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The Borderlands of Newfatland

“Ja Pierdole, Ale Faza!”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The North Pacific

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The Borderlands of Newfatland is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by THE Cybernetic Ghost of The Emperor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its punitive income tax rates. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.897 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Commerce, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of RoboFrance 29. The average income tax rate is 86%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Tourism and Information Technology.

Angst-filled teenagers are rushing off to buy government bonds for some odd reason, most of the military's funding goes into researching space-age weaponry, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms, and Newfatland is notorious for its citizens' infidelity. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Newfatland's national animal is the Anthropomorphic Horse-Slave, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is The Cult of The Emperor, and its currency is the Jive Turkey.

Newfatland is ranked 2,664th in The North Pacific and 71,637th in the world for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 0 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 11 hours ago

  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Newfatland, Newfatland is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Newfatland, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Newfatland, most of the military's funding goes into researching space-age weaponry.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Newfatland, angst-filled teenagers are rushing off to buy government bonds for some odd reason.
  • 3 days 3 hours ago: Newfatland was endorsed by The Allied Huggable Fluffies of Kitabo.
  • 3 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Newfatland, the government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor.
  • 3 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Newfatland, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.
  • 3 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Newfatland, government popup ads are springing up like weeds.
  • 5 days ago: Newfatland was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Temberin.
  • 5 days ago: Newfatland was endorsed by The Republic of Bristol C.

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