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The United Federal States of New West Guiana

“Freedom is all but a choice”

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Atlantian Oceania

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The United Federal States of New West Guiana is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Jackson with an even hand, and renowned for its devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, intelligent population of 8.309 billion New West Guianans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Welfare, and Social Equality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gemsbrook. The average income tax rate is 81%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass, New West Guiana has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, and the government encourages conflict abroad to increase arms sales. Crime is well under control. New West Guiana's national animal is the Black Jay-Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, its national religion is Christianity, and its currency is the WG Dollar.

New West Guiana is ranked 16th in Atlantian Oceania and 22,368th in the world for Most Extreme, scoring 26 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 118 minutes ago

  • 4 days ago: New West Guiana fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare.
  • 10 days ago: New West Guiana was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in New West Guiana, the government encourages conflict abroad to increase arms sales.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in New West Guiana, New West Guiana has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in New West Guiana, legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in New West Guiana, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in New West Guiana, vitriolic divorce proceedings have become prime-time television.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in New West Guiana, discarded pennies litter the streets.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in New West Guiana, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in New West Guiana, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds.

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