Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,159th Largest Mining Sector: 6,785th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,991st
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Capitalist Paradise
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Regional Influence
Hermit
Founder
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Gingrich of Newtered States is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Newt Gingrich with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, parental licensing program, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 10.499 billion Newtered Statesians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of GingrichTown. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.0%.

The thriving Newtered Statesian economy, worth 847 trillion Gingriches a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 80,717 Gingriches, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 359,997 per year while the poor average 11,244, a ratio of 32.0 to 1.

There has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, a large percentage of the poor live from cradle to grave in subterranean wage slavery, Newt Gingrich has just been declared ruler of Newtered States in an international press conference, and Gingrichism has been named as Newtered States's national religion. Crime is a problem. Newtered States's national animal is the Newt, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Gingrichism.

Newtered States is ranked 12,166th in the world and 1st in The United States of Conservadom for Most Avoided, scoring 292.05 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,159thLargest Mining Sector: 6,785thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,991stFattest Citizens: 7,512thTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 9,049thMost Stationary: 9,105thMost Ignorant Citizens: 10,961stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11,044thLargest Populations: 11,520thMost Armed: 11,720thMost Avoided: 12,166thHighest Economic Output: 13,357thLargest Retail Industry: 13,844thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,750thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14,859th

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  • : Newtered States was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Newtered States was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Newtered States was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • : Newtered States was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Newtered States was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • : Newtered States was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Newtered States was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Newtered States was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry and Greatest Rich-Poor Divides and the Top 10% for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Newtered States was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Newtered States was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, Fattest Citizens, Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, Largest Mining Sector, and Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.

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