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The Socialist State of NewKeenya

“☭ Liberté, Egalité, Socialisme, ŕ la Mort☭”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Widely Abused

Regional Influence: Envoy

Location: Elysium

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The Socialist State of NewKeenya is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by General Secretary Bonaparte Hassan with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 5.824 billion NewKeenyans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Equality, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Joyeuse. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else, the government is spending billions of taxpayer NK Pounds to support the Book Publishing industry, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of NewKeenya's radio stations, and almost all of NewKeenya's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NewKeenya's national animal is the Sera Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is State Atheism, and its currency is the NK Pound.

NewKeenya is ranked 1st in Elysium and 1,437th in the world for Best Weather, with 370 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 9 days ago

  • 9 hours ago: NewKeenya was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Best Weather (last census: Top 5%).
  • 1 day 8 hours ago: NewKeenya fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Defense Forces.
  • 2 days 8 hours ago: NewKeenya was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Highest Average Tax Rates (last census: #1).
  • 3 days 9 hours ago: NewKeenya's influence in Elysium rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in NewKeenya, almost all of NewKeenya's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in NewKeenya, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of NewKeenya's radio stations.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in NewKeenya, the government is spending billions of taxpayer NK Pounds to support the Book Publishing industry.
  • 9 days ago: NewKeenya's influence in Elysium rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • 10 days ago: NewKeenya's influence in Elysium fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Handshaker".
  • 10 days ago: NewKeenya's influence in Elysium rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".

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