The Borderlands of
Corrupt Dictatorship
My nation is called Newish New Things
Regional Influence
Powerbroker
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Borderlands of Newish New Things is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, rampant corporate plagiarism, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.633 billion Newish New Thingsians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Spirituality, with Industry and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Newish New Things City. The average income tax rate is 75.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Newish New Thingsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,582 trillion Golden Chameleons a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 183,314 Golden Chameleons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet, sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high, women aren't allowed to work but at least dinner is served on time, and new religious sects are squashed immediately by the government. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Newish New Things's national animal is the Hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is a major religion.

Newish New Things is ranked 2nd in Keglen and 7,084th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 4 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Newish New Things was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Newish New Things was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : Newish New Things was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Newish New Things fell out of the world Top 10% for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Newish New Things fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Public Transport Department.
  • : Newish New Things fell out of the world Top 5% for Most Armed.
  • : Newish New Things was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Newish New Things was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • : Newish New Things fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Newish New Things was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.

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by Max Barry

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