The Borderlands of
Corrupt Dictatorship
My nation is called Newish New Things
Regional Influence
Powerbroker
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Borderlands of Newish New Things is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, hatred of cheese, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.91 billion Newish New Thingsians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Spirituality, although Industry and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Newish New Things City. The average income tax rate is 75.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Newish New Thingsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,266 trillion Golden Chameleons a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 183,314 Golden Chameleons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet, sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high, women aren't allowed to work but at least dinner is served on time, and new religious sects are squashed immediately by the government. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Newish New Things's national animal is the Hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is a major religion.

Newish New Things is ranked 2nd in Keglen and 11,248th in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 10 Whatever.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 8 days ago

  • 3 days 22 hours ago: Newish New Things fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • 16 days ago: Newish New Things was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • 28 days ago: Newish New Things was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • 52 days ago: Following new legislation in Newish New Things, new religious sects are squashed immediately by the government.
  • 52 days ago: Following new legislation in Newish New Things, women aren't allowed to work but at least dinner is served on time.
  • 53 days ago: Following new legislation in Newish New Things, sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high.
  • 55 days ago: Following new legislation in Newish New Things, government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet.
  • 55 days ago: Following new legislation in Newish New Things, the nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security.
  • 55 days ago: Newish New Things was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • 58 days ago: Following new legislation in Newish New Things, the government seizes all major gold finds.

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by Max Barry

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