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The Oudste Stad van Nederland of Nimega

“Al meer dan 2000 jaar vooruitstrevend”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Widely Abused

Regional Influence: Negotiator

Location: Nederland

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The Oudste Stad van Nederland of Nimega is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Hubert Bruls with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, intelligent population of 16.142 billion Nijmegenaren hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Social Welfare, Education, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gemeentehuis. The average income tax rate is 96%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Coalition governments are essential to passing new laws, major cities are suffering under water rationing, politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing, and the nation has an international reputation for compassion. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Nimega's national animal is the Kraker, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the silver coin.

Nimega is ranked 8th in Nederland and 1,657th in the world for Most Godforsaken, with 194 Dawkins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 9 hours ago

  • 12 days ago: Nimega was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates (last census: Top 5%).
  • 47 days ago: Nimega was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Smartest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • 47 days ago: Nimega voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Coalition Of Freedom".
  • 47 days ago: Nimega voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Leaded Fuel".
  • 52 days ago: Following new legislation in Nimega, the nation has an international reputation for compassion.
  • 52 days ago: Following new legislation in Nimega, politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing.
  • 53 days ago: Following new legislation in Nimega, major cities are suffering under water rationing.
  • 53 days ago: Following new legislation in Nimega, coalition governments are essential to passing new laws.
  • 53 days ago: Following new legislation in Nimega, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked.
  • 54 days ago: Following new legislation in Nimega, religion is strictly forbidden within school grounds.

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