Most Subsidized Industry: 139th Most Ignorant Citizens: 273rd Most Devout: 301st
The Borderlands of
Corrupt Dictatorship
My nation is called Newish New Things
Regional Influence
Powerbroker
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Borderlands of Newish New Things is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, ritual sacrifices, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.964 billion Newish New Thingsians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Spirituality, with Industry and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Newish New Things City. The average income tax rate is 74.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Newish New Thingsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,841 trillion Golden Chameleons a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 184,863 Golden Chameleons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet, sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high, women aren't allowed to work but at least dinner is served on time, and new religious sects are squashed immediately by the government. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Newish New Things's national animal is the Hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is a major religion.

Newish New Things is ranked 151,417th in the world and 4th in Keglen for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -25.28 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

Top
1%
Most Subsidized Industry: 139thMost Ignorant Citizens: 273rdMost Devout: 301stFattest Citizens: 368thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 756thMost Primitive: 801stLargest Mining Sector: 902ndMost Avoided: 923rdLargest Black Market: 933rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,135thTop
5%
Most Rebellious Youth: 1,781stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,178thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,319thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,631stMost Efficient Economies: 2,635thMost Stationary: 3,152ndMost Corrupt Governments: 3,564thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,263rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,369thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,781stHighest Economic Output: 4,794thHighest Average Incomes: 5,712thLargest Governments: 7,621stTop
10%
Highest Poor Incomes: 8,503rdMost Influential: 8,948thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,641stLargest Populations: 12,003rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Newish New Things was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Newish New Things was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Newish New Things was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Newish New Things was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Newish New Things was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Newish New Things was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Newish New Things was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Newish New Things was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Newish New Things was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Devout, Largest Black Market, Most Advanced Law Enforcement, Most Avoided, and Fattest Citizens.
  • : Newish New Things was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector (last census: Top 10%).

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