The Borderlands of
Democratic Socialists
Ja Pierdole, Ale Faza!
THE Cybernetic Ghost of The Emperor
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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The Borderlands of Newfatland is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by THE Cybernetic Ghost of The Emperor with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 7.518 billion Newfatlandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of RoboFrance 29. The average income tax rate is 85.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Newfatlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,301 trillion Jive Turkeys a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 173,098 Jive Turkeys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign nationals are widely distrusted, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, Brasilistanis face layers of paperwork in a different language just to visit a doctor, and the nation leads The North Pacific in per capita stalking. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Newfatland's national animal is the Anthropomorphic Horse-Slave, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Cult of The Emperor.

Newfatland is ranked 5,799th in The North Pacific and 125,326th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring -1,589.66 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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