Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,042nd Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,099th Largest Mining Sector: 6,441st
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Hermit
Founder
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Some
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Thriving
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The Gingrich of Newtered States is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Newt Gingrich with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, parental licensing program, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 9.185 billion Newtered Statesians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of GingrichTown. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.0%.

The thriving Newtered Statesian economy, worth 741 trillion Gingriches a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 80,717 Gingriches, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 359,997 per year while the poor average 11,244, a ratio of 32.0 to 1.

There has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, a large percentage of the poor live from cradle to grave in subterranean wage slavery, Newt Gingrich has just been declared ruler of Newtered States in an international press conference, and Gingrichism has been named as Newtered States's national religion. Crime is a problem. Newtered States's national animal is the Newt, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Gingrichism.

Newtered States is ranked 173,412th in the world and 1st in The United States of Conservadom for Longest Average Lifespans, with 46.43 Years.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,042ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,099thLargest Mining Sector: 6,441stFattest Citizens: 7,355thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 8,639thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9,379thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 10,198thMost Stationary: 10,562ndMost Armed: 11,111thMost Ignorant Citizens: 11,266thMost Avoided: 12,038thLargest Populations: 12,789thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,220thHighest Economic Output: 13,843rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14,798thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17,334thHighest Crime Rates: 18,000th

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  • : Newtered States was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry and Greatest Rich-Poor Divides and the Top 10% for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Newtered States was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Newtered States was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, Fattest Citizens, Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, Largest Mining Sector, and Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : Newtered States fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Newtered States was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Newtered States fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Newtered States fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Newtered States fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Devout.
  • : Newtered States was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Newtered States was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.

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