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“All motto's are wrong.”

The Happy Land of Nichevo is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies. Its compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 12.945 billion are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Religion & Spirituality, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Dark alleys and public toilets are filled with furtive sexual activities among teenagers and unmarried adults, it is firmly believed that cameras steal souls, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people, and students who refuse to pray are expelled from school. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nichevo's national animal is the Evil Overlord Xenu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the polyhedrial.

Nichevo is ranked 5th in the region and 55,001st in the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.