Largest Welfare Programs: 13th Most Rebellious Youth: 155th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 210th
The Oudste Stad van Nederland of
Left-wing Utopia
Al meer dan 2000 jaar vooruitstrevend
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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The Oudste Stad van Nederland of Nimega is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Hubert Bruls with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 19.175 billion Nijmegenaren are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gemeentehuis. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Nijmegenaar economy, worth a remarkable 4,057 trillion silver coins a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Book Publishing, Tourism, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 211,623 silver coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed, civil servants spend most their time carrying out risk assessments for paper cuts, the universal wage level is set by dividing GDP by the number of citizens, and corporations are forbidden from employing outside the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Nimega's national animal is the Kraker, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Nimega is ranked 167,288th in the world and 111th in Nederland for Lowest Crime Rates, with 2.47 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 13thMost Rebellious Youth: 155thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 210thHighest Crime Rates: 219thLargest Black Market: 223rdMost Developed: 290thMost Advanced Public Education: 358thMost Cultured: 428thLargest Publishing Industry: 453rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 508thLeast Corrupt Governments: 522ndMost Beautiful Environments: 569thHighest Poor Incomes: 592ndLongest Average Lifespans: 655thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 711thMost Armed: 860thSmartest Citizens: 1,052ndHighest Economic Output: 1,275thNicest Citizens: 1,338thBest Weather: 1,665thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,794thHealthiest Citizens: 1,940thMost Politically Free: 2,090thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2,993rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,998thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,038thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,157thLargest Populations: 3,463rdLargest Governments: 3,716thHighest Average Incomes: 3,722ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,331stMost Extreme: 5,049thMost Devout: 5,411thMost Pacifist: 5,422ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,553rdNudest: 6,219thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 9,805thMost Efficient Economies: 9,969thMost Income Equality: 10,314thMost Inclusive: 12,034thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,105th
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Largest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionMost Pacifist: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8th in the regionMost Extreme: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Nimega was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extreme and the Top 10% for Most Income Equality.
  • : Following new legislation in Nimega, corporations are forbidden from employing outside the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Nimega, the universal wage level is set by dividing GDP by the number of citizens.
  • : Nimega was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Left-wing Utopia".
  • : Following new legislation in Nimega, civil servants spend most their time carrying out risk assessments for paper cuts.
  • : Following new legislation in Nimega, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed.
  • : Following new legislation in Nimega, schools offer a range of lessons in subjects as diverse as The Economics of Bullying for Lunch Money.
  • : Nimega was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Nimega was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Nimega was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.

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