| Category: Compulsory Consumerist State | ||
| Civil Rights: Below Average |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Regional Influence: Handshaker
Location: Gholgoth
Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis
The Empire of Newtdom is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Newt XX with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 17.182 billion are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is effectively ruled by the Department of Defence, with areas such as Social Equality and the Environment receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winchester. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Arms Manufacturing.
The nation leads Gholgoth in per capita stalking, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, most mothers are forced to quit their jobs to care for infants, and the Ministry of Truthiness now manages the entire media industry. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Newtdom's national animal is the Griffon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Florin.
Newtdom is ranked 15th in Gholgoth and 11,324th in the world for Most Influential, scoring 36 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.






































National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity: 19 hours ago
- 12 days ago:
Newtdom was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry (last census: Top 1%). - 18 days ago:
Newtdom was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential. - 57 days ago:
Newtdom fell out of the world Top 10% for Safest. - 63 days ago: Following new legislation in
Newtdom, the Ministry of Truthiness now manages the entire media industry. - 63 days ago: Following new legislation in
Newtdom, most mothers are forced to quit their jobs to care for infants. - 64 days ago: Following new legislation in
Newtdom, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys. - 64 days ago:
Newtdom was reclassified from "Corporate Police State" to "Compulsory Consumerist State". - 64 days ago: Following new legislation in
Newtdom, the nation leads Gholgoth in per capita stalking. - 65 days ago: Following new legislation in
Newtdom, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines. - 65 days ago: Following new legislation in
Newtdom, Griffons are becoming popular in pet stores nationwide.







