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The Empire of Nidarvellir

“Follow Me or Die”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: 10000 Islands

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The Empire of Nidarvellir is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Odin with an even hand, and renowned for its punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed population of 7.788 billion Nidarvellirians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Law & Order. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Asgard. The average income tax rate is 83%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Tourism industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology.

Oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds, third party candidates are now gaining some representation in Parliament, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation, and politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nidarvellir's national animal is the Skoll, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Odinism, and its currency is the Donk.

Nidarvellir is ranked 849th in 10000 Islands and 110,504th in the world for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -5 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 8 days ago

  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Nidarvellir, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Nidarvellir, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Nidarvellir, third party candidates are now gaining some representation in Parliament.
  • 14 days ago: Nidarvellir was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Nidarvellir, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Nidarvellir, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Nidarvellir, the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Nidarvellir, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Nidarvellir, every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Nidarvellir, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.

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