Largest Welfare Programs: 17th Most Rebellious Youth: 155th Highest Crime Rates: 205th
The Oudste Stad van Nederland of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Al meer dan 2000 jaar vooruitstrevend
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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The Oudste Stad van Nederland of Nimega is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Hubert Bruls with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, complete lack of prisons, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 18.85 billion Nijmegenaren hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gemeentehuis. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Nijmegenaar economy, worth a remarkable 3,981 trillion silver coins a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Book Publishing, Tourism, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 211,199 silver coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects, and groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Nimega's national animal is the Kraker, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Nimega is ranked 177,819th in the world and 114th in Nederland for Lowest Crime Rates, with 2.47 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 17thMost Rebellious Youth: 155thHighest Crime Rates: 205thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 205thLargest Black Market: 225thMost Developed: 251stMost Advanced Public Education: 388thMost Cultured: 399thLargest Publishing Industry: 431stMost Cheerful Citizens: 494thLeast Corrupt Governments: 536thMost Beautiful Environments: 559thLongest Average Lifespans: 609thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 767thMost Armed: 799thHighest Poor Incomes: 852ndSmartest Citizens: 1,005thHighest Economic Output: 1,268thNicest Citizens: 1,271stBest Weather: 1,582ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,720thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 1,859thMost Politically Free: 1,985thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2,730thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,790thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,949thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,215thLargest Populations: 3,503rdHighest Average Incomes: 3,586thLargest Governments: 3,650thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,533rdMost Devout: 5,341stMost Pacifist: 5,439thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,649thNudest: 5,986thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 9,083rdMost Subsidized Industry: 11,019thMost Extreme: 12,037thMost Inclusive: 12,410thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,558th
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Largest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionNicest Citizens: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionMost Inclusive: 8th in the regionMost Pacifist: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 11th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Nimega's influence in Nederland rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Nimega was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in Nimega, groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol.
  • : Following new legislation in Nimega, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects.
  • : Following new legislation in Nimega, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees.
  • : Following new legislation in Nimega, fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism.
  • : Following new legislation in Nimega, notable individuals are granted land and titles.
  • : Following new legislation in Nimega, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Nimega, the nation is known as the cheapskates of Nederland.
  • : Following new legislation in Nimega, the nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks.

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