The Gingrich of
Capitalist Paradise
The Washington Outsiders
Regional Influence
Hermit
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Below Average

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Gingrich of Newtered States is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Newt Gingrich with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, enslaved workforce, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 7.329 billion Newtered Statesians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of GingrichTown. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.0%.

The thriving Newtered Statesian economy, worth 577 trillion Gingriches a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 78,814 Gingriches, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 351,510 per year while the poor average 10,979, a ratio of 32.0 to 1.

There has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, a large percentage of the poor live from cradle to grave in subterranean wage slavery, Newt Gingrich has just been declared ruler of Newtered States in an international press conference, and Gingrichism has been named as Newtered States's national religion. Crime is a problem. Newtered States's national animal is the Newt, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Gingrichism.

Newtered States is ranked 1st in The United States of Conservadom and 43,809th in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates, scoring 89 on the Workforce Participation Versus Theoretical Maximum Metric.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 days ago

  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Newtered States fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • 84 days ago: Newtered States was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
  • 136 days ago: Newtered States fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • 151 days ago: Newtered States fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • 152 days ago: Newtered States fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Devout.
  • 155 days ago: Newtered States was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 339 days ago: Newtered States was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • 1 year 137 days ago: Newtered States was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • 1 year 172 days ago: Newtered States was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • 1 year 207 days ago: Newtered States's influence in The United States of Conservadom rose from "Minnow" to "Hermit".

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