The Socialist State of
Civil Rights Lovefest
☭ Liberté, Egalité, Socialisme, ŕ la Mort☭
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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The Socialist State of NewKeenya is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by General Secretary Bonaparte Hassan with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.498 billion NewKeenyans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Joyeuse. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient NewKeenyan economy, worth a remarkable 1,326 trillion NK Pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 176,949 NK Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age, shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, and sex changes are routinely performed at NewKeenya's hospitals. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NewKeenya's national animal is the Sera Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is State Atheism.

NewKeenya is ranked 3rd in Esquarium and 1,127th in the world for Largest Public Sector, scoring 50 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 8 hours ago

  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in NewKeenya, sex changes are routinely performed at NewKeenya's hospitals.
  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in NewKeenya, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.
  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in NewKeenya, shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals.
  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in NewKeenya, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age.
  • 3 days 17 hours ago: NewKeenya was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • 8 days ago: NewKeenya was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • 8 days ago: NewKeenya was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Inclusive.
  • 12 days ago: NewKeenya was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare (last census: Top 1%).
  • 17 days ago: NewKeenya was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • 22 days ago: NewKeenya was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Most Compassionate Citizens.

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