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The Oppressed Tourists of Nogoodnamesleftistan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its smutty television, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.863 billion Nogoodnamesleftistanians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nogoodnamesleftistan City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but stagnant Nogoodnamesleftistanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,135 trillion Bottle Caps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 63,540 Bottle Caps, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new Mummified Death Mouse Supremacy Party is faring well in the polls, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, and the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes. Crime is totally unknown. Nogoodnamesleftistan's national animal is the Mummified Death Mouse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nogoodnamesleftistan is ranked 26,772nd in the world and 4th in The Featured Region Followers for Most Developed, scoring 66.8 on the Human Development Index.

Least Corrupt Governments: 45thMost Compassionate Citizens: 90thMost Pacifist: 90thNicest Citizens: 139thMost Rebellious Youth: 168thLongest Average Lifespans: 172ndSmartest Citizens: 172ndMost Beautiful Environments: 181stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 203rdMost Cultured: 207thSafest: 213thHighest Average Tax Rates: 234thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 326thHealthiest Citizens: 346thLargest Governments: 377thMost Secular: 830thMost Cheerful Citizens: 969thBest Weather: 1,169thMost Inclusive: 1,309thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2,108thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,797thLargest Populations: 4,269thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,862ndLargest Welfare Programs: 5,152ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,731stMost Influential: 6,633rdLargest Publishing Industry: 7,090thTop
Highest Economic Output: 8,871stNudest: 14,143rdMost Income Equality: 14,845thHighest Drug Use: 15,381st

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