“Ja Pierdole, Ale Faza!”
|Category: Father Knows Best State|
Regional Influence: Minnow
Location: The North Pacific
The Borderlands of Newfatland is a massive, safe nation, ruled by THE Cybernetic Ghost of The Emperor with an iron fist, and renowned for its national health service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 4.861 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Education, and Defence. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of RoboFrance 29. The average income tax rate is 85%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Tourism and Information Technology.
Administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture, cars are banned from built-up areas, meat-eating is frowned upon, and a dictator has seized power and outlawed elections. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Newfatland's national animal is the Anthropomorphic Horse-Slave, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is The Cult of The Emperor, and its currency is the Jive Turkey.
Most Recent Government Activity: 4 days ago
- 4 days ago: Newfatland was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Father Knows Best State".
- 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Newfatland, a dictator has seized power and outlawed elections.
- 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Newfatland, meat-eating is frowned upon.
- 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Newfatland, cars are banned from built-up areas.
- 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Newfatland, administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture.
- 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Newfatland, convicted murderers are free to walk the streets provided they attend rehabilitation classes.
- 7 days ago: Newfatland was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
- 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Newfatland, the fastest growing demographic of porn viewership is twelve to seventeen.
- 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Newfatland, same-sex marriages are increasingly common.
- 10 days ago: Newfatland was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
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