“The Washington Outsiders”
|Category: Capitalist Paradise|
Regional Influence: Hermit
Location: The United States of Conservadom
The Gingrich of Newtered States is a colossal, devout nation, ruled by Newt Gingrich with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5.301 billion Newtered Statesians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded individuals juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Religion & Spirituality, and Defence. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of GingrichTown. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports industries.
There has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, a large percentage of the poor live from cradle to grave in subterranean wage slavery, Newt Gingrich has just been declared ruler of Newtered States in an international press conference, and Gingrichism has been named as Newtered States's national religion. Crime is pervasive. Newtered States's national animal is the Newt, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Gingrichism, and its currency is the Gingrich.
Most Recent Government Activity: 4 days ago
- 162 days ago: Newtered States was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
- 197 days ago: Newtered States was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
- 233 days ago: Newtered States's influence in The United States of Conservadom rose from "Minnow" to "Hermit".
- 233 days ago: Newtered States proposed constructing embassies between The United States of Conservadom and Conservadom.
- 233 days ago: Newtered States relocated from Conservadom to The United States of Conservadom.
- 233 days ago: Newtered States founded the region The United States of Conservadom.
- 266 days ago: Newtered States's influence in Conservadom fell from "Hermit" to "Superpower".
- 267 days ago: Newtered States's influence in Conservadom rose from "Minnow" to "Hermit".
- 267 days ago: Newtered States relocated from The Royal Alliance to Conservadom.
- 268 days ago: Newtered States was struck by a Cure Missile from The Republic of Magna civilis, curing 1 million infected.