Population | 42.623 billion |
Currency | insensitivity |
Animal | cyndaquil |
The Buddhist BBQ of Ngo Dinh Diem is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 42.623 billion Ngo Dinh Diemians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare receives no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.8%.
The very strong Ngo Dinh Diemian economy, worth a remarkable 2,061 trillion insensitivities a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Average income is 48,372 insensitivities, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 136,546 per year while the poor average 13,717, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.
Military spending recently hit a new high, the government is avowedly atheist, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, and teenagers are sent to jail for being out too late. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Ngo Dinh Diem's national animal is the cyndaquil, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Ngo Dinh Diem is ranked 8,417th in the world and 106th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 2,593.55345818028 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Ngo Dinh Diem was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Rogue Nation of Alliestrum, killing 7 million zombies and restoring to an undecided nation!
- : Ngo Dinh Diem was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors.
- : Ngo Dinh Diem was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead.
- : Ngo Dinh Diem was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The Technocratic Union of Azurius, infecting 370 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
- : Ngo Dinh Diem was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The Technocratic Union of Azurius, infecting 1,023 million survivors.
- : Ngo Dinh Diem was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The Technocratic Union of Azurius, infecting 1,294 million survivors.
- : Ngo Dinh Diem was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The Technocratic Union of Azurius, infecting 1,463 million survivors.
- : Ngo Dinh Diem was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The Technocratic Union of Azurius, infecting 1,052 million survivors.
- : Ngo Dinh Diem was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Ngo Dinh Diem was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.