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The Empire of Nidarvellir

“Follow Me or Die”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: 10000 Islands

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The Empire of Nidarvellir is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by Odin with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service. The hard-nosed population of 8.018 billion Nidarvellirians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Asgard. The average income tax rate is 77.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nidarvellirian economy, worth 711 trillion Donks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 88,703 Donks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds, third party candidates are now gaining some representation in Parliament, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation, and politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nidarvellir's national animal is the Skoll, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Odinism.

Nidarvellir is ranked 154th in 10000 Islands and 6,429th in the world for Most Beautiful Environments, with 626.7 Pounds of Wildlife less Pounds of Concrete per square mile.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 4 hours ago

  • 51 days ago: Following new legislation in Nidarvellir, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.
  • 51 days ago: Following new legislation in Nidarvellir, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation.
  • 51 days ago: Following new legislation in Nidarvellir, third party candidates are now gaining some representation in Parliament.
  • 52 days ago: Nidarvellir was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • 52 days ago: Following new legislation in Nidarvellir, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds.
  • 52 days ago: Following new legislation in Nidarvellir, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws.
  • 52 days ago: Following new legislation in Nidarvellir, the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced.
  • 52 days ago: Following new legislation in Nidarvellir, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.
  • 55 days ago: Following new legislation in Nidarvellir, every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government.
  • 55 days ago: Following new legislation in Nidarvellir, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.

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