
  • : Nogoodnamesleftistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Following new legislation in Nogoodnamesleftistan, cremation is compulsory for the deceased.

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