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The Borderlands of Newfatland

“Ja Pierdole, Ale Faza!”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The North Pacific

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The Borderlands of Newfatland is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by THE Cybernetic Ghost of The Emperor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.475 billion Newfatlandians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Education, and Social Equality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of RoboFrance 29. The average income tax rate is 92%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Tourism and Information Technology.

The number of students attending university has reached a record high, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer, and Newfatland has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Newfatland's national animal is the Anthropomorphic Horse-Slave, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is The Cult of The Emperor, and its currency is the Jive Turkey.

Newfatland is ranked 52nd in The North Pacific and 1,263rd in the world for Most Cultured, scoring 128 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 12 days ago

  • 5 days ago: Newfatland was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Astra Lumina.
  • 5 days ago: Newfatland was endorsed by The Dominion of 007James Bond.
  • 6 days ago: Newfatland was endorsed by The Haven of Varovanjov.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Newfatland, Newfatland has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Newfatland, people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Newfatland, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Newfatland, the number of students attending university has reached a record high.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Newfatland, Anthropomorphic Horse-Slave populations thrive as dogs are slaughtered in the millions.
  • 14 days ago: Newfatland fell out of the world Top 5% for Highest Drug Use.
  • 14 days ago: Newfatland fell out of the regional Top 5% for Highest Drug Use.

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