The Socialist State of
Civil Rights Lovefest
☭ Liberté, Egalité, Socialisme, ŕ la Mort☭
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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The Socialist State of NewKeenya is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by General Secretary Bonaparte Hassan with a fair hand, and notable for its public floggings, unlimited-speed roads, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.863 billion NewKeenyans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Joyeuse. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient NewKeenyan economy, worth a remarkable 1,397 trillion NK Pounds a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 177,760 NK Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Max Barry is this year's Miss NewKeenya, business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters, museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin, and there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NewKeenya's national animal is the Sera Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is State Atheism.

NewKeenya is ranked 2nd in Esquarium and 662nd in the world for Most Inclusive, scoring 458 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in NewKeenya, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees.
  • : Following new legislation in NewKeenya, museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin.
  • : Following new legislation in NewKeenya, business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters.
  • : Following new legislation in NewKeenya, Max Barry is this year's Miss NewKeenya.
  • : Following new legislation in NewKeenya, children are raised bilingual from an early age.
  • : Following new legislation in NewKeenya, the nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist.
  • : NewKeenya was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Highest Average Tax Rates (last census: Top 1%).
  • : NewKeenya was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : NewKeenya was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Populations.
  • : Following new legislation in NewKeenya, birth rates have hit an all-time low.

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