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The Socialist State of NewKeenya

“☭ Liberté, Egalité, Socialisme, ŕ la Mort☭”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Frightening
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excessive

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: North Africa

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The Socialist State of NewKeenya is a massive, genial nation, ruled by General Secretary Bonaparte Hassan with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 4.981 billion hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Equality, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Joyeuse. The average income tax rate is 99%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Loans are available for students from poor families, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of NewKeenya's radio stations, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss, and the government is flooded with compensation requests. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NewKeenya's national animal is the Sera Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is State Atheism, and its currency is the NK Pound.

NewKeenya is ranked 98th in North Africa and 119,038th in the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -9 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 27 days ago

  • 2 days 12 hours ago: NewKeenya was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Best Weather (last census: Top 10%).
  • 15 days ago: NewKeenya fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • 20 days ago: NewKeenya was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • 20 days ago: NewKeenya was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • 24 days ago: NewKeenya was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Public Transport Department (last census: Top 5%).
  • 27 days ago: NewKeenya was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Nicest Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
  • 27 days ago: Following new legislation in NewKeenya, the government is flooded with compensation requests.
  • 27 days ago: Following new legislation in NewKeenya, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss.
  • 27 days ago: Following new legislation in NewKeenya, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of NewKeenya's radio stations.
  • 27 days ago: Following new legislation in NewKeenya, loans are available for students from poor families.

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