Most Subsidized Industry: 110th Most Ignorant Citizens: 237th Most Devout: 254th
The Borderlands of
Corrupt Dictatorship
My nation is called Newish New Things
Regional Influence
Powerbroker
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Borderlands of Newish New Things is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, punitive income tax rates, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.261 billion Newish New Thingsians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Spirituality, although Industry and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Newish New Things City. The average income tax rate is 74.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Newish New Thingsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,712 trillion Golden Chameleons a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 184,863 Golden Chameleons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet, sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high, women aren't allowed to work but at least dinner is served on time, and new religious sects are squashed immediately by the government. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Newish New Things's national animal is the Hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is a major religion.

Newish New Things is ranked 174,548th in the world and 11th in Keglen for Highest Drug Use, scoring 7 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Top
1%
Most Subsidized Industry: 110thMost Ignorant Citizens: 237thMost Devout: 254thFattest Citizens: 331stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 697thMost Primitive: 735thMost Avoided: 853rdLargest Mining Sector: 869thLargest Black Market: 894thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,175thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,698thTop
5%
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,130thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,278thMost Efficient Economies: 2,682ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,700thMost Stationary: 3,354thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,387thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,407thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,482ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,853rdHighest Economic Output: 4,896thHighest Average Incomes: 5,229thLargest Governments: 6,994thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,748thTop
10%
Most Influential: 9,285thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,709thLargest Populations: 12,788thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,314thLowest Crime Rates: 17,015th
Top
10%
Fattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Newish New Things was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Newish New Things was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Newish New Things was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Newish New Things was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Newish New Things was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Newish New Things was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Devout, Largest Black Market, Most Advanced Law Enforcement, Most Avoided, and Fattest Citizens.
  • : Newish New Things was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Newish New Things was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : Newish New Things was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Newish New Things fell out of the world Top 10% for Lowest Crime Rates.

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