“Ja Pierdole, Ale Faza!”
|Category: Corrupt Dictatorship|
Regional Influence: Minnow
Location: The North Pacific
The Borderlands of Newfatland is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by THE Cybernetic Ghost of The Emperor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.999 billion Newfatlandians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Education, and Social Equality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of RoboFrance 29. The average income tax rate is 93%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.
Euthanasia is legal, the government blames all suspicious phenomena on flying saucers, anti-government web sites are springing up, and there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Newfatland's national animal is the Anthropomorphic Horse-Slave, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is The Cult of The Emperor, and its currency is the Jive Turkey.
Most Recent Government Activity: 17 days ago
- 3 days 17 hours ago: Newfatland was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Populations (last census: Top 10%).
- 7 days ago: Newfatland was endorsed by The End All Be All of Spadanera.
- 10 days ago: Newfatland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
- 13 days ago: Newfatland was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
- 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Newfatland, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.
- 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Newfatland, anti-government web sites are springing up.
- 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Newfatland, the government blames all suspicious phenomena on flying saucers.
- 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Newfatland, euthanasia is legal.
- 19 days ago: Newfatland was endorsed by The Inter-Stellar Republic of NabMex.
- 23 days ago: Newfatland was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Kroassant.
Endorsements Received: 46 » Yaorozu, Whereisthatistan, Groovistan, Pasargad, Novare Res, Grosseschnauzer, Former English Colony, Selfgradatude, Andromeda Islands, Herzliyya, Blackshear41, Democatic Donkeys, New haven america, Ermarian, God n Country n Byron, Oilgarchy, Zion-Talmasca, Esponnise, McMasterdonia, Macworld, Mandexia, HMS Unicorn, Zeroxis, Ator People, Alunya, Kiwitaicho, Olvern, Framhaven, Sheldanada, Arcadiom, Eumbner, Bristol C, Kitabo, Abacathea, United Kingdom of Great Lionheart, Kevaren, Lionia, Varovanjov, Astra Lumina, Great Bights Mum, Indonesa, Emmers, Malvad, Kroassant, NabMex, and Spadanera.