“The Washington Outsiders”
|Category: Capitalist Paradise|
Regional Influence: Hermit
Location: The United States of Conservadom
The Gingrich of Newtered States is a massive, devout nation, ruled by Newt Gingrich with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.012 billion, 3.919 billion of whom are zombies, Newtered Statesians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded individuals juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Religion & Spirituality, and Defence. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of GingrichTown. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports industries.
There has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, a large percentage of the poor live from cradle to grave in subterranean wage slavery, Newt Gingrich has just been declared ruler of Newtered States in an international press conference, and Gingrichism has been named as Newtered States's national religion. Crime is pervasive. Newtered States's national animal is the Newt, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Gingrichism, and its currency is the Gingrich.
Newtered States is currently researching a cure.
Survival Rate: 1.58%
Most Recent Government Activity: 7 hours ago
- 97 days ago: Newtered States was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
- 260 days ago: Newtered States was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
- 295 days ago: Newtered States was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
- 330 days ago: Newtered States's influence in The United States of Conservadom rose from "Minnow" to "Hermit".
- 331 days ago: Newtered States proposed constructing embassies between The United States of Conservadom and Conservadom.
- 331 days ago: Newtered States relocated from Conservadom to The United States of Conservadom.
- 331 days ago: Newtered States founded the region The United States of Conservadom.
- 364 days ago: Newtered States's influence in Conservadom fell from "Hermit" to "Superpower".
- 364 days ago: Newtered States's influence in Conservadom rose from "Minnow" to "Hermit".
- 1 year ago: Newtered States relocated from The Royal Alliance to Conservadom.