The Socialist State of
Civil Rights Lovefest
☭ Liberté, Egalité, Socialisme, ŕ la Mort☭
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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The Socialist State of NewKeenya is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by General Secretary Bonaparte Hassan with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 7.075 billion NewKeenyans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Joyeuse. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient NewKeenyan economy, worth a remarkable 1,221 trillion NK Pounds a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 172,591 NK Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prudishness is on the way out, towns that stop turning a profit are turned into animal sanctuaries, the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy', and the Sera Eagle is protected from hunting and slowly coming back from the brink of extinction. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NewKeenya's national animal is the Sera Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is State Atheism.

NewKeenya is ranked 9th in Esquarium and 2,625th in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with 16 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 18 days ago

  • 11 hours ago: NewKeenya was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Healthiest Citizens.
  • 5 days ago: NewKeenya was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • 8 days ago: NewKeenya was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Highest Drug Use.
  • 13 days ago: NewKeenya was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Public Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 13 days ago: NewKeenya was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Public Sector.
  • 14 days ago: NewKeenya was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Cultured.
  • 15 days ago: NewKeenya was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Smartest Citizens.
  • 16 days ago: NewKeenya was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather (last census: Top 1%).
  • 16 days ago: NewKeenya was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Best Weather.
  • 17 days ago: NewKeenya was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Welfare Programs.

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