“Ja Pierdole, Ale Faza!”
|Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy|
Regional Influence: Minnow
Location: The North Pacific
The Borderlands of Newfatland is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by THE Cybernetic Ghost of The Emperor with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads. Its hard-nosed population of 4.092 billion have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Education, and Defence. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of RoboFrance 29. The average income tax rate is 62%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Tourism industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology.
Major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, it is a crime to offend someone's religious beliefs, newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent, and expensive lawyers are hired to defend citizens in court for public urination charges against their pets. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Newfatland's national animal is the Anthropomorphic Horse-Slave, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is The Cult of The Emperor, and its currency is the Jive Turkey.
Most Recent Government Activity: 14 days ago
- 2 days 14 hours ago: Newfatland fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Retail Industry.
- 5 days ago: Newfatland was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Subsidized Industry.
- 8 days ago: Newfatland was endorsed by The Invisible Pink of HMS Unicorn.
- 11 days ago: Newfatland was endorsed by The Federal Kingdom Republic of Rukonia.
- 12 days ago: Newfatland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
- 12 days ago: Newfatland was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Gambling Industry (last census: Top 10%).
- 12 days ago: Newfatland was endorsed by The Holy Iquisition of Ratopia.
- 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Newfatland, expensive lawyers are hired to defend citizens in court for public urination charges against their pets.
- 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Newfatland, newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent.
- 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Newfatland, it is a crime to offend someone's religious beliefs.
Endorsements Received: 43 » Yaorozu, Whereisthatistan, Blue Wolf II, Groovistan, Pasargad, Novare Res, Grosseschnauzer, Former English Colony, Great Bights Mum, Selfgradatude, Andromeda Islands, Enif, Herzliyya, Blackshear41, Democatic Donkeys, New haven america, Ermarian, God n Country n Byron, Zemnaya Svoboda, Oilgarchy, Leekem, Troibroin, Mariensbergian Principality, Zion-Talmasca, Esponnise, My Utopian World, Bradlia, Casal Centeio, Avalon, Unemployable Musicians, McMasterdonia, Sanctarian WA Mission, Cierva, East Antonia, Macworld, Everywheristan, Prumkom, Mandexia, HMS Unicorn, Zeroxis, Snoefsnuif, Ratopia, and Rukonia.