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The Oudste Stad van Nederland of Nimega

“Al meer dan 2000 jaar vooruitstrevend”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Regional Influence: Negotiator

Location: Nederland


The Oudste Stad van Nederland of Nimega is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Hubert Bruls with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, intelligent population of 16.448 billion Nijmegenaren are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Social Welfare, Education, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gemeentehuis. The average income tax rate is 96%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The nation has an international reputation for compassion, all forms of advertising are banned, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, and midnight pizza breaks are common among the work-from-home population. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Nimega's national animal is the Kraker, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the silver coin.

Nimega is ranked 103rd in Nederland and 120,290th in the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -16 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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