The Fiefdom of NinlendoNinlendo is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Shigeru Miyamoto with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, prohibition of alcohol, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 16.657 billion Ninlendonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ninlendia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 81.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Ninlendonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,419 trillion Hints a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Woodchip Exports, Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 145,276 Hints, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

Ladies are meant to gush with enthusiasm if they get a new vacuum cleaner for their birthday, hunters often become the hunted, pitchforks and torches are coming back into fashion, and baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NinlendoNinlendo's national animal is the Churuya, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

NinlendoNinlendo is ranked 95,124^th in the world and 7^th in TwitchPlaysPokemon for Lowest Crime Rates, with 66.48 law-abiding acts per hour.