Largest Welfare Programs: 14th Most Rebellious Youth: 160th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 215th
The Oudste Stad van Nederland of
Left-wing Utopia
Al meer dan 2000 jaar vooruitstrevend
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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The Oudste Stad van Nederland of Nimega is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Hubert Bruls with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 19.354 billion Nijmegenaren are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gemeentehuis. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Nijmegenaar economy, worth a remarkable 4,095 trillion silver coins a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Book Publishing, Tourism, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 211,623 silver coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed, civil servants spend most their time carrying out risk assessments for paper cuts, the universal wage level is set by dividing GDP by the number of citizens, and corporations are forbidden from employing outside the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Nimega's national animal is the Kraker, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Nimega is ranked 624th in the world and 5th in Nederland for Highest Poor Incomes, with 190,683.12 Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 14thMost Rebellious Youth: 160thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 215thHighest Crime Rates: 226thLargest Black Market: 233rdMost Developed: 323rdMost Advanced Public Education: 374thMost Cultured: 444thLargest Publishing Industry: 453rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 510thLeast Corrupt Governments: 542ndMost Beautiful Environments: 596thHighest Poor Incomes: 624thLongest Average Lifespans: 695thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 744thMost Armed: 887thSmartest Citizens: 1,079thHighest Economic Output: 1,295thNicest Citizens: 1,374thTop
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Best Weather: 1,735thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,870thHealthiest Citizens: 1,993rdMost Politically Free: 2,472ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,104thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,190thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,261stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3,321stLargest Populations: 3,468thHighest Average Incomes: 3,799thLargest Governments: 3,841stHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,403rdMost Extreme: 5,025thMost Devout: 5,410thMost Pacifist: 5,508thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,638thNudest: 6,710thTop
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Most Income Equality: 9,415thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,787thMost Efficient Economies: 10,189thMost Inclusive: 12,187th
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Largest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionMost Pacifist: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10th in the regionMost Extreme: 10th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 11th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Nimega was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extreme and the Top 10% for Most Income Equality.
  • : Following new legislation in Nimega, corporations are forbidden from employing outside the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Nimega, the universal wage level is set by dividing GDP by the number of citizens.
  • : Nimega was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Left-wing Utopia".
  • : Following new legislation in Nimega, civil servants spend most their time carrying out risk assessments for paper cuts.
  • : Following new legislation in Nimega, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed.
  • : Following new legislation in Nimega, schools offer a range of lessons in subjects as diverse as The Economics of Bullying for Lunch Money.
  • : Nimega was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Nimega was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Nimega was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.

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