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The Oudste Stad van Nederland of Nimega

“Al meer dan 2000 jaar vooruitstrevend”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Contender

Location: Nederland

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The Oudste Stad van Nederland of Nimega is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Hubert Bruls with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, intelligent population of 16.628 billion Nijmegenaren hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Social Welfare, Education, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gemeentehuis. The average income tax rate is 96%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

All guns must be registered, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field, government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries, and fur coats have become the latest fashion trend. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Nimega's national animal is the Kraker, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the silver coin.

Nimega is ranked 2nd in Nederland and 510th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring 124 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 days ago

  • 7 days ago: Nimega was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Nimega, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Nimega, government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Nimega, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Nimega, all guns must be registered.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Nimega, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Nimega, local executives are seen on the corner with cardboard signs reading "will oppress the masses for food".
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Nimega, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Nimega, students cut up leftover silver coins during Arts and Crafts.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Nimega, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate.

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