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The Borderlands of Newfatland

“Ja Pierdole, Ale Faza!”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The North Pacific

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The Borderlands of Newfatland is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by THE Cybernetic Ghost of The Emperor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.999 billion Newfatlandians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Education, and Social Equality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of RoboFrance 29. The average income tax rate is 93%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Euthanasia is legal, the government blames all suspicious phenomena on flying saucers, anti-government web sites are springing up, and there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Newfatland's national animal is the Anthropomorphic Horse-Slave, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is The Cult of The Emperor, and its currency is the Jive Turkey.

Newfatland is ranked 1,115th in The North Pacific and 28,785th in the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 68 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

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