Most World Assembly Endorsements: 317th Most Influential: 612th Largest Black Market: 1,604th
The Borderlands of
Father Knows Best State
Ja Pierdole, Ale Faza!
THE Cybernetic Ghost of The Emperor
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The Borderlands of Newfatland is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by THE Cybernetic Ghost of The Emperor with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, soft-spoken computers, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 10.646 billion Newfatlandians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of RoboFrance 29. The average income tax rate is 90.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Newfatlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,951 trillion Jive Turkeys a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 183,320 Jive Turkeys, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists, and excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Newfatland's national animal is the Anthropomorphic Horse-Slave, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Cult of The Emperor.

Newfatland is ranked 174,377th in the world and 11,067th in The North Pacific for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 23.4 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 317thMost Influential: 612thLargest Black Market: 1,604thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,047thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,283rdMost Stationary: 2,753rdMost Developed: 2,919thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,538thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,724thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,070thBest Weather: 4,078thHighest Economic Output: 4,607thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,951stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,090thLowest Crime Rates: 5,479thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,490thMost Devout: 5,530thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,749thHighest Average Incomes: 6,152ndMost Advanced Public Education: 6,257thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,288thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,759thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,876thSmartest Citizens: 6,925thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,048thLargest Governments: 7,593rdMost Inclusive: 8,971stTop
Most Efficient Economies: 9,267thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,668thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,952ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,340thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,475thHealthiest Citizens: 10,628thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,990thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,201stLargest Populations: 11,274thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,469th
Largest Black Market: 29th in the regionMost Stationary: 57th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 62nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 63rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 86th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 87th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 132nd in the regionMost Developed: 133rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 138th in the regionBest Weather: 138th in the regionLargest Populations: 140th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 147th in the regionMost Devout: 153rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 172nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 183rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 186th in the regionMost Influential: 197th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 206th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 218th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 221st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 237th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 239th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 240th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 254th in the regionLargest Governments: 255th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 257th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 261st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 296th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 312th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 313th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 341st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 369th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 410th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 424th in the regionMost Inclusive: 488th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 590th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 644th in the regionMost Cultured: 988th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,001st in the regionNudest: 1,079th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Newfatland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Newfatland was endorsed by The Imperial Empire of Yalkan.
  • : Newfatland was endorsed by The Grand Duchy of Bourbon-Conde.
  • : Following new legislation in Newfatland, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside.
  • : Following new legislation in Newfatland, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Newfatland, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality.
  • : Following new legislation in Newfatland, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Newfatland, lavish state dinners in RoboFrance 29 are the state's leading budgetary expenditure.
  • : Following new legislation in Newfatland, the credibility of anti-government demagogues is undermined by government claims that they smell like poo.
  • : Newfatland was endorsed by The Dominion of Roctpor.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 148 » Yaorozu, Whereisthatistan, Novare Res, Former English Colony, Selfgradatude, Herzliyya, Ermarian, HMS Unicorn, Zeroxis, Arcadiom, Great Bights Mum, Malvad, NabMex, New Sekai, Sadakoyama, Republic of Destiny, Plembobria, Unimaginable Doom, Saint Tomaston, South Isles, Yukti, New Lakemba, Chinstralia, Wineclaw, OblivionObliviousness, Lord Ravenclaw, Syrixia, AdyLand, The Rossinite Empire, Necromonia, New Trisone, Anarchy Sites, Rochester Black, Ultima Terra, Apetopia, Philippedafos, Notyoutopia, Ponies and Princesses, Merconitonitopia, Fengate, Xentherida, Kylesburgh, Daedric Stellar Empire, Yeraennus, Uhura-Ubuntu, Ceretis, Citiva, The Swedish Republic of New Kenya, Lionia, Guslantis, and 98 others.Tokaryk, NewNerman, Mazeoftime, Hudson Valley, Lagondia, Neen, Sunto, Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan, Stenc, Frances Francis the First of France, Pauline Bonaparte, Snowlit, Klettureyja, The Undead Union, The Isle of Grossmania, McMasterdonia, Nyvenia, Rukonia, Flooforia, Abacathea, Empire of Infinite Evil, Francovania, Celreostia, Greater Catan, Bharathvarsh, New Phyrreus, Kelvaros Prime, Cheongji, Libera Publica, EretzIsrael, SillyString, Khalasar Atthirari, Meritdom, Eyes that do not Lie, Blackshear41, Yama Tai, Territorio di Nessuno, Elspeth and Samina, Narandor, Farnstopia, Zyvetskistaahn, Soverenia, Zifre, Nationalist Fools, Inat, Pacajus, Nova Constellation, Padraigiana, Vantaria, Republic of Dixie, OPArsenal, Imperial Arkania, Vegetarian States, Sil Dorsett, Shadowrik, Islands of unity, Pasargad, Wisconsota, Avalon, American MapleStory, Flashy Light, Holy Oranz, Calamazo, OnionTenshi, Stolichnya, Rumata, Gorinchem and Hoog-Hoornaar, Lord Emmanuel, Szalowa, Yellan, Capinistria, Potistan, Sphotch, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Ophlantly, SouthParkers, Anopic, The Mazur Empire, Clarent, Asland Gardens, Imperial Collective Union, Malta Comino Gozo, Free Culture, Everywheristan, Sankami, MDIland, Tokenzia, Vladimirius, Morrn, Frostcastle, Pallaith, Mew States, Necropolis1, PatrickSwayze, Reannia, Roctpor, Bourbon-Conde, and Yalkan.

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