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The Socialist State of NewKeenya

“☭ Liberté, Egalité, Socialisme, ŕ la Mort☭”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Widely Abused

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

Location: A Brand New World

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The Socialist State of NewKeenya is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by General Secretary Bonaparte Hassan with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 518 million, 514 million of whom are zombies, NewKeenyans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Equality, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Joyeuse. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Welfare funding has recently gone through the roof, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, punitive tariffs protect local industry, and 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NewKeenya's national animal is the Sera Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is State Atheism, and its currency is the NK Pound.

NewKeenya is ranked 88th in A Brand New World and 108,190th in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring -11 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

NewKeenya is currently considering its options.

People: 4,294,166

Zombies: 514,110,325

Dead: 5,555,927,054

Survival Rate: 0.07%

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 days ago

  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in NewKeenya, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song.
  • 4 days ago: NewKeenya's influence in A Brand New World fell from "Envoy" to "Duckspeaker".
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in NewKeenya, punitive tariffs protect local industry.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in NewKeenya, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in NewKeenya, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in NewKeenya, euthanasia is legal.
  • 7 days ago: NewKeenya was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • 7 days ago: NewKeenya's influence in A Brand New World rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
  • 7 days ago: NewKeenya's influence in A Brand New World fell from "Envoy" to "Duckspeaker".
  • 10 days ago: NewKeenya was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Populations.

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