The Borderlands of Newfatland is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by THE Cybernetic Ghost of The Emperor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, unlimited-speed roads, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.019 billion Newfatlandians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.
The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of RoboFrance 29. The average income tax rate is 88.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Newfatlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,797 trillion Jive Turkeys a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 179,454 Jive Turkeys, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, all writing must pass a censorship board before being allowed on the shelves, and fruit pickers with degrees in Anthropomorphic Horse-Slave psychology are a common sight. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Newfatland's national animal is the Anthropomorphic Horse-Slave, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Cult of The Emperor.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Newfatland, fruit pickers with degrees in Anthropomorphic Horse-Slave psychology are a common sight.
- : Following new legislation in Newfatland, all writing must pass a censorship board before being allowed on the shelves.
- : Following new legislation in Newfatland, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
- : Newfatland was endorsed by The Intellectual Nation of Techislovakia.
- : Following new legislation in Newfatland, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines.
- : Following new legislation in Newfatland, military spending is on the increase.
- : Newfatland was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Iron Fist Socialists".
- : Following new legislation in Newfatland, students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations.
- : Following new legislation in Newfatland, citizens select which government department gets their income tax Jive Turkeys each year.
- : Following new legislation in Newfatland, every street in the nation contains at least three law firms.
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