The Borderlands of
Democratic Socialists
Ja Pierdole, Ale Faza!
THE Cybernetic Ghost of The Emperor
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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The Borderlands of Newfatland is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by THE Cybernetic Ghost of The Emperor with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, unlimited-speed roads, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 7.313 billion Newfatlandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of RoboFrance 29. The average income tax rate is 84.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Newfatlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,257 trillion Jive Turkeys a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 171,890 Jive Turkeys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's people have woken up to find themselves colonial masters of Brasilistan, citizens must have a license to operate a computer, Newfatland's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, and the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Newfatland's national animal is the Anthropomorphic Horse-Slave, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Cult of The Emperor.

Newfatland is ranked 7,406th in The North Pacific and 143,445th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring -1,615.562 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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