Most Subsidized Industry: 127th Most Ignorant Citizens: 268th Most Devout: 295th
The Borderlands of
Corrupt Dictatorship
My nation is called Newish New Things
Regional Influence
Powerbroker
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Borderlands of Newish New Things is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, flagrant waste-dumping, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.79 billion Newish New Thingsians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Spirituality, although Industry and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Newish New Things City. The average income tax rate is 74.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Newish New Thingsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,809 trillion Golden Chameleons a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 184,863 Golden Chameleons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet, sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high, women aren't allowed to work but at least dinner is served on time, and new religious sects are squashed immediately by the government. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Newish New Things's national animal is the Hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is a major religion.

Newish New Things is ranked 154,757th in the world and 5th in Keglen for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 5.25 Tourists Per Hour.

Top
1%
Most Subsidized Industry: 127thMost Ignorant Citizens: 268thMost Devout: 295thFattest Citizens: 361stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 747thMost Primitive: 797thLargest Mining Sector: 902ndLargest Black Market: 920thMost Avoided: 920thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,144thTop
5%
Most Rebellious Youth: 1,761stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,191stLargest Insurance Industry: 2,322ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,641stMost Efficient Economies: 2,656thMost Stationary: 3,203rdMost Corrupt Governments: 3,556thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,438thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,619thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,752ndHighest Economic Output: 4,846thHighest Average Incomes: 5,680thLargest Governments: 7,505thTop
10%
Highest Poor Incomes: 8,547thMost Influential: 8,971stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,699thLargest Populations: 12,391stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,316th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Newish New Things was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Newish New Things was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Newish New Things was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Newish New Things was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Newish New Things was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Newish New Things was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Newish New Things was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Newish New Things was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Newish New Things was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Devout, Largest Black Market, Most Advanced Law Enforcement, Most Avoided, and Fattest Citizens.
  • : Newish New Things was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector (last census: Top 10%).

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