Least Corrupt Governments: 51st Most Pacifist: 93rd Most Compassionate Citizens: 98th
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Liberal Democratic Socialists
Take nothing but head shots, leave nothing but bodies
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Vice-Delegate
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Struggling
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Oppressed Tourists of Nogoodnamesleftistan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its lack of airports, anti-smoking policies, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.213 billion Nogoodnamesleftistanians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nogoodnamesleftistan City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but sluggish Nogoodnamesleftistanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,280 trillion Bottle Caps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 70,332 Bottle Caps, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rare art has become a significant factor in negotiating all foreign trade agreements, poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines, and popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs. Crime is totally unknown. Nogoodnamesleftistan's national animal is the Mummified Death Mouse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nogoodnamesleftistan is ranked 155,002nd in the world and 9th in The Featured Region Followers for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 17 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 51stMost Pacifist: 93rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 98thNicest Citizens: 144thMost Rebellious Youth: 173rdSmartest Citizens: 180thLongest Average Lifespans: 193rdMost Beautiful Environments: 196thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 210thSafest: 222ndMost Cultured: 224thHighest Average Tax Rates: 266thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 338thHealthiest Citizens: 351stLargest Governments: 407thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,021stBest Weather: 1,182ndMost Secular: 1,489thMost Inclusive: 1,539thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2,167thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,183rdMost Advanced Public Education: 3,883rdLargest Welfare Programs: 3,885thLargest Populations: 4,220thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,676thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,130thMost Influential: 6,845thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 7,901stMost Income Equality: 14,523rd

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  • : Nogoodnamesleftistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Nogoodnamesleftistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Following new legislation in Nogoodnamesleftistan, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs.
  • : Following new legislation in Nogoodnamesleftistan, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines.
  • : Following new legislation in Nogoodnamesleftistan, poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild.
  • : Following new legislation in Nogoodnamesleftistan, rare art has become a significant factor in negotiating all foreign trade agreements.
  • : Nogoodnamesleftistan's influence in The Featured Region Followers fell from "Power" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : Following new legislation in Nogoodnamesleftistan, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment.
  • : Following new legislation in Nogoodnamesleftistan, children fear compulsory visits to their spiritual advisors more than the dentist.
  • : Following new legislation in Nogoodnamesleftistan, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees.

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