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The Oudste Stad van Nederland of Nimega

“Al meer dan 2000 jaar vooruitstrevend”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excessive

Regional Influence: Contender

Location: Nederland

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The Oudste Stad van Nederland of Nimega is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Hubert Bruls with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 16.868 billion Nijmegenaren hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gemeentehuis. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Nijmegenaar economy, worth a remarkable 3,261 trillion silver coins a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Book Publishing, Tourism, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 193,338 silver coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, tourists outnumber citizens two to one, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets, and a government program is underway to revitalize Nimega's beaches. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Nimega's national animal is the Kraker, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Nimega is ranked 10th in Nederland and 4,423rd in the world for Largest Public Transport Department, scoring 93 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 1 hour ago

  • 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nimega, a government program is underway to revitalize Nimega's beaches.
  • 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nimega, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets.
  • 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nimega, tourists outnumber citizens two to one.
  • 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nimega, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.
  • 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nimega, students abandon classrooms for online education.
  • 3 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nimega, the government pours millions of silver coins into rehabilitation programs annually.
  • 3 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nimega, museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin.
  • 3 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nimega, clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions.
  • 3 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nimega, drunk drivers are sentenced to death.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Nimega, the rich are forced to sell their cars to pay for more police to prevent their cars from being stolen.

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