“The Washington Outsiders”
|Category: Capitalist Paradise|
Regional Influence: Hermit
Location: The United States of Conservadom
The Gingrich of Newtered States is a massive, economically powerful nation, ruled by Newt Gingrich with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.953 billion are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded individuals juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Religion & Spirituality, and Defence. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of GingrichTown. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports industries.
There has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, a large percentage of the poor live from cradle to grave in subterranean wage slavery, Newt Gingrich has just been declared ruler of Newtered States in an international press conference, and Gingrichism has been named as Newtered States's national religion. Crime is pervasive. Newtered States's national animal is the Newt, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Gingrichism, and its currency is the Gingrich.
Most Recent Government Activity: 4 days ago
- 8 days ago: Newtered States's influence in The United States of Conservadom rose from "Minnow" to "Hermit".
- 8 days ago: Newtered States proposed constructing embassies between The United States of Conservadom and Conservadom.
- 8 days ago: Newtered States relocated from Conservadom to The United States of Conservadom.
- 8 days ago: Newtered States founded the region The United States of Conservadom.
- 41 days ago: Newtered States's influence in Conservadom fell from "Hermit" to "Superpower".
- 42 days ago: Newtered States's influence in Conservadom rose from "Minnow" to "Hermit".
- 42 days ago: Newtered States relocated from The Royal Alliance to Conservadom.
- 43 days ago: Newtered States was struck by a Cure Missile from The Deputy Prime Minister of Magna civilis, curing 1 million infected.
- 43 days ago: Newtered States was struck by a Cure Missile from The RCP Leader of Buddyland, curing 1 million infected.
- 43 days ago: Newtered States was struck by a Cure Missile from The Monarchy of Lazzarania, curing 1 million infected.