Most Subsidized Industry: 159th Most Ignorant Citizens: 273rd Most Devout: 317th
The Borderlands of
Corrupt Dictatorship
My nation is called Newish New Things
Regional Influence
Powerbroker
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Borderlands of Newish New Things is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, sprawling nuclear power plants, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.396 billion Newish New Thingsians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Spirituality, with Industry and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Newish New Things City. The average income tax rate is 74.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Newish New Thingsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,921 trillion Golden Chameleons a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 184,863 Golden Chameleons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet, sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high, women aren't allowed to work but at least dinner is served on time, and new religious sects are squashed immediately by the government. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Newish New Things's national animal is the Hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is a major religion.

Newish New Things is ranked 29,301st in the world and 3rd in Keglen for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

Top
1%
Most Subsidized Industry: 159thMost Ignorant Citizens: 273rdMost Devout: 317thFattest Citizens: 375thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 765thMost Primitive: 855thLargest Mining Sector: 913thMost Avoided: 927thLargest Black Market: 957thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,145thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,787thTop
5%
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,268thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,324thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,557thMost Efficient Economies: 2,613thMost Stationary: 2,937thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,726thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,186thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,275thHighest Economic Output: 4,711thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,879thHighest Average Incomes: 5,960thLargest Governments: 7,532ndHighest Poor Incomes: 8,557thMost Influential: 8,921stTop
10%
Largest Populations: 11,739thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,603rdLowest Crime Rates: 16,753rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,379th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Newish New Things was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth and the Top 5% for Most Influential.
  • : Newish New Things was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth, the Top 5% for Most Influential and Highest Poor Incomes, and the Top 10% for Highest Wealthy Incomes and Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Newish New Things was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Newish New Things was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Newish New Things was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Newish New Things was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Newish New Things was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Newish New Things was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Newish New Things was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Newish New Things was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.

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