NationStates | The Borderlands of Newfatland

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“Ja Pierdole, Ale Faza!”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights: Good	Economy: Frightening	Political Freedoms: Some

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The North Pacific

Overview • Factbook • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis

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The Borderlands of Newfatland is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by THE Cybernetic Ghost of The Emperor with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads. Its hard-nosed population of 3.068 billion are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Education, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of RoboFrance 29. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, and the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Newfatland's national animal is the Anthropomorphic Horse-Slave, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is The Cult of The Emperor, and its currency is the Jive Turkey.

Newfatland is ranked 1,399th in The North Pacific and 32,521st in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 0.749 Stalins.

Top 10% of The North Pacific for Largest Agricultural Sector Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector Top 5% of The North Pacific for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector Top 1% of The North Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry Top 10% of The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments Top 5% of The North Pacific for Most Cultured Top 5% of the world for Largest Defense Forces Top 5% of the world for Most Devout Top 5% of the world for Highest Drug Use Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments Top 1% of The North Pacific for Fastest-Growing Economies Top 5% of the world for Fastest-Growing Economies Top 5% of The North Pacific for Lowest Unemployment Rates Top 5% of the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments Top 10% of The North Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry Top 10% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry Top 1% of The North Pacific for Largest Public Sector Top 1% of the world for Largest Public Sector Top 1% of the world for Most Developed Top 5% of The North Pacific for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare Top 5% of the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare Top 10% of The North Pacific for Healthiest Citizens Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens Top 1% of The North Pacific for Highest Average Tax Rates Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates Top 1% of the world for Most Influential Top 5% of The North Pacific for Most Influential Top 10% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector Top 10% of The North Pacific for Nudest Top 5% of the world for Highest Police Ratios Top 1% of The North Pacific for Largest Public Transport Department Top 1% of the world for Largest Public Transport Department Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens Top 5% of The North Pacific for Rudest Citizens Top 5% of the world for Safest Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 7 hours ago

4 days ago: Following new legislation in Newfatland, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
4 days ago: Following new legislation in Newfatland, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government.
5 days ago: Newfatland endorsed The Hippie Commune of Ashatwe.
6 days ago: Newfatland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector (last census: Top 10%).
8 days ago: Newfatland was endorsed by The Hippie Commune of Ashatwe.
11 days ago: Newfatland was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Gambling Industry (last census: Top 5%).
16 days ago: Newfatland was endorsed by The Libertarian Seastead of IndieGirl.
16 days ago: Following new legislation in Newfatland, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs.
16 days ago: Following new legislation in Newfatland, abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances.
17 days ago: Following new legislation in Newfatland, Newfatland's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers.