Least Corrupt Governments: 48th Most Pacifist: 92nd Most Compassionate Citizens: 103rd
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The Oppressed Tourists of Nogoodnamesleftistan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.607 billion Nogoodnamesleftistanians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nogoodnamesleftistan City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but sluggish Nogoodnamesleftistanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,309 trillion Bottle Caps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 70,379 Bottle Caps, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, and rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes. Crime is totally unknown. Nogoodnamesleftistan's national animal is the Mummified Death Mouse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nogoodnamesleftistan is ranked 103rd in the world and 1st in The Featured Region Followers for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 165.2 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

Least Corrupt Governments: 48thMost Pacifist: 92ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 103rdNicest Citizens: 155thMost Rebellious Youth: 167thSmartest Citizens: 177thMost Beautiful Environments: 205thLongest Average Lifespans: 211thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 229thSafest: 233rdMost Cultured: 239thHighest Average Tax Rates: 282ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 356thHealthiest Citizens: 369thLargest Governments: 431stMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,027thBest Weather: 1,226thTop
Most Inclusive: 1,858thMost Secular: 2,006thLowest Crime Rates: 2,218thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,570thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,930thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,168thLargest Populations: 4,184thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,762ndLargest Publishing Industry: 6,018thMost Influential: 6,613thHighest Economic Output: 7,953rdTop
Most Income Equality: 15,753rd
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the region

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