The Socialist State of
Civil Rights Lovefest
☭ Liberté, Egalité, Socialisme, ŕ la Mort☭
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Socialist State of NewKeenya is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by General Secretary Bonaparte Hassan with a fair hand, and renowned for its public floggings, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 6.955 billion NewKeenyans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Joyeuse. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The frighteningly efficient NewKeenyan economy, worth a remarkable 1,197 trillion NK Pounds a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 172,182 NK Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Voting is voluntary, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed, and the government is forced to pander to the will of every fruitcake politician. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NewKeenya's national animal is the Sera Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is State Atheism.

NewKeenya is ranked 15th in Esquarium and 4,874th in the world for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 28 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 days ago

  • 13 hours ago: NewKeenya was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • 3 days 13 hours ago: NewKeenya was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Lowest Unemployment Rates.
  • 4 days ago: NewKeenya was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Nicest Citizens.
  • 9 days ago: NewKeenya was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Developed.
  • 10 days ago: NewKeenya was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • 11 days ago: NewKeenya was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in NewKeenya, the government is forced to pander to the will of every fruitcake politician.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in NewKeenya, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in NewKeenya, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators.
  • 14 days ago: NewKeenya was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Fastest-Growing Economies.

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