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The People's Soviet Democracy of NewKeenya

“☭ Liberté, Egalité, Socialisme, ŕ la Mort☭”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Widely Abused

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Foxtopia

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The People's Soviet Democracy of NewKeenya is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by General Secretary Bonaparte Hassan with a fair hand, and remarkable for its absence of drug laws. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 2.947 billion hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Equality, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Joyeuse. The average income tax rate is 99%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, thousands of former welfare recipients are in a revolutionary uproar as the rest of society is enjoying a hefty tax break, a government program is underway to revitalize NewKeenya's beaches, and children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "Love and peace!" as a way of life. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NewKeenya's national animal is the Sera Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is State Atheism, and its currency is the NK Pound.

NewKeenya is ranked 1st in Foxtopia and 2,776th in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with 15 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 19 hours ago

  • 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in NewKeenyaNewKeenya, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "Love and peace!" as a way of life.
  • 1 day 13 hours ago: NewKeenyaNewKeenya was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs (last census: Top 1%).
  • 4 days ago: NewKeenyaNewKeenya was ranked #1 in the region for Smartest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in NewKeenyaNewKeenya, a government program is underway to revitalize NewKeenya's beaches.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in NewKeenyaNewKeenya, thousands of former welfare recipients are in a revolutionary uproar as the rest of society is enjoying a hefty tax break.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in NewKeenyaNewKeenya, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in NewKeenyaNewKeenya, most of the military's funding goes into researching space-age weaponry.
  • 16 days ago: NewKeenyaNewKeenya was ranked #1 in the region for Happiest Citizens.
  • 22 days ago: NewKeenyaNewKeenya was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • 24 days ago: Following new legislation in NewKeenyaNewKeenya, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists.

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