The Socialist State of
Civil Rights Lovefest
☭ Liberté, Egalité, Socialisme, à la Mort☭
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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The Socialist State of NewKeenya is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by General Secretary Bonaparte Hassan with a fair hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, complete lack of prisons, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.666 billion NewKeenyans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Joyeuse. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The frighteningly efficient NewKeenyan economy, worth a remarkable 1,364 trillion NK Pounds a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 178,039 NK Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The NewKeenya Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, and traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NewKeenya's national animal is the Sera Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is State Atheism.

NewKeenya is ranked 202nd in Esquarium and 117,086th in the world for Stupidest Citizens, scoring -17 on the Average Edu-UNtellignce® Test Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in NewKeenya, traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways.
  • : Following new legislation in NewKeenya, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes.
  • : Following new legislation in NewKeenya, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests.
  • : Following new legislation in NewKeenya, the NewKeenya Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise.
  • : NewKeenya was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates (last census: Top 5%).
  • : NewKeenya was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Most Extensive Civil Rights (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Following new legislation in NewKeenya, businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders.
  • : Following new legislation in NewKeenya, General Secretary Bonaparte Hassan panders to nontraditional families.
  • : Following new legislation in NewKeenya, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
  • : NewKeenya was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Highest Average Tax Rates (last census: Top 5%).

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