The Borderlands of
Democratic Socialists
Ja Pierdole, Ale Faza!
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Borderlands of Newfatland is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by THE Cybernetic Ghost of The Emperor with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.802 billion Newfatlandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of RoboFrance 29. The average income tax rate is 83.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Newfatlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,175 trillion Jive Turkeys a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 172,762 Jive Turkeys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The studies of art and philosophy are banned, the number of students attending university has reached a record high, atheists are heavily taxed, and Newfatland is notorious for its citizens' infidelity. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Newfatland's national animal is the Anthropomorphic Horse-Slave, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Cult of The Emperor.

Newfatland is ranked 5,692nd in The North Pacific and 122,625th in the world for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -3 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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