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The Socialist State of NewKeenya

“☭ Liberté, Egalité, Socialisme, ŕ la Mort☭”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excessive

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Elysium

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The Socialist State of NewKeenya is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by General Secretary Bonaparte Hassan with a fair hand, and notable for its absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 5.488 billion NewKeenyans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Equality, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Joyeuse. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

The NewKeenya Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, and organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NewKeenya's national animal is the Sera Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is State Atheism, and its currency is the NK Pound.

NewKeenya is ranked 1st in Elysium and 872nd in the world for Longest Average Lifespans, scoring 55 on the Enoch Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 113 minutes ago

  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in NewKeenya, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region.
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in NewKeenya, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in NewKeenya, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in NewKeenya, the NewKeenya Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in NewKeenya, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in NewKeenya, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in NewKeenya, many junior high school teachers minor in midwifery.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in NewKeenya, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in NewKeenya, punitive tariffs protect local industry.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in NewKeenya, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.

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