Most World Assembly Endorsements: 337th Most Influential: 600th Highest Poor Incomes: 1,389th
The Borderlands of
Iron Fist Socialists
Ja Pierdole, Ale Faza!
THE Cybernetic Ghost of The Emperor
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Borderlands of Newfatland is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by THE Cybernetic Ghost of The Emperor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, unlimited-speed roads, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.019 billion Newfatlandians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of RoboFrance 29. The average income tax rate is 88.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Newfatlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,797 trillion Jive Turkeys a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 179,454 Jive Turkeys, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, all writing must pass a censorship board before being allowed on the shelves, and fruit pickers with degrees in Anthropomorphic Horse-Slave psychology are a common sight. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Newfatland's national animal is the Anthropomorphic Horse-Slave, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Cult of The Emperor.

Newfatland is ranked 54,284th in the world and 2,922nd in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,850.63 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 337thMost Influential: 600thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,389thLargest Black Market: 1,495thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,683rdMost Corrupt Governments: 2,325thMost Developed: 2,675thMost Stationary: 3,000thBest Weather: 3,252ndMost Beautiful Environments: 3,348thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,422ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,140thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,752ndHighest Economic Output: 4,897thMost Devout: 5,277thLowest Crime Rates: 5,729thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,936thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,037thHighest Average Incomes: 6,215thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,268thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,612thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,659thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,694thSmartest Citizens: 6,999thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,082ndTop
Largest Governments: 8,796thHighest Drug Use: 9,110thHealthiest Citizens: 9,464thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,861stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,175thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,377thMost Inclusive: 10,496thMost Efficient Economies: 10,737thLargest Populations: 11,888thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,936thMost Income Equality: 12,100thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,860thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,880th
Largest Black Market: 32nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 57th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 58th in the regionMost Stationary: 65th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 65th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 96th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 99th in the regionBest Weather: 111th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 115th in the regionMost Developed: 125th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 128th in the regionMost Devout: 147th in the regionLargest Populations: 154th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 155th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 173rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 187th in the regionMost Influential: 189th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 209th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 223rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 234th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 239th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 240th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 242nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 257th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 265th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 271st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 292nd in the regionLargest Governments: 308th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 327th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 348th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 387th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 388th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 389th in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 434th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 462nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 553rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 571st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 679th in the regionMost Income Equality: 706th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Newfatland, fruit pickers with degrees in Anthropomorphic Horse-Slave psychology are a common sight.
  • : Following new legislation in Newfatland, all writing must pass a censorship board before being allowed on the shelves.
  • : Following new legislation in Newfatland, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
  • : Newfatland was endorsed by The Intellectual Nation of Techislovakia.
  • : Following new legislation in Newfatland, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines.
  • : Following new legislation in Newfatland, military spending is on the increase.
  • : Newfatland was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Iron Fist Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Newfatland, students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Newfatland, citizens select which government department gets their income tax Jive Turkeys each year.
  • : Following new legislation in Newfatland, every street in the nation contains at least three law firms.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 143 » Yaorozu, Whereisthatistan, Novare Res, Former English Colony, Selfgradatude, Herzliyya, New haven america, Ermarian, HMS Unicorn, Zeroxis, Sheldanada, Arcadiom, Kitabo, Great Bights Mum, Malvad, NabMex, New Sekai, Sadakoyama, Republic of Destiny, Plembobria, Unimaginable Doom, Saint Tomaston, South Isles, True Sebland, Yukti, New Lakemba, Chinstralia, Wineclaw, OblivionObliviousness, Lord Ravenclaw, Syrixia, AdyLand, The Rossinite Empire, Necromonia, New Trisone, Anarchy Sites, Norvalkin, Rochester Black, Ultima Terra, Trombone Kingdom, Apetopia, Philippedafos, Notyoutopia, Ponies and Princesses, Merconitonitopia, Fengate, Xentherida, Kylesburgh, Daedric Stellar Empire, Yeraennus, and 93 others.United Regions of Geographic Masses, Uhura-Ubuntu, Ceretis, Cartertopia, Citiva, SEA LORD, The Swedish Republic of New Kenya, Lionia, Guslantis, Tokaryk, NewNerman, Mazeoftime, Hudson Valley, Lagondia, Neen, Garden Bast, Sunto, Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan, Stenc, Frances Francis the First of France, Babylon and Ur, Pauline Bonaparte, Snowlit, Klettureyja, The Undead Union, Sirisea, The Isle of Grossmania, McMasterdonia, Nyvenia, Rukonia, Flooforia, Dreac Thar, Mulkuram, Abacathea, Praeceps, Quest For The Best Girl, Empire of Infinite Evil, Francovania, Celreostia, Greater Catan, Bharathvarsh, Poztopia, New Phyrreus, Nightempire, Kelvaros Prime, Cheongji, Libera Publica, EretzIsrael, Razzym, SillyString, Eryri Newydd, Khalasar Atthirari, Religioncord, Meritdom, Eyes that do not Lie, Fip, Blackshear41, Yama Tai, Territorio di Nessuno, Elspeth and Samina, Oakster, Narandor, The Dependent States of Siberia, Zendary, The Disney Union, Wolfgonia, Farnstopia, Zyvetskistaahn, Monkie, Ughseriously, Soverenia, Zifre, Nationalist Fools, Inat, Pacajus, Nova Constellation, Padraigiana, Olbvn, Mendelian Conglomerate, Vantaria, Republic of Dixie, OPArsenal, Imperial Arkania, St Francis Xavier, Anichi, Nolandic Territories, Vegetarian States, Sil Dorsett, Shadowrik, Avelor, Islands of unity, Pasargad, and Techislovakia.

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