The Borderlands of
Corrupt Dictatorship
My nation is called Newish New Things
Regional Influence
Powerbroker
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Borderlands of Newish New Things is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.66 billion Newish New Thingsians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Spirituality, although Industry and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Newish New Things City. The average income tax rate is 75.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Newish New Thingsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,404 trillion Golden Chameleons a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 183,314 Golden Chameleons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet, sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high, women aren't allowed to work but at least dinner is served on time, and new religious sects are squashed immediately by the government. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Newish New Things's national animal is the Hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is a major religion.

Newish New Things is ranked 5th in Keglen and 108,737th in the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 0 Valid Endorsements.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Newish New Things fell out of the world Top 10% for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Newish New Things fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Public Transport Department.
  • : Newish New Things fell out of the world Top 5% for Most Armed.
  • : Newish New Things was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Newish New Things was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • : Newish New Things fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Newish New Things was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Newish New Things was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Newish New Things, new religious sects are squashed immediately by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Newish New Things, women aren't allowed to work but at least dinner is served on time.

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by Max Barry

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