Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,178th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,272nd Largest Mining Sector: 6,443rd
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Capitalist Paradise
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Hermit
Founder
Civil Rights
Some
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Thriving
Political Freedom
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The Gingrich of Newtered States is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Newt Gingrich with an even hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, enslaved workforce, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 9.327 billion Newtered Statesians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of GingrichTown. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.0%.

The thriving Newtered Statesian economy, worth 752 trillion Gingriches a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 80,717 Gingriches, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 359,997 per year while the poor average 11,244, a ratio of 32.0 to 1.

There has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, a large percentage of the poor live from cradle to grave in subterranean wage slavery, Newt Gingrich has just been declared ruler of Newtered States in an international press conference, and Gingrichism has been named as Newtered States's national religion. Crime is a problem. Newtered States's national animal is the Newt, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Gingrichism.

Newtered States is ranked 140,185th in the world and 1st in The United States of Conservadom for Highest Drug Use, scoring 31.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,178thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,272ndLargest Mining Sector: 6,443rdFattest Citizens: 7,712thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 8,704thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,992ndTop
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Most Stationary: 10,426thLargest Retail Industry: 10,689thMost Ignorant Citizens: 11,131stMost Armed: 11,144thMost Avoided: 12,351stLargest Populations: 12,621stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,229thHighest Economic Output: 13,793rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 15,029thHighest Crime Rates: 17,281stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17,459th

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  • : Newtered States was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry and Greatest Rich-Poor Divides and the Top 10% for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Newtered States was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Newtered States was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, Fattest Citizens, Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, Largest Mining Sector, and Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : Newtered States fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Newtered States was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Newtered States fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Newtered States fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Newtered States fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Devout.
  • : Newtered States was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Newtered States was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.

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