Largest Welfare Programs: 17th Most Rebellious Youth: 158th Highest Crime Rates: 208th
The Oudste Stad van Nederland of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Al meer dan 2000 jaar vooruitstrevend
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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The Oudste Stad van Nederland of Nimega is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Hubert Bruls with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 19.032 billion Nijmegenaren hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gemeentehuis. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Nijmegenaar economy, worth a remarkable 4,009 trillion silver coins a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Book Publishing, Tourism, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 210,662 silver coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system, Max Barry is this year's Miss Nimega, and almost all of Nimega's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Nimega's national animal is the Kraker, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Nimega is ranked 1,041st in the world and 5th in Nederland for Smartest Citizens, with 170.53 Quips Per Hour.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 17thMost Rebellious Youth: 158thHighest Crime Rates: 208thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 212thLargest Black Market: 229thMost Developed: 271stMost Advanced Public Education: 374thMost Cultured: 413thLargest Publishing Industry: 449thMost Cheerful Citizens: 500thLeast Corrupt Governments: 533rdMost Beautiful Environments: 557thLongest Average Lifespans: 625thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 742ndMost Armed: 831stHighest Poor Incomes: 884thSmartest Citizens: 1,041stHighest Economic Output: 1,276thNicest Citizens: 1,330thTop
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Best Weather: 1,599thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,708thHealthiest Citizens: 1,929thMost Politically Free: 1,991stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2,811thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,951stMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,104thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,358thLargest Populations: 3,493rdLargest Governments: 3,691stHighest Average Incomes: 3,724thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,451stMost Devout: 5,400thNudest: 5,425thMost Pacifist: 5,528thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,895thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 8,831stMost Extreme: 10,204thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,429thMost Inclusive: 12,150th
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Largest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionMost Pacifist: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Nimega was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Nimega, almost all of Nimega's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices.
  • : Following new legislation in Nimega, Max Barry is this year's Miss Nimega.
  • : Following new legislation in Nimega, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system.
  • : Following new legislation in Nimega, flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys.
  • : Following new legislation in Nimega, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program.
  • : Nimega's influence in Nederland rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Nimega was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in Nimega, groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol.
  • : Following new legislation in Nimega, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects.

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