Most Efficient Economies: 904th Nicest Citizens: 1,139th Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,150th
The Royal Maritime Union of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
L'étoile du nord est toujours fidèle.
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Royal Maritime Union of New Vinland is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prime Minister Theodore Paddington with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 9.749 billion New Vinlanders enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Halifax. The average income tax rate is 52.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Vinlandic economy, worth a remarkable 1,419 trillion Maritime pounds a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 145,646 Maritime pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads, chickens frolic freely on swings and roundabouts in Halifax's playgrounds, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, and every week is blindness awareness week. Crime is totally unknown. New Vinland's national animal is the Canada Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Anglo-Reformed Protestant Union.

New Vinland is ranked 145,853rd in the world and 145th in Canada for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -13.19 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Most Efficient Economies: 904thNicest Citizens: 1,139thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,150thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,213thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,384thMost Influential: 1,501stTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 1,835thBest Weather: 2,046thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,232ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,418thMost Pacifist: 2,753rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,946thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,091stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,107thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,228thMost Developed: 3,435thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,749thSmartest Citizens: 6,863rdMost Cultured: 6,920thHighest Economic Output: 6,934thTop
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Most Primitive: 7,729thMost Devout: 8,012thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,888thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,613thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,755thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,999thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,073rdHealthiest Citizens: 11,384thHighest Average Incomes: 11,737thLargest Populations: 12,555thLowest Crime Rates: 12,562ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,197thMost Stationary: 13,664th
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Most Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionNicest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 8th in the regionTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 9th in the regionMost Primitive: 9th in the regionBest Weather: 10th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13th in the regionMost Pacifist: 14th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 14th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in New Vinland, every week is blindness awareness week.
  • : New Vinland was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".
  • : Following new legislation in New Vinland, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
  • : Following new legislation in New Vinland, chickens frolic freely on swings and roundabouts in Halifax's playgrounds.
  • : Following new legislation in New Vinland, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads.
  • : Following new legislation in New Vinland, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers.
  • : Following new legislation in New Vinland, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.
  • : Following new legislation in New Vinland, the World Royal Maritime Union Games have been won again by New Vinland as no other country cares enough to compete.
  • : Following new legislation in New Vinland, advertisers scramble to sponsor the broadcast of Prime Minister Theodore Paddington's most personal functions.
  • : Following new legislation in New Vinland, the endangered saltwater humpback Canada Lynx is only seen in captivity programs.

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