The Borderlands of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Ja Pierdole, Ale Faza!
THE Cybernetic Ghost of The Emperor
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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The Borderlands of Newfatland is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by THE Cybernetic Ghost of The Emperor with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 7.668 billion Newfatlandians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of RoboFrance 29. The average income tax rate is 86.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Newfatlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,321 trillion Jive Turkeys a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 172,366 Jive Turkeys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class, clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions, and private law firms are unheard of. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Newfatland's national animal is the Anthropomorphic Horse-Slave, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Cult of The Emperor.

Newfatland is ranked 5,040th in The North Pacific and 106,825th in the world for Most Pacifist, scoring -356 on the Lennon-Springsteen Scale.

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