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The United Federal States of New West Guiana is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Permier Louis DeCader with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, complete lack of prisons, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.943 billion New West Guianans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gemsbrook. The average income tax rate is 93.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving New West Guianan economy, worth 904 trillion WG Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 82,679 WG Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The might of the nation's air force has been deployed against people with sticks in boats, punitive tariffs protect local industry, New West Guiana's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, and political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New West Guiana's national animal is the Black Jay-Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

New West Guiana is ranked 71st in Atlantian Oceania and 131,940th in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with -16 Whatever.

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