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“Gentlemen, Let's Spike The Punch”

The Yard-Farming Stunt Drivers of Newbomb Turk is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 7.606 billion live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Commerce, with areas such as the Environment and Law & Order receiving almost no funds by comparison. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining industries.

The people elect the Supreme Court justices directly, the nation refuses to provide international aid, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Newbomb Turk's radio stations, and the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Newbomb Turk's national animal is the Big Bad Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Water Balloon.

Newbomb Turk is ranked 49th in the region and 44,435th in the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.