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The Borderlands of
Democratic Socialists
Ja Pierdole, Ale Faza!
THE Cybernetic Ghost of The Emperor
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Borderlands of Newfatland is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by THE Cybernetic Ghost of The Emperor with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, unlimited-speed roads, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.962 billion Newfatlandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of RoboFrance 29. The average income tax rate is 85.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Newfatlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,213 trillion Jive Turkeys a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 174,344 Jive Turkeys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm, students cut up leftover Jive Turkeys during Arts and Crafts, the Anthropomorphic Horse-Slave is protected from hunting and slowly coming back from the brink of extinction, and police pull people off the street for even mentioning the word plane. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Newfatland's national animal is the Anthropomorphic Horse-Slave, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Cult of The Emperor.

Newfatland is ranked 6,781st in The North Pacific and 112,151st in the world for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -1 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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