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The Empire of Newtdom

“Honi Soit Qui Mal y Pense”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Handshaker

Location: Gholgoth

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The Empire of Newtdom is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Newt XX with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 17.182 billion are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is effectively ruled by the Department of Defence, with areas such as Social Equality and the Environment receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winchester. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Arms Manufacturing.

The nation leads Gholgoth in per capita stalking, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, most mothers are forced to quit their jobs to care for infants, and the Ministry of Truthiness now manages the entire media industry. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Newtdom's national animal is the Griffon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Florin.

Newtdom is ranked 15th in Gholgoth and 11,324th in the world for Most Influential, scoring 36 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 19 hours ago

  • 12 days ago: NewtdomNewtdom was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry (last census: Top 1%).
  • 18 days ago: NewtdomNewtdom was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • 57 days ago: NewtdomNewtdom fell out of the world Top 10% for Safest.
  • 63 days ago: Following new legislation in NewtdomNewtdom, the Ministry of Truthiness now manages the entire media industry.
  • 63 days ago: Following new legislation in NewtdomNewtdom, most mothers are forced to quit their jobs to care for infants.
  • 64 days ago: Following new legislation in NewtdomNewtdom, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys.
  • 64 days ago: NewtdomNewtdom was reclassified from "Corporate Police State" to "Compulsory Consumerist State".
  • 64 days ago: Following new legislation in NewtdomNewtdom, the nation leads Gholgoth in per capita stalking.
  • 65 days ago: Following new legislation in NewtdomNewtdom, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines.
  • 65 days ago: Following new legislation in NewtdomNewtdom, Griffons are becoming popular in pet stores nationwide.

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