Most Subsidized Industry: 108th Most Ignorant Citizens: 231st Most Devout: 238th
The Borderlands of
Corrupt Dictatorship
My nation is called Newish New Things
Regional Influence
Powerbroker
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Borderlands of Newish New Things is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, complete lack of public education, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.119 billion Newish New Thingsians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Spirituality, although Industry and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Newish New Things City. The average income tax rate is 74.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Newish New Thingsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,685 trillion Golden Chameleons a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 184,863 Golden Chameleons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet, sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high, women aren't allowed to work but at least dinner is served on time, and new religious sects are squashed immediately by the government. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Newish New Things's national animal is the Hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is a major religion.

Newish New Things is ranked 187,580th in the world and 10th in Keglen for Longest Average Lifespans, with 24.22 Years.

Top
1%
Most Subsidized Industry: 108thMost Ignorant Citizens: 231stMost Devout: 238thFattest Citizens: 324thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 692ndMost Primitive: 722ndMost Avoided: 847thLargest Mining Sector: 860thLargest Black Market: 884thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,200thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,684thTop
5%
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,069thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,235thMost Efficient Economies: 2,702ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,732ndMost Corrupt Governments: 3,302ndMost Stationary: 3,406thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,354thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,399thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,689thHighest Economic Output: 4,958thHighest Average Incomes: 5,111thLargest Governments: 6,677thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,213thMost Influential: 9,247thTop
10%
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,415thLargest Populations: 12,964thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,313thLowest Crime Rates: 16,563rd
Top
10%
Fattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Newish New Things was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Newish New Things was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Newish New Things was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Newish New Things was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Newish New Things was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Newish New Things was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Devout, Largest Black Market, Most Advanced Law Enforcement, Most Avoided, and Fattest Citizens.
  • : Newish New Things was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Newish New Things was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : Newish New Things was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Newish New Things fell out of the world Top 10% for Lowest Crime Rates.

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