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The Socialist State of NewKeenya

“☭ Liberté, Egalité, Socialisme, ŕ la Mort☭”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excessive

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Elysium

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The Socialist State of NewKeenya is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by General Secretary Bonaparte Hassan with a fair hand, and renowned for its devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 5.649 billion NewKeenyans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Equality, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Joyeuse. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Torture is illegal, same-sex marriages are increasingly common, all judiciary cases are decided in the court of public opinion, and the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NewKeenya's national animal is the Sera Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is State Atheism, and its currency is the NK Pound.

NewKeenya is ranked 83rd in Elysium and 105,823rd in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 0.004 Stalins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 12 hours ago

  • 1 day 5 hours ago: NewKeenya was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments (last census: Top 1%).
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in NewKeenya, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in NewKeenya, all judiciary cases are decided in the court of public opinion.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in NewKeenya, same-sex marriages are increasingly common.
  • 4 days ago: NewKeenya was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • 6 days ago: NewKeenya was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Smartest Citizens.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in NewKeenya, torture is illegal.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in NewKeenya, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in NewKeenya, NewKeenya has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in NewKeenya, NewKeenya is increasingly belligerent on the international stage.

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