“Ja Pierdole, Ale Faza!”
|Category: Corrupt Dictatorship|
Regional Influence: Minnow
Location: The North Pacific
The Borderlands of Newfatland is a huge, economically powerful nation, ruled by THE Cybernetic Ghost of The Emperor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 626 million, 625 million of whom are zombies, Newfatlandians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Education, and Social Equality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of RoboFrance 29. The average income tax rate is 93%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.
Pro-democracy regime change has been avoided, jails have become colloquially known as 'vampire houses', government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders, and conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Newfatland's national animal is the Anthropomorphic Horse-Slave, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is The Cult of The Emperor, and its currency is the Jive Turkey.
Newfatland is currently considering its options.
Survival Rate: 0.02%
Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 8 hours ago
- 1 day 7 hours ago: Newfatland was endorsed by The Empire of Anawak.
- 1 day 21 hours ago: Newfatland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare.
- 1 day 23 hours ago: Newfatland was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare (last census: Top 10%).
- 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Newfatland, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
- 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Newfatland, government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders.
- 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Newfatland, jails have become colloquially known as 'vampire houses'.
- 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Newfatland, pro-democracy regime change has been avoided.
- 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Newfatland, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast.
- 9 days ago: Newfatland was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Populations (last census: Top 10%).
- 13 days ago: Newfatland was endorsed by The End All Be All of Spadanera.
Endorsements Received: 47 » Yaorozu, Whereisthatistan, Groovistan, Pasargad, Novare Res, Grosseschnauzer, Former English Colony, Selfgradatude, Andromeda Islands, Herzliyya, Blackshear41, Democatic Donkeys, New haven america, Ermarian, God n Country n Byron, Oilgarchy, Zion-Talmasca, Esponnise, McMasterdonia, Macworld, Mandexia, HMS Unicorn, Zeroxis, Ator People, Alunya, Kiwitaicho, Olvern, Framhaven, Sheldanada, Arcadiom, Eumbner, Bristol C, Kitabo, Abacathea, United Kingdom of Great Lionheart, Kevaren, Lionia, Varovanjov, Astra Lumina, Great Bights Mum, Indonesa, Emmers, Malvad, Kroassant, NabMex, Spadanera, and Anawak.