The Borderlands of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Ja Pierdole, Ale Faza!
THE Cybernetic Ghost of The Emperor
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Borderlands of Newfatland is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by THE Cybernetic Ghost of The Emperor with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, unlimited-speed roads, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 7.869 billion Newfatlandians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of RoboFrance 29. The average income tax rate is 86.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Newfatlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,355 trillion Jive Turkeys a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 172,294 Jive Turkeys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion, and extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Newfatland's national animal is the Anthropomorphic Horse-Slave, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Cult of The Emperor.

Newfatland is ranked 6,831st in The North Pacific and 118,476th in the world for Happiest Citizens, scoring 9 on the Relative Cheerfulness Rating.

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