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The Swingin Hotspot of New South Hell

“It could be worse. And we're working on it.”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: The Bad Place

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The Swingin Hotspot of New South Hell is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by the Lord of Eternal Darkness with an iron fist, and notable for its enforced nudity. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 9.256 billion are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, moralistic individuals is mainly concerned with Defence, although Law & Order and Religion & Spirituality are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trespassers Will Be Shredded. Income tax is unheard of. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing.

Billions of agonys are being blown on orbital weapons development, the government is a law unto itself, all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number, and Harry Potter books are banned. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. New South Hell's national animal is the spiny leech, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Nihilistic Pandaemonium, and its currency is the agony.

New South Hell is ranked 6th in The Bad Place and 5,925th in the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 5 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 hours ago

  • 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in New South Hell, Harry Potter books are banned.
  • 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in New South Hell, all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number.
  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in New South Hell, the government is a law unto itself.
  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in New South Hell, billions of agonys are being blown on orbital weapons development.
  • 1 day 19 hours ago: New South Hell lodged a message on the The Bad Place Regional Message Board.
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: New South Hell lodged a message on the The Bad Place Regional Message Board.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in New South Hell, university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts.
  • 2 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in New South Hell, the controversial show 'Who Wants to be an Immigrant?' has become wildly popular.
  • 3 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in New South Hell, prosecutors routinely call transplant doctors as 'expert witnesses' in burglary cases.
  • 3 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in New South Hell, every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries.

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