“Ja Pierdole, Ale Faza!”
|Category: Father Knows Best State|
Regional Influence: Minnow
Location: The North Pacific
The Borderlands of Newfatland is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by THE Cybernetic Ghost of The Emperor with an iron fist, and notable for its punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.79 billion Newfatlandians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Education, and Social Equality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of RoboFrance 29. The average income tax rate is 92%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.
Organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence, and noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Newfatland's national animal is the Anthropomorphic Horse-Slave, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is The Cult of The Emperor, and its currency is the Jive Turkey.
Most Recent Government Activity: 14 days ago
- 3 hours ago: Newfatland was endorsed by The Left-Wingers of Emmers.
- 14 hours ago: Newfatland was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Best Weather.
- 1 day 14 hours ago: Newfatland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Defense Forces.
- 7 days ago: Newfatland was endorsed by The Republic of Indonesa.
- 10 days ago: Newfatland was endorsed by The Federal Republic of United Aonland.
- 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Newfatland, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law.
- 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Newfatland, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence.
- 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Newfatland, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
- 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Newfatland, organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous.
- 20 days ago: Newfatland was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Highest Police Ratios.
Endorsements Received: 45 » Yaorozu, Whereisthatistan, Groovistan, Pasargad, Novare Res, Grosseschnauzer, Former English Colony, Selfgradatude, Andromeda Islands, Herzliyya, Blackshear41, Democatic Donkeys, New haven america, Ermarian, God n Country n Byron, Oilgarchy, Zion-Talmasca, Esponnise, My Utopian World, McMasterdonia, Macworld, Mandexia, HMS Unicorn, Zeroxis, Rukonia, Ator People, Alunya, Kiwitaicho, Olvern, Framhaven, Sheldanada, Arcadiom, Eumbner, Bristol C, Kitabo, Abacathea, United Kingdom of Great Lionheart, Kevaren, Lionia, Varovanjov, Astra Lumina, Great Bights Mum, United Aonland, Indonesa, and Emmers.