Most Subsidized Industry: 122nd Most Ignorant Citizens: 259th Most Devout: 283rd
The Borderlands of
Corrupt Dictatorship
My nation is called Newish New Things
Regional Influence
Powerbroker
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Borderlands of Newish New Things is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.633 billion Newish New Thingsians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Spirituality, although Industry and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Newish New Things City. The average income tax rate is 74.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Newish New Thingsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,780 trillion Golden Chameleons a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 184,863 Golden Chameleons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet, sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high, women aren't allowed to work but at least dinner is served on time, and new religious sects are squashed immediately by the government. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Newish New Things's national animal is the Hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is a major religion.

Newish New Things is ranked 7,409th in the world and 3rd in Keglen for Largest Governments, scoring 36.22 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

Top
1%
Most Subsidized Industry: 122ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 259thMost Devout: 283rdFattest Citizens: 346thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 721stMost Primitive: 787thMost Avoided: 885thLargest Mining Sector: 889thLargest Black Market: 918thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,143rdTop
5%
Most Rebellious Youth: 1,738thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,160thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,312thMost Efficient Economies: 2,633rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,663rdMost Stationary: 3,242ndMost Corrupt Governments: 3,532ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,414thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,576thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,709thHighest Economic Output: 4,843rdHighest Average Incomes: 5,550thLargest Governments: 7,409thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,360thTop
10%
Most Influential: 8,992ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,440thLargest Populations: 12,430thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,810thLowest Crime Rates: 16,815th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Newish New Things was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Newish New Things was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Newish New Things was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Newish New Things was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Newish New Things was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Newish New Things was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Newish New Things was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Newish New Things was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Newish New Things was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Devout, Largest Black Market, Most Advanced Law Enforcement, Most Avoided, and Fattest Citizens.
  • : Newish New Things was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector (last census: Top 10%).

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