The Oudste Stad van Nederland of
Left-wing Utopia
Al meer dan 2000 jaar vooruitstrevend
Regional Influence
Contender
Region
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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The Oudste Stad van Nederland of Nimega is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Hubert Bruls with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 17.198 billion Nijmegenaren are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gemeentehuis. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Nijmegenaar economy, worth a remarkable 3,559 trillion silver coins a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Book Publishing, Tourism, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 206,995 silver coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians have to be granted day-release from prison to speak on bills, cars are banned from built-up areas, all tariffs have been abolished, and record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Nimega's national animal is the Kraker, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Nimega is ranked 5th in Nederland and 1,819th in the world for Nicest Citizens, with 114 Smiles Per Hour (net).

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 12 hours ago

  • 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nimega, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
  • 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nimega, all tariffs have been abolished.
  • 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nimega, cars are banned from built-up areas.
  • 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nimega, politicians have to be granted day-release from prison to speak on bills.
  • 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nimega, island residents must resort to canoes and sailboats to get to work.
  • 12 hours ago: Nimega voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Imperium of the Wolf".
  • 12 hours ago: Nimega voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "International Expositions Act"".
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Nimega, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Nimega's radio stations.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Nimega, burglary is widely regarded as the national sport.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Nimega, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect.

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