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The Borderlands of Newfatland

“Ja Pierdole, Ale Faza!”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The North Pacific

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The Borderlands of Newfatland is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by THE Cybernetic Ghost of The Emperor with an iron fist, and notable for its punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.79 billion Newfatlandians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Education, and Social Equality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of RoboFrance 29. The average income tax rate is 92%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence, and noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Newfatland's national animal is the Anthropomorphic Horse-Slave, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is The Cult of The Emperor, and its currency is the Jive Turkey.

Newfatland is ranked 350th in The North Pacific and 12,607th in the world for Best Weather, with 83 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

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