Most World Assembly Endorsements: 319th Most Influential: 581st Highest Poor Incomes: 1,406th
The Borderlands of
Iron Fist Socialists
Ja Pierdole, Ale Faza!
THE Cybernetic Ghost of The Emperor
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The Borderlands of Newfatland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by THE Cybernetic Ghost of The Emperor with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.202 billion Newfatlandians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of RoboFrance 29. The average income tax rate is 88.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Newfatlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,830 trillion Jive Turkeys a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 179,400 Jive Turkeys, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, all writing must pass a censorship board before being allowed on the shelves, fruit pickers with degrees in Anthropomorphic Horse-Slave psychology are a common sight, and preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Newfatland's national animal is the Anthropomorphic Horse-Slave, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Cult of The Emperor.

Newfatland is ranked 157,273rd in the world and 9,995th in The North Pacific for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 23.36 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 319thMost Influential: 581stHighest Poor Incomes: 1,406thLargest Black Market: 1,538thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,699thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,350thMost Developed: 2,787thMost Stationary: 2,950thBest Weather: 3,292ndMost Beautiful Environments: 3,428thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,525thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,942ndHighest Economic Output: 4,845thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,161stMost Devout: 5,327thLowest Crime Rates: 5,725thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,826thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,001stHighest Average Incomes: 6,302ndMost Advanced Public Education: 6,349thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,689thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,765thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,772ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,937thSmartest Citizens: 7,109thTop
Largest Governments: 8,771stHighest Drug Use: 8,904thHealthiest Citizens: 9,254thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,074thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,283rdMost Inclusive: 10,816thMost Efficient Economies: 11,010thLargest Populations: 11,549thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,815thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,136thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,626thMost Income Equality: 12,733rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,018th
Largest Black Market: 30th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 56th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 57th in the regionMost Stationary: 61st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 67th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 92nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 97th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 115th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 118th in the regionMost Developed: 127th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 134th in the regionLargest Populations: 149th in the regionMost Devout: 151st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 156th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 185th in the regionMost Influential: 187th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 216th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 218th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 227th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 232nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 245th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 245th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 247th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 252nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 273rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 277th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 299th in the regionLargest Governments: 308th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 347th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 361st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 372nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 375th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 410th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 463rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 479th in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 605th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 696th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 762nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 852nd in the region

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