Largest Welfare Programs: 15th Most Rebellious Youth: 161st Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 215th
The Oudste Stad van Nederland of
Left-wing Utopia
Al meer dan 2000 jaar vooruitstrevend
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Oudste Stad van Nederland of Nimega is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Hubert Bruls with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, rampant corporate plagiarism, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 19.545 billion Nijmegenaren are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gemeentehuis. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Nijmegenaar economy, worth a remarkable 4,136 trillion silver coins a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Book Publishing, Tourism, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 211,623 silver coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed, civil servants spend most their time carrying out risk assessments for paper cuts, the universal wage level is set by dividing GDP by the number of citizens, and corporations are forbidden from employing outside the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Nimega's national animal is the Kraker, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Nimega is ranked 151,815th in the world and 124th in Nederland for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -37.68 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

Largest Welfare Programs: 15thMost Rebellious Youth: 161stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 215thHighest Crime Rates: 225thLargest Black Market: 250thMost Developed: 348thMost Advanced Public Education: 399thMost Cultured: 462ndLargest Publishing Industry: 468thMost Cheerful Citizens: 517thLeast Corrupt Governments: 563rdMost Beautiful Environments: 618thHighest Poor Incomes: 632ndLongest Average Lifespans: 719thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 762ndMost Armed: 884thSmartest Citizens: 1,107thHighest Economic Output: 1,272ndNicest Citizens: 1,417thTop
Best Weather: 1,785thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,926thHealthiest Citizens: 2,020thMost Politically Free: 2,519thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,154thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,333rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3,334thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,393rdLargest Populations: 3,429thHighest Average Incomes: 3,822ndLargest Governments: 3,977thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,486thMost Extreme: 5,234thMost Devout: 5,456thMost Pacifist: 5,516thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,020thNudest: 7,002ndTop
Most Income Equality: 9,200thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,014thMost Efficient Economies: 10,482ndMost Inclusive: 12,505th
Largest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Politically Free: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Pacifist: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionMost Extreme: 10th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 11th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Nimega lodged a message on the Nederland Regional Message Board.
  • : Nimega was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extreme and the Top 10% for Most Income Equality.
  • : Following new legislation in Nimega, corporations are forbidden from employing outside the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Nimega, the universal wage level is set by dividing GDP by the number of citizens.
  • : Nimega was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Left-wing Utopia".
  • : Following new legislation in Nimega, civil servants spend most their time carrying out risk assessments for paper cuts.
  • : Following new legislation in Nimega, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed.
  • : Following new legislation in Nimega, schools offer a range of lessons in subjects as diverse as The Economics of Bullying for Lunch Money.
  • : Nimega was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Nimega was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.


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