The Borderlands of
Democratic Socialists
Ja Pierdole, Ale Faza!
THE Cybernetic Ghost of The Emperor
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Borderlands of Newfatland is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by THE Cybernetic Ghost of The Emperor with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 8.089 billion Newfatlandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of RoboFrance 29. The average income tax rate is 87.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Newfatlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,421 trillion Jive Turkeys a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 175,776 Jive Turkeys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Chemically brainwashed citizens praise THE Cybernetic Ghost of The Emperor's name on an hourly basis, people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, and the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Newfatland's national animal is the Anthropomorphic Horse-Slave, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Cult of The Emperor.

Newfatland is ranked 6,120th in The North Pacific and 119,517th in the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -17 on the Hayek Index.

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by Max Barry

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