Most World Assembly Endorsements: 351st Most Influential: 677th Highest Poor Incomes: 1,796th
The Borderlands of
Democratic Socialists
Ja Pierdole, Ale Faza!
THE Cybernetic Ghost of The Emperor
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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The Borderlands of Newfatland is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by THE Cybernetic Ghost of The Emperor with an even hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 9.852 billion Newfatlandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of RoboFrance 29. The average income tax rate is 91.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Newfatlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,660 trillion Jive Turkeys a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 168,502 Jive Turkeys, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prospective parents are cheering on the streets as they no longer need a license to have children, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Newfatland Blood Tithe, and young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Newfatland's national animal is the Anthropomorphic Horse-Slave, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Cult of The Emperor.

Newfatland is ranked 78,787th in the world and 5,024th in The North Pacific for Most Authoritarian, with 0.29 Stalins.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 351stMost Influential: 677thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 1,796thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,194thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,690thMost Developed: 2,731stMost Stationary: 3,042ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,087thLargest Black Market: 3,101stMost Beautiful Environments: 3,403rdBest Weather: 3,547thLowest Crime Rates: 4,526thMost Devout: 4,957thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,189thHighest Economic Output: 5,368thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,791stLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,996thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,923rdSmartest Citizens: 6,991stMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,072ndLargest Governments: 7,108thHighest Average Incomes: 7,291stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,493rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,662ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,777thMost Efficient Economies: 8,351stTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 9,143rdMost Subsidized Industry: 9,215thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,981stHighest Drug Use: 10,142ndHealthiest Citizens: 10,318thMost Inclusive: 11,193rdMost Rebellious Youth: 11,857thLargest Populations: 11,947thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,248thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,348thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,057thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,248thMost Income Equality: 14,785thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,995th
Largest Black Market: 53rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 59th in the regionMost Stationary: 67th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 68th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 68th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 102nd in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 114th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 117th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 118th in the regionMost Developed: 119th in the regionBest Weather: 120th in the regionMost Devout: 138th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 151st in the regionLargest Populations: 153rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 189th in the regionMost Influential: 206th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 222nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 230th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 234th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 238th in the regionLargest Governments: 241st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 260th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 263rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 263rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 268th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 274th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 275th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 302nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 333rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 356th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 371st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 426th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 429th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 431st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 465th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 581st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 582nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 593rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 745th in the regionMost Income Equality: 994th in the region

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