Largest Welfare Programs: 17th Most Rebellious Youth: 156th Highest Crime Rates: 193rd
The Oudste Stad van Nederland of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Al meer dan 2000 jaar vooruitstrevend
Regional Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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The Oudste Stad van Nederland of Nimega is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Hubert Bruls with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 18.674 billion Nijmegenaren hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gemeentehuis. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Nijmegenaar economy, worth a remarkable 3,925 trillion silver coins a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Book Publishing, Tourism, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 210,207 silver coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and companies flee the nation rather than pay their fair share of taxes. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Nimega's national animal is the Kraker, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Nimega is ranked 188,696th in the world and 101st in Nederland for Most Primitive, scoring -322.49 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 17thMost Rebellious Youth: 156thHighest Crime Rates: 193rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 206thMost Developed: 223rdLargest Black Market: 223rdMost Advanced Public Education: 338thMost Cultured: 407thLargest Publishing Industry: 416thMost Cheerful Citizens: 497thLeast Corrupt Governments: 526thMost Beautiful Environments: 537thLongest Average Lifespans: 572ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 721stMost Armed: 775thHighest Poor Incomes: 813thSmartest Citizens: 958thNicest Citizens: 1,223rdHighest Economic Output: 1,279thBest Weather: 1,437thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,626thHealthiest Citizens: 1,655thTop
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Most Politically Free: 2,202ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,571stMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,773rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,033rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3,177thLargest Populations: 3,509thHighest Average Incomes: 3,556thLargest Governments: 3,604thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,540thMost Pacifist: 5,231stMost Devout: 5,391stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,892ndNudest: 6,988thMost Efficient Economies: 9,077thTop
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Most Inclusive: 10,810thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,355thMost Extreme: 13,267thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,426th
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Largest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionNicest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionMost Pacifist: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 11th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Nimega was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in Nimega, companies flee the nation rather than pay their fair share of taxes.
  • : Following new legislation in Nimega, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • : Following new legislation in Nimega, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation.
  • : Following new legislation in Nimega, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants.
  • : Following new legislation in Nimega, tourist operators promise visitors tours of live burning shipwrecks and plane crash sites.
  • : Following new legislation in Nimega, astronomers are flocking to Nimega to take advantage of its clear night skies.
  • : Following new legislation in Nimega, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".
  • : Following new legislation in Nimega, Maxtopian Grass flags adorn every college dorm room.
  • : Following new legislation in Nimega, the government pours millions of silver coins into rehabilitation programs annually.

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