Most Subsidized Industry: 119th Most Ignorant Citizens: 250th Most Devout: 266th
The Borderlands of
Corrupt Dictatorship
My nation is called Newish New Things
Regional Influence
Powerbroker
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Borderlands of Newish New Things is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its hatred of cheese, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.457 billion Newish New Thingsians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Spirituality, with Industry and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Newish New Things City. The average income tax rate is 74.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Newish New Thingsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,748 trillion Golden Chameleons a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 184,863 Golden Chameleons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet, sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high, women aren't allowed to work but at least dinner is served on time, and new religious sects are squashed immediately by the government. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Newish New Things's national animal is the Hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is a major religion.

Newish New Things is ranked 146,062nd in the world and 5th in Keglen for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -16 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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1%
Most Subsidized Industry: 119thMost Ignorant Citizens: 250thMost Devout: 266thFattest Citizens: 330thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 711thMost Primitive: 751stMost Avoided: 867thLargest Mining Sector: 882ndLargest Black Market: 920thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,153rdTop
5%
Most Rebellious Youth: 1,712thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,159thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,293rdMost Efficient Economies: 2,680thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,681stMost Stationary: 3,315thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,470thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,442ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,572ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,763rdHighest Economic Output: 4,892ndHighest Average Incomes: 5,451stLargest Governments: 7,268thTop
10%
Highest Poor Incomes: 8,187thMost Influential: 9,197thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,842ndLargest Populations: 12,646thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,310th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Newish New Things was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Newish New Things was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Newish New Things was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Newish New Things was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Newish New Things was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Newish New Things was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Devout, Largest Black Market, Most Advanced Law Enforcement, Most Avoided, and Fattest Citizens.
  • : Newish New Things was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Newish New Things was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : Newish New Things was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Newish New Things fell out of the world Top 10% for Lowest Crime Rates.

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