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The Borderlands of Newfatland

“Ja Pierdole, Ale Faza!”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The North Pacific

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The Borderlands of Newfatland is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by THE Cybernetic Ghost of The Emperor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its national health service. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 6.208 billion Newfatlandians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Education, and Social Equality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of RoboFrance 29. The average income tax rate is 94%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

The nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Newfatland, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, and the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Newfatland's national animal is the Anthropomorphic Horse-Slave, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is The Cult of The Emperor, and its currency is the Jive Turkey.

Newfatland is ranked 686th in The North Pacific and 22,832nd in the world for Nudest, with 194 Cheeks per Square Mile.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 23 hours ago

  • 96 minutes ago: Newfatland fell out of the world Top 10% for Nudest.
  • 2 hours ago: Newfatland fell out of the regional Top 10% for Nudest.
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Newfatland, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists.
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Newfatland, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms.
  • 2 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Newfatland, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Newfatland.
  • 2 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Newfatland, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle.
  • 2 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Newfatland, citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless.
  • 2 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Newfatland, the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Newfatland, anti-government web sites are springing up.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Newfatland, children are sent to either religious or secular schools.

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