The Borderlands of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Ja Pierdole, Ale Faza!
THE Cybernetic Ghost of The Emperor
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Borderlands of Newfatland is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by THE Cybernetic Ghost of The Emperor with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.108 billion Newfatlandians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of RoboFrance 29. The average income tax rate is 85.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Newfatlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,248 trillion Jive Turkeys a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 175,711 Jive Turkeys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, anyone who so much as frowns is referred to a mental health unit, and THE Cybernetic Ghost of The Emperor's mistress is the belle at many state balls. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Newfatland's national animal is the Anthropomorphic Horse-Slave, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Cult of The Emperor.

Newfatland is ranked 6,653rd in The North Pacific and 134,886th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -231 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 10 days ago

  • 5 days ago: Newfatland was endorsed by The Holy Empire of WashingtonState.
  • 8 days ago: Newfatland was endorsed by The Collective of Wineclaw.
  • 10 days ago: Newfatland was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Newfatland, THE Cybernetic Ghost of The Emperor's mistress is the belle at many state balls.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Newfatland, anyone who so much as frowns is referred to a mental health unit.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Newfatland, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Newfatland, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Newfatland, convicted murderers are free to walk the streets provided they attend rehabilitation classes.
  • 10 days ago: Newfatland endorsed A lost soul.
  • 10 days ago: Newfatland was endorsed by The Incorporated States of Chinstralia.

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