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The Borderlands of Newfatland

“Ja Pierdole, Ale Faza!”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
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Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The North Pacific


The Borderlands of Newfatland is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by THE Cybernetic Ghost of The Emperor with an iron fist, and renowned for its national health service. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 6.338 billion Newfatlandians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Education, and Social Equality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of RoboFrance 29. The average income tax rate is 94%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

The government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists, unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave, businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders, and orphanages are closing their doors as the government forces parents to actually raise their children. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Newfatland's national animal is the Anthropomorphic Horse-Slave, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is The Cult of The Emperor, and its currency is the Jive Turkey.

Newfatland is ranked 180th in The North Pacific and 7,915th in the world for Largest Public Transport Department, scoring 75 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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by Max Barry

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