The Socialist State of
Civil Rights Lovefest
☭ Liberté, Egalité, Socialisme, ŕ la Mort☭
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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The Socialist State of NewKeenya is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by General Secretary Bonaparte Hassan with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, complete lack of prisons, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.313 billion NewKeenyans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Joyeuse. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient NewKeenyan economy, worth a remarkable 1,278 trillion NK Pounds a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 174,792 NK Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, surveillance cameras are banned, and most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NewKeenya's national animal is the Sera Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is State Atheism.

NewKeenya is ranked 206th in Esquarium and 144,940th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring -2,338.513 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 days ago

  • 1 day 10 hours ago: NewKeenya was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Welfare Programs (last census: Top 5%).
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in NewKeenya, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in NewKeenya, surveillance cameras are banned.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in NewKeenya, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in NewKeenya, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government.
  • 13 days ago: NewKeenya fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Pacifist.
  • 17 days ago: NewKeenya was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Public Sector (last census: Top 1%).
  • 19 days ago: Following new legislation in NewKeenya, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Joyeuse Times is sold out.
  • 19 days ago: Following new legislation in NewKeenya, cars are banned from built-up areas.
  • 21 days ago: NewKeenya was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare (last census: Top 5%).

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