The Oudste Stad van Nederland of
Left-wing Utopia
Al meer dan 2000 jaar vooruitstrevend
Regional Influence
Contender
Region
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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The Oudste Stad van Nederland of Nimega is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Hubert Bruls with a fair hand, and notable for its public floggings, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 17.348 billion Nijmegenaren are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gemeentehuis. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Nijmegenaar economy, worth a remarkable 3,557 trillion silver coins a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Book Publishing, Tourism, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 205,073 silver coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "Love and peace!" as a way of life, businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, and the only places to see Krakers now are at local zoos. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Nimega's national animal is the Kraker, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Nimega is ranked 6th in Nederland and 1,460th in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with 19 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days ago

  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nimega, the only places to see Krakers now are at local zoos.
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nimega, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes.
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nimega, businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up.
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nimega, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "Love and peace!" as a way of life.
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nimega, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy.
  • 2 days ago: Nimega voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Krulltopia"".
  • 2 days ago: Nimega endorsed The Holy Empire of Zuid-Limburgia.
  • 3 days 13 hours ago: Nimega was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Zuid-Limburgia.
  • 8 days ago: Nimega fell out of the world Top 5% for Highest Drug Use.
  • 8 days ago: Nimega fell out of the regional Top 5% for Highest Drug Use.

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Endorsements Received: 5 » Lektropia, Leepaidamba, Archoz, The Monogamously Siaxiscosile Islands, and Zuid-Limburgia.

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