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The Borderlands of Newfatland

“Ja Pierdole, Ale Faza!”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The North Pacific

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The Borderlands of Newfatland is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by THE Cybernetic Ghost of The Emperor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its national health service. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.677 billion Newfatlandians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Education, and Social Equality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of RoboFrance 29. The average income tax rate is 93%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

The automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle, abortions are routinely performed in Newfatland's hospitals, and all news sources are under strict government control. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Newfatland's national animal is the Anthropomorphic Horse-Slave, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is The Cult of The Emperor, and its currency is the Jive Turkey.

Newfatland is ranked 132nd in The North Pacific and 7,294th in the world for Rudest Citizens, with 67.3 Insults Per Minute (net).

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 days ago

  • 1 day 8 hours ago: Newfatland was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Highest Police Ratios.
  • 1 day 18 hours ago: Newfatland was endorsed by The Utmost Tombian Democracy of The Democratic Republic of Tomb.
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Newfatland was endorsed by The Salty Dogs of Great Bights Mum.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Newfatland, all news sources are under strict government control.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Newfatland, abortions are routinely performed in Newfatland's hospitals.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Newfatland, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Newfatland, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Newfatland, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Newfatland, the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Newfatland, children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet.

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