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The Borderlands of Newfatland

“Ja Pierdole, Ale Faza!”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The North Pacific

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The Borderlands of Newfatland is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by THE Cybernetic Ghost of The Emperor with an iron fist, and notable for its surprisingly youthful workforce, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and museums and concert halls. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.589 billion Newfatlandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of RoboFrance 29. The average income tax rate is 82.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Newfatlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,138 trillion Jive Turkeys a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 172,816 Jive Turkeys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Newfatland's educational system is the envy of many and regarded as a pinnacle of academic achievement, waste is frequently shipped to other countries, Newfatland has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world, and most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Newfatland's national animal is the Anthropomorphic Horse-Slave, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Cult of The Emperor.

Newfatland is ranked 4,417th in The North Pacific and 102,688th in the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -3 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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