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The Borderlands of Newish New Things

“My nation is called Newish New Things”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Powerbroker

Location: Keglen

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The Borderlands of Newish New Things is a colossal, devout nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 6.356 billion Newish New Thingsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Spirituality, although Industry and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Newish New Things City. The average income tax rate is 77.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Newish New Thingsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,208 trillion Golden Chameleons a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 190,177 Golden Chameleons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Nobody ever seems to enter or leave the armour-plated flying castle that serves as Newish New Things's House of Parliament, students in Newish New Things's schools rarely attend their classes, religious classes are compulsory for all school students, and the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Newish New Things's national animal is the Hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is a major religion.

Newish New Things is ranked 2nd in Keglen and 7,348th in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 3 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 5 hours ago

  • 18 hours ago: Newish New Things was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Newish New Things, the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned.
  • 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Newish New Things, religious classes are compulsory for all school students.
  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Newish New Things, students in Newish New Things's schools rarely attend their classes.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Newish New Things, nobody ever seems to enter or leave the armour-plated flying castle that serves as Newish New Things's House of Parliament.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Newish New Things, children as young as eight can be found working in factories.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Newish New Things, the army's shirt ninjas are the most feared assassins in the region.
  • 2 days 18 hours ago: Newish New Things was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Public Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Newish New Things, gambling is outlawed.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Newish New Things, a government program is underway to revitalize Newish New Things's beaches.

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by Max Barry

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