“Ja Pierdole, Ale Faza!”
|Category: Democratic Socialists|
Regional Influence: Minnow
Location: The North Pacific
The Borderlands of Newfatland is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by THE Cybernetic Ghost of The Emperor with an iron fist, and notable for its surprisingly youthful workforce, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and museums and concert halls. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.589 billion Newfatlandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of RoboFrance 29. The average income tax rate is 82.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Newfatlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,138 trillion Jive Turkeys a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 172,816 Jive Turkeys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Newfatland's educational system is the envy of many and regarded as a pinnacle of academic achievement, waste is frequently shipped to other countries, Newfatland has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world, and most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Newfatland's national animal is the Anthropomorphic Horse-Slave, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Cult of The Emperor.
Most Recent Government Activity: 12 days ago
- 4 days ago: Newfatland was endorsed by The Republic of Wolfstar WA Mission.
- 7 days ago: Newfatland was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Democratic Socialists".
- 10 days ago: Newfatland was endorsed by The Colony of Radlef.
- 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Newfatland, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists.
- 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Newfatland, Newfatland has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world.
- 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Newfatland, waste is frequently shipped to other countries.
- 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Newfatland, Newfatland's educational system is the envy of many and regarded as a pinnacle of academic achievement.
- 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Newfatland, citizens select which government department gets their income tax Jive Turkeys each year.
- 14 days ago: Newfatland was endorsed by The Kingdom of Whale Republic.
- 14 days ago: Newfatland was endorsed by The Free Land of Bacon Kingdom.
Endorsements Received: 66 » Yaorozu, Whereisthatistan, Pasargad, Novare Res, Grosseschnauzer, Former English Colony, Selfgradatude, Herzliyya, Democatic Donkeys, New haven america, Ermarian, God n Country n Byron, Zion-Talmasca, McMasterdonia, Mandexia, HMS Unicorn, Zeroxis, Ator People, Alunya, Olvern, Framhaven, Sheldanada, Arcadiom, Eumbner, Kitabo, Abacathea, United Kingdom of Great Lionheart, Lionia, Astra Lumina, Great Bights Mum, Indonesa, Malvad, NabMex, General COE, New Sekai, SillyString, Territorio di Nessuno, Han fei Zi, Kialga-Lourti, The A9, Sadakoyama, Neu-Klagenfurt, Republic of Destiny, Merdir, Volande, Vuzalex, Pakistan 001, Grobbiland, Ceto, Puerto Rican Independent Republic, and 16 others.Obliterania, The Kingdom of Earhart, Liberitad, Everywheristan, Domitia, Zemnaya Svoboda, The Democratic Republic of Tomb, Haut Beuxeroix, Kingdom of Plembobria, Republique autonome du Beuxeroy, Avalon, Groovistan, Guslantis, Bacon Kingdom, Whale Republic, and Radlef.