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The Socialist State of NewKeenya

“☭ Liberté, Egalité, Socialisme, ŕ la Mort☭”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excessive

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Elysium

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The Socialist State of NewKeenya is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by General Secretary Bonaparte Hassan with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 5.51 billion NewKeenyans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Equality, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Joyeuse. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

The recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, military barracks resemble five-star hotels, and birth rates have hit an all-time low. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NewKeenya's national animal is the Sera Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is State Atheism, and its currency is the NK Pound.

NewKeenya is ranked 116th in Elysium and 106,359th in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 0.005 Stalins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 18 hours ago

  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in NewKeenya, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in NewKeenya, military barracks resemble five-star hotels.
  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in NewKeenya, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.
  • 3 days 13 hours ago: NewKeenya was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments (last census: Top 5%).
  • 3 days 13 hours ago: NewKeenya was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • 3 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in NewKeenya, the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter.
  • 3 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in NewKeenya, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked.
  • 3 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in NewKeenya, children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in NewKeenya, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in NewKeenya, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.

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